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PokerDoc88   Australia. May 05 2008 07:47. Posts 2452


Poll: What would you rather lose? Your eyes or your cock?
(Vote): Your eyes
(Vote): Your cock

 Last edit: 05/05/2008 08:21

PokerDoc88   Australia. May 05 2008 07:48. Posts 2452

Fuck I voted eyes by accident, I'd rather lose cock. But it's a tough choice I think.


Critterer   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 07:49. Posts 3337

id prolly kill myself if i lost either

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole 

XeliN   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 07:58. Posts 2145

cock, if anything losing my cock would give me alot more free time

Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to readLast edit: 05/05/2008 15:23

tokeweed   Philippines. May 05 2008 08:01. Posts 1962

i'd rather kill myself

big hand = bong loads 

byrnesam   New Zealand. May 05 2008 08:05. Posts 5906

cock
then id grow a new one on the back of a mouse - it would need to be a really big mouse though....


EvilSky   Czech Republic. May 05 2008 08:10. Posts 1829

Sight is overrated.


Cro)Deadman   Croatia. May 05 2008 08:11. Posts 2892

to not be able to fuck or not to see what you're about to fuck.

hmm,this one indeed is a tricky one.

Radiohead says: youre like a sweet little child trying to walk on his own legs 

PokerDoc88   Australia. May 05 2008 08:25. Posts 2452

rofl funny edit "cock" to "magic stick". which mod did that? it's hilarious hhahahaha


Sheitan   Canada. May 05 2008 08:32. Posts 2738

wow it's a tough one you need your eyes to find the hole but without your cock no need to look for it hummmmm...


XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 05 2008 08:38. Posts 483

I need my eyes. . .can't play poker with my dick.

Chyeah. 

tokeweed   Philippines. May 05 2008 08:41. Posts 1962


  On May 05 2008 08:25 PokerDoc88 wrote:
rofl funny edit "cock" to "magic stick". which mod did that? it's hilarious hhahahaha



yeah!!! hahahahahahahhaha!!! magic stick!!! roflmao!!!

big hand = bong loads 

Stygg   Sweden. May 05 2008 08:56. Posts 1549

teh cock has to go


tokeweed   Philippines. May 05 2008 09:08. Posts 1962

lightsaber would've been better than magic stick tho...

big hand = bong loads 

AcroN   Norway. May 05 2008 09:09. Posts 355

Need my eyes, so unfortunatly the magic stick has to go


lebowski   Greece. May 05 2008 09:09. Posts 2153

do we get to keep the balls?

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

PplusAD   Germany. May 05 2008 09:19. Posts 2389


  On May 05 2008 08:32 Sheitan wrote:
wow it's a tough one you need your eyes to find the hole



?

I am pretty positive u can stick it in without having to look at the hole ^^
Just make an experiment ^^ close ure eyes and take two fingers of your left hand and place it on the wall !
eyes still being closed. Now i bet its no problem to take your right hand and touch your left 2 fingers ... all with eyes being closed.
now think about it : women , fingers , cock , blind

ship.

On the other hand i guess there are very few womens who would have sex with a blind man >-<


Both options suck however >-<
SO does this thread

On July 14 2008 07:06 Cro)Deadman wrote: LOL du bist ein ficken lucksack 

ggplz   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 09:32. Posts 11828

fuck this

the first amendment protects my right to SHIP IT - Day[9] 

lebowski   Greece. May 05 2008 09:33. Posts 2153

I am asking about the balls because I wouldn't want to become a fat guy with breasts and a girly voice
btw does this guy look like he had a bad life

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

ggplz   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 09:41. Posts 11828

your not ray charles though are u lol

the first amendment protects my right to SHIP IT - Day[9] 

Floofy   Canada. May 05 2008 09:41. Posts 6783

loose the cock ez

im too much of a moron to be able to use my cock even with my eyes, no doubt i wont be able whitout them
and masturbation simply isnt worth your sight. especially whitout being able to watch porn

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

JYang   United States. May 05 2008 11:01. Posts 2325

I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
What? What? Maaagic
I got the magic stick

I'm a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive shit I don't share with the world
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot proper,the law can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits
Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch
I'll rock the boat, I'll work the middle
I speed it up, straight beat it up..
.. and I ain't in the hood with my toast out loc'n
I'm in the telly workin up a sweat strokin
too nice tonight, you can fall in love
You can call your mama right now, tell her you met a thug
I pop a lot of shit cause I can back it up
My left stroke's the death stroke


Breeze   Bulgaria. May 05 2008 12:11. Posts 642

Very easy choice, I keep the eyes, sexual needs are such a huge weakness anyway

I see dead money 

lachlan   Australia. May 05 2008 12:20. Posts 4476

keep my eyes

interesting one would be eyes or legs+arms


Poll: Keep your eyes or limbs?
(Vote): Keep eyes (legs and arms amputated)
(Vote): Keep limbs (eyes removed)

full ring is goodLast edit: 05/05/2008 12:22

tae-g   United States. May 05 2008 13:18. Posts 1776

that is a GOOD one...i cant choose

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

tae-g   United States. May 05 2008 13:18. Posts 1776

Probably lose eyes, keep legs/arms. Being blind can sometimes have a prophetic mystique about it, so thats kinda cool.

