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Floofy   Canada. May 05 2008 10:41. Posts 8708

loose the cock ez

im too much of a moron to be able to use my cock even with my eyes, no doubt i wont be able whitout them
and masturbation simply isnt worth your sight. especially whitout being able to watch porn

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

JYang   United States. May 05 2008 12:01. Posts 2669

I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
What? What? Maaagic
I got the magic stick

I'm a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive shit I don't share with the world
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot proper,the law can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits
Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch
I'll rock the boat, I'll work the middle
I speed it up, straight beat it up..
.. and I ain't in the hood with my toast out loc'n
I'm in the telly workin up a sweat strokin
too nice tonight, you can fall in love
You can call your mama right now, tell her you met a thug
I pop a lot of shit cause I can back it up
My left stroke's the death stroke


Breeze   Bulgaria. May 05 2008 13:11. Posts 802

Very easy choice, I keep the eyes, sexual needs are such a huge weakness anyway

My work is of high quality, cheap and fast. Pick only two of those though. 

lachlan   Australia. May 05 2008 13:20. Posts 6991

keep my eyes

interesting one would be eyes or legs+arms


Poll: Keep your eyes or limbs?
(Vote): Keep eyes (legs and arms amputated)
(Vote): Keep limbs (eyes removed)

full ringLast edit: 05/05/2008 13:22

tae-g   United States. May 05 2008 14:18. Posts 1782

that is a GOOD one...i cant choose

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

tae-g   United States. May 05 2008 14:18. Posts 1782

Probably lose eyes, keep legs/arms. Being blind can sometimes have a prophetic mystique about it, so thats kinda cool.

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table 

Floofy   Canada. May 05 2008 14:23. Posts 8708

ok i have one: pick between

#1 you loose your cock, but jessica alba becomes your girlfriend and she loves u(and also share her wealth with u). note that u still have sexual pulsions and erections but u cant use it(lets say its internal or something)

#2 your life is filmed 24/7 on a very popular world wide show that everybody watches but your life expectaction is doubled (aka if u were suposed to live for 50 years ull live for 100 of em)

#3 you are wrongly sentenced to jail for 2 years for raping a young girls and your cell mates knows it(they think ur guilty). however you gain the ability to NEVER sleep and always feel in shape for the rest of your life


Poll: Which option would you pick
(Vote): #1 loose my cock and jessica alba
(Vote): #2 be filmed and double ur life
(Vote): #3 Jail and never sleep

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 05/05/2008 14:26

Stim_Abuser   United States. May 05 2008 15:01. Posts 7499

my cock. i should chop it off right now. thing consumes like 1/3 of my awake hours.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete 

matdon460   United States. May 05 2008 15:46. Posts 1089


  On May 05 2008 09:09 lebowski wrote:
do we get to keep the balls?





he'll take those

Of course it was a good shove, I won 

collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 15:55. Posts 5780

since we're on a polling frenzy i'll put up the question i came up with in a different thread


Poll: would you suck a dick or take it up the ass?
(Vote): suck a dick
(Vote): take it up the ass
(Vote): both, plz


EvilSky    Czech Republic. May 05 2008 16:02. Posts 8918

quality stuff


Muhweli   Finland. May 05 2008 17:40. Posts 10663

How about one ball and one eye?

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. May 05 2008 17:53. Posts 3047

do you get paid for being filmed 24/7?

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

TimDawg    United States. May 05 2008 18:12. Posts 10197


  On May 05 2008 15:02 EvilSky wrote:
another stupid floofy poll

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

ggplz   Sweden. May 05 2008 18:42. Posts 16784


  On May 05 2008 14:46 matdon460 wrote:
Show nested quote +





he'll take those


ROFL

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

DaEm0niCuS   United States. May 05 2008 18:43. Posts 3292

What about my vagina?


albonycee   United States. May 05 2008 20:14. Posts 2749


Poll: Ok new poll niggaz
(Vote): A wasp living in your ear.( doesnt sting)
(Vote): A worm living in your ass. ( tickles a little bit)
(Vote): god

(insert stupid shit)aments 

kimseongchan   United States. May 05 2008 20:41. Posts 2089


Poll: If you HAD to choose one to be
(Vote): Girl with penis?
(Vote): Man with vagina?

for the rest of your life


collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 20:55. Posts 5780


  On May 05 2008 19:41 kimseongchan wrote:

Poll: If you HAD to choose one to be
(Vote): Girl with penis?
(Vote): Man with vagina?

for the rest of your life



girl with penis so i can whack off to my own rack obv

 Last edit: 05/05/2008 20:58

collegesucks   United States. May 05 2008 20:57. Posts 5780

and i believe having a penis/vagina defines one's gender? so the question should be man with boobs and girl with... manly features???


..nvm


 
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