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PokerDoc88   Australia. May 05 2008 08:47. Posts 3527


Poll: What would you rather lose? Your eyes or your cock?
(Vote): Your eyes
(Vote): Your cock

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 Last edit: 05/05/2008 09:21

PokerDoc88   Australia. May 05 2008 08:48. Posts 3527

Fuck I voted eyes by accident, I'd rather lose cock. But it's a tough choice I think.


Critterer   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 08:49. Posts 5337

id prolly kill myself if i lost either

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole 

XeliN   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 08:58. Posts 2365

cock, if anything losing my cock would give me alot more free time

Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to readLast edit: 05/05/2008 16:23

tokeweed   Philippines. May 05 2008 09:01. Posts 2149

i'd rather kill myself

big hand = bong loads 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 05 2008 09:05. Posts 14026

cock
then id grow a new one on the back of a mouse - it would need to be a really big mouse though....


EvilSky    Czech Republic. May 05 2008 09:10. Posts 8918

Sight is overrated.


Cro)Deadman   Croatia. May 05 2008 09:11. Posts 3943

to not be able to fuck or not to see what you're about to fuck.

hmm,this one indeed is a tricky one.

Metagame Purposes. 

PokerDoc88   Australia. May 05 2008 09:25. Posts 3527

rofl funny edit "cock" to "magic stick". which mod did that? it's hilarious hhahahaha


Sheitan   Canada. May 05 2008 09:32. Posts 4217

wow it's a tough one you need your eyes to find the hole but without your cock no need to look for it hummmmm...

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 05 2008 09:38. Posts 834

I need my eyes. . .can't play poker with my dick.

SERIOUSLY! 

tokeweed   Philippines. May 05 2008 09:41. Posts 2149


  On May 05 2008 08:25 PokerDoc88 wrote:
rofl funny edit "cock" to "magic stick". which mod did that? it's hilarious hhahahaha



yeah!!! hahahahahahahhaha!!! magic stick!!! roflmao!!!

big hand = bong loads 

Stygg   Sweden. May 05 2008 09:56. Posts 2347

teh cock has to go


tokeweed   Philippines. May 05 2008 10:08. Posts 2149

lightsaber would've been better than magic stick tho...

big hand = bong loads 

AcroN   Norway. May 05 2008 10:09. Posts 568

Need my eyes, so unfortunatly the magic stick has to go


lebowski   Greece. May 05 2008 10:09. Posts 9205

do we get to keep the balls?

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

PplusAD   Germany. May 05 2008 10:19. Posts 7182


  On May 05 2008 08:32 Sheitan wrote:
wow it's a tough one you need your eyes to find the hole



?

I am pretty positive u can stick it in without having to look at the hole ^^
Just make an experiment ^^ close ure eyes and take two fingers of your left hand and place it on the wall !
eyes still being closed. Now i bet its no problem to take your right hand and touch your left 2 fingers ... all with eyes being closed.
now think about it : women , fingers , cock , blind

ship.

On the other hand i guess there are very few womens who would have sex with a blind man >-<


Both options suck however >-<
SO does this thread

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

ggplz   Sweden. May 05 2008 10:32. Posts 16784

fuck this

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

lebowski   Greece. May 05 2008 10:33. Posts 9205

I am asking about the balls because I wouldn't want to become a fat guy with breasts and a girly voice
btw does this guy look like he had a bad life

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

ggplz   Sweden. May 05 2008 10:41. Posts 16784

your not ray charles though are u lol

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Floofy   Canada. May 05 2008 10:41. Posts 8708

loose the cock ez

im too much of a moron to be able to use my cock even with my eyes, no doubt i wont be able whitout them
and masturbation simply isnt worth your sight. especially whitout being able to watch porn

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

JYang   United States. May 05 2008 12:01. Posts 2669

I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
What? What? Maaagic
I got the magic stick

I'm a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive shit I don't share with the world
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot proper,the law can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits
Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch
I'll rock the boat, I'll work the middle
I speed it up, straight beat it up..
.. and I ain't in the hood with my toast out loc'n
I'm in the telly workin up a sweat strokin
too nice tonight, you can fall in love
You can call your mama right now, tell her you met a thug
I pop a lot of shit cause I can back it up
My left stroke's the death stroke


Breeze   Bulgaria. May 05 2008 13:11. Posts 802

Very easy choice, I keep the eyes, sexual needs are such a huge weakness anyway

My work is of high quality, cheap and fast. Pick only two of those though. 

lachlan   Australia. May 05 2008 13:20. Posts 6991

keep my eyes

interesting one would be eyes or legs+arms


Poll: Keep your eyes or limbs?
(Vote): Keep eyes (legs and arms amputated)
(Vote): Keep limbs (eyes removed)

full ringLast edit: 05/05/2008 13:22

tae-g   United States. May 05 2008 14:18. Posts 1782

that is a GOOD one...i cant choose

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

tae-g   United States. May 05 2008 14:18. Posts 1782

Probably lose eyes, keep legs/arms. Being blind can sometimes have a prophetic mystique about it, so thats kinda cool.

