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XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 05 2008 22:02. Posts 483


Poll: Would you do your mom for 18 million dollars
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No



Would you have sex with you mom for 18 million dollarz? If you're sober, then she has consent, if you take any mind-altering drugs then there is no consent.

Chyeah. 

collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 22:18. Posts 2211

ugh you fucking sicko you turned this into a perverted thread

=D 

albonycee   United States. May 05 2008 22:55. Posts 2188

yea wtf u Freudian perv.

(insert stupid shit)aments 

Floofy   Canada. May 05 2008 23:18. Posts 6783

poker is a sane game. people who play it doesnt have perverted minds obv


Poll: Would you rather
(Vote): Torture a teen girl till death
(Vote): Never play poker again
(Vote): Suck rekrul cock once a week

today i told the girl im flirting with if she doesnt stop annoying me ill tie her down and tickle her till she cries. turned out good. she didnt know i may end up being serious

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Silver)Z(   New Zealand. May 05 2008 23:45. Posts 3191

alot of people suck rekrul's e-penis for free anyway

*h a r d w o r k* 

Baal   . May 06 2008 00:25. Posts 16652

18M? hell yeah

DCal Zone: DIE YOU LIQUID POKER CLOWNS 

GsOne   Poland. May 06 2008 00:58. Posts 493

You should probably consider doing your dad for 18M

Phil Hellmuth: I BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP quit. 

PokerDoc88   Australia. May 06 2008 01:13. Posts 2452

why the fuck are people derailing this thread with stupid polls

floofy your polls tilt me, the options you give suck

btw collegesucks, presence of a penis/vagina is not the determining factor of ones' sex. sorry but i can't give a strict definition of sex here, it's too hard, too confusing, and too long to give.

 Last edit: 06/05/2008 01:16

collegesucks   United States. May 06 2008 01:19. Posts 2211


  On May 06 2008 01:13 PokerDoc88 wrote:
why the fuck are people derailing this thread with stupid polls

floofy your polls tilt me, the options you give suck

btw collegesucks, presence of a penis/vagina is not the determining factor of ones' sex. sorry but i can't give a strict definition of sex here, it's too hard, too confusing, and too long to give.



cool.. might wiki this if im not asleep soon

=D 

PokerDoc88   Australia. May 06 2008 01:53. Posts 2452

well i think a big part of why its hard to define whether someone is male or female is because genotype or phenotype no longer matters...you cna have someone genotype male/female and present phenotypically the opposite, for all variosu reasons


vegable   United States. May 06 2008 03:11. Posts 1325

I'd like to know which of you sickos voted yes on the mom thing

if caught, its going to leak on the press. court records will be produced, you will be all over television and end up suiciding without having spent a penny.

Well maybe a few bucks cutting your wang off from the unbearable shame and removing your eyeballs

THEN jump off a blimp

Stir fry Normandy 

kantoiki   Australia. May 06 2008 05:22. Posts 3344

wow...gay i read all of this ....











and LOVED IT DUH? ...well some lol

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

lebowski   Greece. May 06 2008 05:43. Posts 2163


  On May 06 2008 03:11 vegable wrote:
I'd like to know which of you sickos voted yes on the mom thing

if caught, its going to leak on the press. court records will be produced, you will be all over television and end up suiciding without having spent a penny.

Well maybe a few bucks cutting your wang off from the unbearable shame and removing your eyeballs

THEN jump off a blimp


I believe half the male planet would fuck his mom for much much less

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

RaSZi   Netherlands. May 06 2008 08:58. Posts 2862

Eunuch's are always bad ass in fantasy books, I'll take it

Ryan Daut: rape is the simplest form of affection on our planet 

lebowski   Greece. May 06 2008 09:05. Posts 2163

that's because you can't hear them talk

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Sennpu   Canada. May 06 2008 09:11. Posts 1174

If you had to save one person who would it be? (from death)


Poll: Who would you save?
(Vote): Girlfriend
(Vote): Mom
(Vote): Dad
(Vote): Little Bro/Sister
(Vote): Baal the Mexican
(Vote): Neilly

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -FloofyLast edit: 06/05/2008 09:14

Muhweli   Finland. May 06 2008 09:58. Posts 9320


  On May 06 2008 00:25 Baal wrote:
18M? hell yeah

Everytime you minraise, God kills a fish. 

ggplz   United Kingdom. May 06 2008 10:19. Posts 11838

save neilly ROFL

the first amendment protects my right to SHIP IT - Day[9] 

Tien   Canada. May 06 2008 10:25. Posts 1158

a cock serves no use without eyes.

Only one life to live 

collegesucks   United States. May 06 2008 10:25. Posts 2211

we don't have a choice in the matter... neilly runs too good to not be saved

=D 

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