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XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 05 2008 23:02. Posts 834


Poll: Would you do your mom for 18 million dollars
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No



Would you have sex with you mom for 18 million dollarz? If you're sober, then she has consent, if you take any mind-altering drugs then there is no consent.

SERIOUSLY! 

collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 23:18. Posts 5780

ugh you fucking sicko you turned this into a perverted thread


albonycee   United States. May 05 2008 23:55. Posts 2749

yea wtf u Freudian perv.

(insert stupid shit)aments 

Floofy   Canada. May 06 2008 00:18. Posts 8708

poker is a sane game. people who play it doesnt have perverted minds obv


Poll: Would you rather
(Vote): Torture a teen girl till death
(Vote): Never play poker again
(Vote): Suck rekrul cock once a week

today i told the girl im flirting with if she doesnt stop annoying me ill tie her down and tickle her till she cries. turned out good. she didnt know i may end up being serious

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. May 06 2008 00:45. Posts 5647

alot of people suck rekrul's e-penis for free anyway


Baalim   Mexico. May 06 2008 01:25. Posts 34312

18M? hell yeah

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GsOne   Poland. May 06 2008 01:58. Posts 732

You should probably consider doing your dad for 18M

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PokerDoc88   Australia. May 06 2008 02:13. Posts 3527

why the fuck are people derailing this thread with stupid polls

floofy your polls tilt me, the options you give suck

btw collegesucks, presence of a penis/vagina is not the determining factor of ones' sex. sorry but i can't give a strict definition of sex here, it's too hard, too confusing, and too long to give.

 Last edit: 06/05/2008 02:16

collegesucks   United States. May 06 2008 02:19. Posts 5780


  On May 06 2008 01:13 PokerDoc88 wrote:
why the fuck are people derailing this thread with stupid polls

floofy your polls tilt me, the options you give suck

btw collegesucks, presence of a penis/vagina is not the determining factor of ones' sex. sorry but i can't give a strict definition of sex here, it's too hard, too confusing, and too long to give.



cool.. might wiki this if im not asleep soon


PokerDoc88   Australia. May 06 2008 02:53. Posts 3527

well i think a big part of why its hard to define whether someone is male or female is because genotype or phenotype no longer matters...you cna have someone genotype male/female and present phenotypically the opposite, for all variosu reasons


vegable   United States. May 06 2008 04:11. Posts 2453

I'd like to know which of you sickos voted yes on the mom thing

if caught, its going to leak on the press. court records will be produced, you will be all over television and end up suiciding without having spent a penny.

Well maybe a few bucks cutting your wang off from the unbearable shame and removing your eyeballs

THEN jump off a blimp

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kantoiki   Australia. May 06 2008 06:22. Posts 3818

wow...gay i read all of this ....











and LOVED IT DUH? ...well some lol

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

lebowski   Greece. May 06 2008 06:43. Posts 9205


  On May 06 2008 03:11 vegable wrote:
I'd like to know which of you sickos voted yes on the mom thing

if caught, its going to leak on the press. court records will be produced, you will be all over television and end up suiciding without having spent a penny.

Well maybe a few bucks cutting your wang off from the unbearable shame and removing your eyeballs

THEN jump off a blimp


I believe half the male planet would fuck his mom for much much less

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

lebowski   Greece. May 06 2008 10:05. Posts 9205

that's because you can't hear them talk

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Sennpu   Canada. May 06 2008 10:11. Posts 1960

If you had to save one person who would it be? (from death)


Poll: Who would you save?
(Vote): Girlfriend
(Vote): Mom
(Vote): Dad
(Vote): Little Bro/Sister
(Vote): Baal the Mexican
(Vote): Neilly

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -FloofyLast edit: 06/05/2008 10:14

Muhweli   Finland. May 06 2008 10:58. Posts 10663


  On May 06 2008 00:25 Baal wrote:
18M? hell yeah

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

ggplz   Sweden. May 06 2008 11:19. Posts 16784

save neilly ROFL

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Tien   Canada. May 06 2008 11:25. Posts 1605

a cock serves no use without eyes.

Only one life to live 

collegesucks   United States. May 06 2008 11:25. Posts 5780

we don't have a choice in the matter... neilly runs too good to not be saved


Trey   United States. May 06 2008 11:43. Posts 5616

I WANNA TORTURE THE TEEN GIRL


 
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