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

Floofy   Canada. May 05 2008 14:23. Posts 8708

ok i have one: pick between

#1 you loose your cock, but jessica alba becomes your girlfriend and she loves u(and also share her wealth with u). note that u still have sexual pulsions and erections but u cant use it(lets say its internal or something)

#2 your life is filmed 24/7 on a very popular world wide show that everybody watches but your life expectaction is doubled (aka if u were suposed to live for 50 years ull live for 100 of em)

#3 you are wrongly sentenced to jail for 2 years for raping a young girls and your cell mates knows it(they think ur guilty). however you gain the ability to NEVER sleep and always feel in shape for the rest of your life


Poll: Which option would you pick
(Vote): #1 loose my cock and jessica alba
(Vote): #2 be filmed and double ur life
(Vote): #3 Jail and never sleep

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 05/05/2008 14:26

Stim_Abuser   United States. May 05 2008 15:01. Posts 7499

my cock. i should chop it off right now. thing consumes like 1/3 of my awake hours.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete 

matdon460   United States. May 05 2008 15:46. Posts 1089


  On May 05 2008 09:09 lebowski wrote:
do we get to keep the balls?





he'll take those

Of course it was a good shove, I won 

collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 15:55. Posts 5780

since we're on a polling frenzy i'll put up the question i came up with in a different thread


Poll: would you suck a dick or take it up the ass?
(Vote): suck a dick
(Vote): take it up the ass
(Vote): both, plz


EvilSky    Czech Republic. May 05 2008 16:02. Posts 8918

quality stuff


Muhweli   Finland. May 05 2008 17:40. Posts 10663

How about one ball and one eye?

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 17:53. Posts 3047

do you get paid for being filmed 24/7?

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

TimDawg    United States. May 05 2008 18:12. Posts 10197


  On May 05 2008 15:02 EvilSky wrote:
another stupid floofy poll

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

ggplz   Sweden. May 05 2008 18:42. Posts 16784


  On May 05 2008 14:46 matdon460 wrote:
Show nested quote +





he'll take those


ROFL

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

DaEm0niCuS   United States. May 05 2008 18:43. Posts 3292

What about my vagina?


albonycee   United States. May 05 2008 20:14. Posts 2749


Poll: Ok new poll niggaz
(Vote): A wasp living in your ear.( doesnt sting)
(Vote): A worm living in your ass. ( tickles a little bit)
(Vote): god

(insert stupid shit)aments 

kimseongchan   United States. May 05 2008 20:41. Posts 2089


Poll: If you HAD to choose one to be
(Vote): Girl with penis?
(Vote): Man with vagina?

for the rest of your life


collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 20:55. Posts 5780


  On May 05 2008 19:41 kimseongchan wrote:

Poll: If you HAD to choose one to be
(Vote): Girl with penis?
(Vote): Man with vagina?

for the rest of your life



girl with penis so i can whack off to my own rack obv

 Last edit: 05/05/2008 20:58

collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 20:57. Posts 5780

and i believe having a penis/vagina defines one's gender? so the question should be man with boobs and girl with... manly features???


..nvm


XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 05 2008 23:02. Posts 834


Poll: Would you do your mom for 18 million dollars
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No



Would you have sex with you mom for 18 million dollarz? If you're sober, then she has consent, if you take any mind-altering drugs then there is no consent.

SERIOUSLY! 

collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 23:18. Posts 5780

ugh you fucking sicko you turned this into a perverted thread


albonycee   United States. May 05 2008 23:55. Posts 2749

yea wtf u Freudian perv.

(insert stupid shit)aments 

Floofy   Canada. May 06 2008 00:18. Posts 8708

poker is a sane game. people who play it doesnt have perverted minds obv


Poll: Would you rather
(Vote): Torture a teen girl till death
(Vote): Never play poker again
(Vote): Suck rekrul cock once a week

today i told the girl im flirting with if she doesnt stop annoying me ill tie her down and tickle her till she cries. turned out good. she didnt know i may end up being serious

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. May 06 2008 00:45. Posts 5647

alot of people suck rekrul's e-penis for free anyway


Baalim   Mexico. May 06 2008 01:25. Posts 34312

18M? hell yeah

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

GsOne   Poland. May 06 2008 01:58. Posts 732

You should probably consider doing your dad for 18M

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PokerDoc88   Australia. May 06 2008 02:13. Posts 3527

why the fuck are people derailing this thread with stupid polls

floofy your polls tilt me, the options you give suck

btw collegesucks, presence of a penis/vagina is not the determining factor of ones' sex. sorry but i can't give a strict definition of sex here, it's too hard, too confusing, and too long to give.

