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PokerDoc88   Australia. May 05 2008 07:47. Posts 2290


Poll: What would you rather lose? Your eyes or your cock?
(Vote): Your eyes
(Vote): Your cock

 Last edit: 05/05/2008 08:21

PokerDoc88   Australia. May 05 2008 07:48. Posts 2290

Fuck I voted eyes by accident, I'd rather lose cock. But it's a tough choice I think.


Critterer   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 07:49. Posts 3234

id prolly kill myself if i lost either

LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole 

XeliN   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 07:58. Posts 2140

cock, if anything losing my cock would give me alot more free time

Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to readLast edit: 05/05/2008 15:23

tokeweed   Philippines. May 05 2008 08:01. Posts 1738

i'd rather kill myself

big hand = bong loads 

byrnesam   New Zealand. May 05 2008 08:05. Posts 5682

cock
then id grow a new one on the back of a mouse - it would need to be a really big mouse though....


EvilSky   Czech Republic. May 05 2008 08:10. Posts 1487

Sight is overrated.


Cro)Deadman   Croatia. May 05 2008 08:11. Posts 2534

to not be able to fuck or not to see what you're about to fuck.

hmm,this one indeed is a tricky one.

Dont hate the playa hate the game...Thug life. 

PokerDoc88   Australia. May 05 2008 08:25. Posts 2290

rofl funny edit "cock" to "magic stick". which mod did that? it's hilarious hhahahaha


Sheitan   Canada. May 05 2008 08:32. Posts 2360

wow it's a tough one you need your eyes to find the hole but without your cock no need to look for it hummmmm...


XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 05 2008 08:38. Posts 435

I need my eyes. . .can't play poker with my dick.

Chyeah. 

tokeweed   Philippines. May 05 2008 08:41. Posts 1738


  On May 05 2008 08:25 PokerDoc88 wrote:
rofl funny edit "cock" to "magic stick". which mod did that? it's hilarious hhahahaha



yeah!!! hahahahahahahhaha!!! magic stick!!! roflmao!!!

big hand = bong loads 

Stygg   Sweden. May 05 2008 08:56. Posts 1283

teh cock has to go

excuse me, do you have what we in sweden call a skiftnyckel? 

tokeweed   Philippines. May 05 2008 09:08. Posts 1738

lightsaber would've been better than magic stick tho...

big hand = bong loads 

AcroN   Norway. May 05 2008 09:09. Posts 304

Need my eyes, so unfortunatly the magic stick has to go


lebowski   Greece. May 05 2008 09:09. Posts 1358

do we get to keep the balls?

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

PplusAD   Germany. May 05 2008 09:19. Posts 1868


  On May 05 2008 08:32 Sheitan wrote:
wow it's a tough one you need your eyes to find the hole



?

I am pretty positive u can stick it in without having to look at the hole ^^
Just make an experiment ^^ close ure eyes and take two fingers of your left hand and place it on the wall !
eyes still being closed. Now i bet its no problem to take your right hand and touch your left 2 fingers ... all with eyes being closed.
now think about it : women , fingers , cock , blind

ship.

On the other hand i guess there are very few womens who would have sex with a blind man >-<


Both options suck however >-<
SO does this thread

Genesis 1 : Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. 

ggplz   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 09:32. Posts 10418

fuck this

tripletii: why dont you LOL my fucking asshole 

lebowski   Greece. May 05 2008 09:33. Posts 1358

I am asking about the balls because I wouldn't want to become a fat guy with breasts and a girly voice
btw does this guy look like he had a bad life

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

ggplz   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 09:41. Posts 10418

your not ray charles though are u lol

tripletii: why dont you LOL my fucking asshole 

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