Farting in Public

So I get times in my life where I get an irritable bowel that gives me bad gas. I don't know if its because I eat like shit and sleep like shit as a poker player, but sometimes I can be normal and other times I feel like I am packing a dangerous bio-hazard weapon with me. I seriously mean my fart stink like no other. Usually you can stand your own brand right? I sometimes feel like I'm going to pass out or got nauseated when I rip one. Like right now for example, I am holding my breath as I type this

The weird thing about my farts, is the variance. I got in a fight with my sister and cousin a couple times because I farted and didn't even know it. It stunk so bad I kept on blaming them on farting and they swore then didn't. The first time I didn't believe my cousin, but after a larger sample size I guess its me.

Anyway onto the topic for discussion. I noticed that Daut44 loves to fart in public as he so vividly describes it in his day 1 of WPT aruba? (where he won a cool million) for us. He basically let one rip right at the poker table full of people, which was hilarious. Does anyone else fart in public for the fun of it?

ooooookaaaaaaay

epic

farting is just not right in public. its practically gas passing through your shit going out of your asscrack and ppl even friends dont need to smell it.

some people can get away with farting in public and some people can even be cute about it

you sound like a repulsive farter though, you should probably not go outside

On May 08 2008 08:05 CrownRoyal wrote: some people can get away with farting in public and some people can even be cute about it you sound like a repulsive farter though, you should probably not go outside

L M A O.

Hell yes I am, especially when I'm out to get out of the train and there is this big croud waiting to get out of I'm in the middle of it.
I'll ty my best at those moments. Public transport farting is my #1.

update:

I just farted

Wow if you cant stand your own farts it must be some rancid hell stench or smthng.
I usually try not to keep back since it can cause problems later on, but sometimes you just gotta hold it

Better out than in.

ROFL :D

i like to fart in classes then once the smell has polluted the atmosphere just enough and people started shaking uncomfortably, stare at someone close to me with a disgusted look on my face.

ermmm

You never met me because if i eat shit and i fart hot, you'd better run for your life.

I fart at crowded bars to get drinks quicker.

my friend does it but no one hears it. it's magical or something oO

i fart at my girlfriends face all the time and she still loves me

SMELL THE GAS, MEG

The Pre-Defecatory farts are the most pungent. Try taking a shit next time you feel the urge to fart. . .If that doesn't help then just be really obnoxious with it. In a crowded room at least one person will think it's funny.

ewww