Your eyes or your magic stick? - Page 2

loose the cock ez

im too much of a moron to be able to use my cock even with my eyes, no doubt i wont be able whitout them
and masturbation simply isnt worth your sight. especially whitout being able to watch porn

I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
What? What? Maaagic
I got the magic stick

I'm a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive shit I don't share with the world
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot proper,the law can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits
Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch
I'll rock the boat, I'll work the middle
I speed it up, straight beat it up..
.. and I ain't in the hood with my toast out loc'n
I'm in the telly workin up a sweat strokin
too nice tonight, you can fall in love
You can call your mama right now, tell her you met a thug
I pop a lot of shit cause I can back it up
My left stroke's the death stroke

Very easy choice, I keep the eyes, sexual needs are such a huge weakness anyway

keep my eyes

interesting one would be eyes or legs+arms


Poll: Keep your eyes or limbs?
(Vote): Keep eyes (legs and arms amputated)
(Vote): Keep limbs (eyes removed)

that is a GOOD one...i cant choose

Probably lose eyes, keep legs/arms. Being blind can sometimes have a prophetic mystique about it, so thats kinda cool.

ok i have one: pick between

#1 you loose your cock, but jessica alba becomes your girlfriend and she loves u(and also share her wealth with u). note that u still have sexual pulsions and erections but u cant use it(lets say its internal or something)

#2 your life is filmed 24/7 on a very popular world wide show that everybody watches but your life expectaction is doubled (aka if u were suposed to live for 50 years ull live for 100 of em)

#3 you are wrongly sentenced to jail for 2 years for raping a young girls and your cell mates knows it(they think ur guilty). however you gain the ability to NEVER sleep and always feel in shape for the rest of your life


Poll: Which option would you pick
(Vote): #1 loose my cock and jessica alba
(Vote): #2 be filmed and double ur life
(Vote): #3 Jail and never sleep

my cock. i should chop it off right now. thing consumes like 1/3 of my awake hours.

On May 05 2008 09:09 lebowski wrote: do we get to keep the balls?

he'll take those

since we're on a polling frenzy i'll put up the question i came up with in a different thread


Poll: would you suck a dick or take it up the ass?
(Vote): suck a dick
(Vote): take it up the ass
(Vote): both, plz

quality stuff

How about one ball and one eye?

do you get paid for being filmed 24/7?

On May 05 2008 15:02 EvilSky wrote: another stupid floofy poll

On May 05 2008 14:46 matdon460 wrote: Show nested quote + On May 05 2008 09:09 lebowski wrote: do we get to keep the balls? he'll take those

ROFL

What about my vagina?

Poll: Ok new poll niggaz
(Vote): A wasp living in your ear.( doesnt sting)
(Vote): A worm living in your ass. ( tickles a little bit)
(Vote): god

Poll: If you HAD to choose one to be
(Vote): Girl with penis?
(Vote): Man with vagina?

for the rest of your life

On May 05 2008 19:41 kimseongchan wrote: Poll: If you HAD to choose one to be (Vote): Girl with penis? (Vote): Man with vagina? for the rest of your life

girl with penis so i can whack off to my own rack obv

and i believe having a penis/vagina defines one's gender? so the question should be man with boobs and girl with... manly features???


..nvm