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

Floofy   Canada. May 05 2008 13:23. Posts 6783

ok i have one: pick between

#1 you loose your cock, but jessica alba becomes your girlfriend and she loves u(and also share her wealth with u). note that u still have sexual pulsions and erections but u cant use it(lets say its internal or something)

#2 your life is filmed 24/7 on a very popular world wide show that everybody watches but your life expectaction is doubled (aka if u were suposed to live for 50 years ull live for 100 of em)

#3 you are wrongly sentenced to jail for 2 years for raping a young girls and your cell mates knows it(they think ur guilty). however you gain the ability to NEVER sleep and always feel in shape for the rest of your life


Poll: Which option would you pick
(Vote): #1 loose my cock and jessica alba
(Vote): #2 be filmed and double ur life
(Vote): #3 Jail and never sleep

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 05/05/2008 13:26

Stim_Abuser   United States. May 05 2008 14:01. Posts 2259

my cock. i should chop it off right now. thing consumes like 1/3 of my awake hours.

One of my favorite quotes was the advice Nick Diaz gave to little brother Nate before a WEC fight. While graphic in nature, it really is a life lesson. He said “Fuck him up, and don’t be a bitch.” 

matdon460   United States. May 05 2008 14:46. Posts 327


  On May 05 2008 09:09 lebowski wrote:
do we get to keep the balls?





he'll take those


collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 14:55. Posts 2209

since we're on a polling frenzy i'll put up the question i came up with in a different thread


Poll: would you suck a dick or take it up the ass?
(Vote): suck a dick
(Vote): take it up the ass
(Vote): both, plz

=D 

EvilSky   Czech Republic. May 05 2008 15:02. Posts 1829

quality stuff


Muhweli   Finland. May 05 2008 16:40. Posts 9320

How about one ball and one eye?

Everytime you minraise, God kills a fish. 

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 16:53. Posts 2047

do you get paid for being filmed 24/7?

baal has absolutely 0 clue and really should not be discussing things he obviously knows nothing about - mig 

TimDawg   United States. May 05 2008 17:12. Posts 5578


  On May 05 2008 15:02 EvilSky wrote:
another stupid floofy poll

iamalex: lol what if you were cursed by a mummy to never win showdowns. you could only play fold equity. that would suck man 

ggplz   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 17:42. Posts 11828


  On May 05 2008 14:46 matdon460 wrote:
Show nested quote +





he'll take those


ROFL

the first amendment protects my right to SHIP IT - Day[9] 

DaEm0niCuS   United States. May 05 2008 17:43. Posts 2603

What about my vagina?


albonycee   United States. May 05 2008 19:14. Posts 2187


Poll: Ok new poll niggaz
(Vote): A wasp living in your ear.( doesnt sting)
(Vote): A worm living in your ass. ( tickles a little bit)
(Vote): god

(insert stupid shit)aments 

kimseongchan   United States. May 05 2008 19:41. Posts 2005


Poll: If you HAD to choose one to be
(Vote): Girl with penis?
(Vote): Man with vagina?

for the rest of your life

stay sharp. 

collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 19:55. Posts 2209


  On May 05 2008 19:41 kimseongchan wrote:

Poll: If you HAD to choose one to be
(Vote): Girl with penis?
(Vote): Man with vagina?

for the rest of your life



girl with penis so i can whack off to my own rack obv

=DLast edit: 05/05/2008 19:58

collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 19:57. Posts 2209

and i believe having a penis/vagina defines one's gender? so the question should be man with boobs and girl with... manly features???


..nvm

=D 

XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 05 2008 22:02. Posts 483


Poll: Would you do your mom for 18 million dollars
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No



Would you have sex with you mom for 18 million dollarz? If you're sober, then she has consent, if you take any mind-altering drugs then there is no consent.

Chyeah. 

collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 22:18. Posts 2209

ugh you fucking sicko you turned this into a perverted thread

=D 

albonycee   United States. May 05 2008 22:55. Posts 2187

yea wtf u Freudian perv.

(insert stupid shit)aments 

Floofy   Canada. May 05 2008 23:18. Posts 6783

poker is a sane game. people who play it doesnt have perverted minds obv


Poll: Would you rather
(Vote): Torture a teen girl till death
(Vote): Never play poker again
(Vote): Suck rekrul cock once a week

today i told the girl im flirting with if she doesnt stop annoying me ill tie her down and tickle her till she cries. turned out good. she didnt know i may end up being serious