 Last edit: 06/05/2008 02:16

collegesucks   United States. May 06 2008 02:19. Posts 5780


  On May 06 2008 01:13 PokerDoc88 wrote:
why the fuck are people derailing this thread with stupid polls

floofy your polls tilt me, the options you give suck

btw collegesucks, presence of a penis/vagina is not the determining factor of ones' sex. sorry but i can't give a strict definition of sex here, it's too hard, too confusing, and too long to give.



cool.. might wiki this if im not asleep soon


PokerDoc88   Australia. May 06 2008 02:53. Posts 3527

well i think a big part of why its hard to define whether someone is male or female is because genotype or phenotype no longer matters...you cna have someone genotype male/female and present phenotypically the opposite, for all variosu reasons


vegable   United States. May 06 2008 04:11. Posts 2453

I'd like to know which of you sickos voted yes on the mom thing

if caught, its going to leak on the press. court records will be produced, you will be all over television and end up suiciding without having spent a penny.

Well maybe a few bucks cutting your wang off from the unbearable shame and removing your eyeballs

THEN jump off a blimp

Stir fry Normandy 

kantoiki   Australia. May 06 2008 06:22. Posts 3818

wow...gay i read all of this ....











and LOVED IT DUH? ...well some lol

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

lebowski   Greece. May 06 2008 06:43. Posts 9205


  On May 06 2008 03:11 vegable wrote:
I'd like to know which of you sickos voted yes on the mom thing

if caught, its going to leak on the press. court records will be produced, you will be all over television and end up suiciding without having spent a penny.

Well maybe a few bucks cutting your wang off from the unbearable shame and removing your eyeballs

THEN jump off a blimp


I believe half the male planet would fuck his mom for much much less

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

lebowski   Greece. May 06 2008 10:05. Posts 9205

that's because you can't hear them talk

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Sennpu   Canada. May 06 2008 10:11. Posts 1960

If you had to save one person who would it be? (from death)


Poll: Who would you save?
(Vote): Girlfriend
(Vote): Mom
(Vote): Dad
(Vote): Little Bro/Sister
(Vote): Baal the Mexican
(Vote): Neilly

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -FloofyLast edit: 06/05/2008 10:14

Muhweli   Finland. May 06 2008 10:58. Posts 10663


  On May 06 2008 00:25 Baal wrote:
18M? hell yeah

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

ggplz   Sweden. May 06 2008 11:19. Posts 16784

save neilly ROFL

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Tien   Canada. May 06 2008 11:25. Posts 1605

a cock serves no use without eyes.

Only one life to live 

collegesucks   United States. May 06 2008 11:25. Posts 5780

we don't have a choice in the matter... neilly runs too good to not be saved


Trey   United States. May 06 2008 11:43. Posts 5616

I WANNA TORTURE THE TEEN GIRL


XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 06 2008 11:46. Posts 834


  On May 06 2008 09:11 Sennpu wrote:
If you had to save one person who would it be? (from death)


Poll: Who would you save?
(Vote): Girlfriend
(Vote): Mom
(Vote): Dad
(Vote): Little Bro/Sister
(Vote): Baal the Mexican
(Vote): Neilly




How could you not vote your mom? If she's dead then the 18m is pointless, unless it's not
Poll: Would you do your dead mom for . . . .lolz j/k.
(Vote): lolz
(Vote): lulz

SERIOUSLY! 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. May 06 2008 11:47. Posts 3943

Neilly easiest choice EVARR

Metagame Purposes. 

JYang   United States. May 06 2008 13:19. Posts 2669

y didnt anyone vote the mexican?


Sennpu   Canada. May 06 2008 14:16. Posts 1960

Rofl Burn Baal people rather saving Neilly than you xD

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy 

skindzer   Chile. May 06 2008 18:00. Posts 299

AHhahahah this thread is fucking gold.


skindzer   Chile. May 06 2008 18:02. Posts 299

Imagine telling a blind guy "i would lose my dick just to not be like you" lololol

 Last edit: 06/05/2008 18:13

Sennpu   Canada. May 06 2008 20:31. Posts 1960


  On May 06 2008 17:02 skindzer wrote:
Imagine telling a blind guy "i would lose my dick just to not be like you" lololol



ROFL

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy 

 



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