Your eyes or your magic stick?

Poll: What would you rather lose? Your eyes or your cock?
(Vote): Your eyes
(Vote): Your cock

Fuck I voted eyes by accident, I'd rather lose cock. But it's a tough choice I think.

id prolly kill myself if i lost either

cock, if anything losing my cock would give me alot more free time

i'd rather kill myself

cock
then id grow a new one on the back of a mouse - it would need to be a really big mouse though....

Sight is overrated.

to not be able to fuck or not to see what you're about to fuck.

hmm,this one indeed is a tricky one.

rofl funny edit "cock" to "magic stick". which mod did that? it's hilarious hhahahaha

wow it's a tough one you need your eyes to find the hole but without your cock no need to look for it hummmmm...

I need my eyes. . .can't play poker with my dick.

On May 05 2008 08:25 PokerDoc88 wrote: rofl funny edit "cock" to "magic stick". which mod did that? it's hilarious hhahahaha

yeah!!! hahahahahahahhaha!!! magic stick!!! roflmao!!!

teh cock has to go

lightsaber would've been better than magic stick tho...

Need my eyes, so unfortunatly the magic stick has to go

do we get to keep the balls?

On May 05 2008 08:32 Sheitan wrote: wow it's a tough one you need your eyes to find the hole

?

I am pretty positive u can stick it in without having to look at the hole ^^
Just make an experiment ^^ close ure eyes and take two fingers of your left hand and place it on the wall !
eyes still being closed. Now i bet its no problem to take your right hand and touch your left 2 fingers ... all with eyes being closed.
now think about it : women , fingers , cock , blind

ship.

On the other hand i guess there are very few womens who would have sex with a blind man >-<


Both options suck however >-<
SO does this thread

fuck this

I am asking about the balls because I wouldn't want to become a fat guy with breasts and a girly voice
btw does this guy look like he had a bad life

your not ray charles though are u lol

loose the cock ez

im too much of a moron to be able to use my cock even with my eyes, no doubt i wont be able whitout them
and masturbation simply isnt worth your sight. especially whitout being able to watch porn

I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
What? What? Maaagic
I got the magic stick

I'm a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive shit I don't share with the world
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot proper,the law can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits
Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch
I'll rock the boat, I'll work the middle
I speed it up, straight beat it up..
.. and I ain't in the hood with my toast out loc'n
I'm in the telly workin up a sweat strokin
too nice tonight, you can fall in love
You can call your mama right now, tell her you met a thug
I pop a lot of shit cause I can back it up
My left stroke's the death stroke

Very easy choice, I keep the eyes, sexual needs are such a huge weakness anyway

keep my eyes

interesting one would be eyes or legs+arms


Poll: Keep your eyes or limbs?
(Vote): Keep eyes (legs and arms amputated)
(Vote): Keep limbs (eyes removed)

that is a GOOD one...i cant choose

Probably lose eyes, keep legs/arms. Being blind can sometimes have a prophetic mystique about it, so thats kinda cool.

ok i have one: pick between

#1 you loose your cock, but jessica alba becomes your girlfriend and she loves u(and also share her wealth with u). note that u still have sexual pulsions and erections but u cant use it(lets say its internal or something)

#2 your life is filmed 24/7 on a very popular world wide show that everybody watches but your life expectaction is doubled (aka if u were suposed to live for 50 years ull live for 100 of em)

#3 you are wrongly sentenced to jail for 2 years for raping a young girls and your cell mates knows it(they think ur guilty). however you gain the ability to NEVER sleep and always feel in shape for the rest of your life


Poll: Which option would you pick
(Vote): #1 loose my cock and jessica alba
(Vote): #2 be filmed and double ur life
(Vote): #3 Jail and never sleep

my cock. i should chop it off right now. thing consumes like 1/3 of my awake hours.

On May 05 2008 09:09 lebowski wrote: do we get to keep the balls?

he'll take those

since we're on a polling frenzy i'll put up the question i came up with in a different thread


Poll: would you suck a dick or take it up the ass?
(Vote): suck a dick
(Vote): take it up the ass
(Vote): both, plz

quality stuff

How about one ball and one eye?

do you get paid for being filmed 24/7?

On May 05 2008 15:02 EvilSky wrote: another stupid floofy poll

On May 05 2008 14:46 matdon460 wrote: Show nested quote + On May 05 2008 09:09 lebowski wrote: do we get to keep the balls? he'll take those

ROFL

What about my vagina?

Poll: Ok new poll niggaz
(Vote): A wasp living in your ear.( doesnt sting)
(Vote): A worm living in your ass. ( tickles a little bit)
(Vote): god

Poll: If you HAD to choose one to be
(Vote): Girl with penis?
(Vote): Man with vagina?

for the rest of your life

On May 05 2008 19:41 kimseongchan wrote: Poll: If you HAD to choose one to be (Vote): Girl with penis? (Vote): Man with vagina? for the rest of your life

girl with penis so i can whack off to my own rack obv

and i believe having a penis/vagina defines one's gender? so the question should be man with boobs and girl with... manly features???


..nvm

Poll: Would you do your mom for 18 million dollars
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No



Would you have sex with you mom for 18 million dollarz? If you're sober, then she has consent, if you take any mind-altering drugs then there is no consent.

ugh you fucking sicko you turned this into a perverted thread

yea wtf u Freudian perv.

poker is a sane game. people who play it doesnt have perverted minds obv


Poll: Would you rather
(Vote): Torture a teen girl till death
(Vote): Never play poker again
(Vote): Suck rekrul cock once a week

today i told the girl im flirting with if she doesnt stop annoying me ill tie her down and tickle her till she cries. turned out good. she didnt know i may end up being serious

alot of people suck rekrul's e-penis for free anyway

18M? hell yeah

You should probably consider doing your dad for 18M

why the fuck are people derailing this thread with stupid polls

floofy your polls tilt me, the options you give suck

btw collegesucks, presence of a penis/vagina is not the determining factor of ones' sex. sorry but i can't give a strict definition of sex here, it's too hard, too confusing, and too long to give.

On May 06 2008 01:13 PokerDoc88 wrote: why the fuck are people derailing this thread with stupid polls floofy your polls tilt me, the options you give suck btw collegesucks, presence of a penis/vagina is not the determining factor of ones' sex. sorry but i can't give a strict definition of sex here, it's too hard, too confusing, and too long to give.

cool.. might wiki this if im not asleep soon

well i think a big part of why its hard to define whether someone is male or female is because genotype or phenotype no longer matters...you cna have someone genotype male/female and present phenotypically the opposite, for all variosu reasons

I'd like to know which of you sickos voted yes on the mom thing

if caught, its going to leak on the press. court records will be produced, you will be all over television and end up suiciding without having spent a penny.

Well maybe a few bucks cutting your wang off from the unbearable shame and removing your eyeballs

THEN jump off a blimp

wow...gay i read all of this ....











and LOVED IT DUH? ...well some lol

On May 06 2008 03:11 vegable wrote: I'd like to know which of you sickos voted yes on the mom thing if caught, its going to leak on the press. court records will be produced, you will be all over television and end up suiciding without having spent a penny. Well maybe a few bucks cutting your wang off from the unbearable shame and removing your eyeballs THEN jump off a blimp

I believe half the male planet would fuck his mom for much much less

that's because you can't hear them talk

If you had to save one person who would it be? (from death)


Poll: Who would you save?
(Vote): Girlfriend
(Vote): Mom
(Vote): Dad
(Vote): Little Bro/Sister
(Vote): Baal the Mexican
(Vote): Neilly

On May 06 2008 00:25 Baal wrote: 18M? hell yeah

save neilly ROFL

a cock serves no use without eyes.

we don't have a choice in the matter... neilly runs too good to not be saved

I WANNA TORTURE THE TEEN GIRL

On May 06 2008 09:11 Sennpu wrote: If you had to save one person who would it be? (from death) Poll: Who would you save? (Vote): Girlfriend (Vote): Mom (Vote): Dad (Vote): Little Bro/Sister (Vote): Baal the Mexican (Vote): Neilly

How could you not vote your mom? If she's dead then the 18m is pointless, unless it's not
Poll: Would you do your dead mom for . . . .lolz j/k.
(Vote): lolz
(Vote): lulz

Neilly easiest choice EVARR

y didnt anyone vote the mexican?

Rofl Burn Baal people rather saving Neilly than you xD

AHhahahah this thread is fucking gold.

Imagine telling a blind guy "i would lose my dick just to not be like you" lololol

On May 06 2008 17:02 skindzer wrote: Imagine telling a blind guy "i would lose my dick just to not be like you" lololol

ROFL