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Reload   United States. May 01 2008 00:51. Posts 776


Poll: What kind of kid would you rather have
(Vote): Gay kid
(Vote): Retarded kid

someone asked this to me and then we started talking about religions and stuff for some reason

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NeillyAA said: NO, KK, NO!! 

Moffa   United States. May 01 2008 00:54. Posts 617

I dunno, but I'd hate to have a retard thats obsessed with schlongs.

Dangerous, but worth the risk. 

fenner   Australia. May 01 2008 00:58. Posts 2188

Gay definitely

I just couldnt live with a retard kid


Moffa   United States. May 01 2008 01:03. Posts 617

yea you cant undo retard

Dangerous, but worth the risk. 

tilted fish   Canada. May 01 2008 01:06. Posts 2651

How can you even question this?!
You must be the retarded kid.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 01 2008 01:12. Posts 14026


Syntax   United States. May 01 2008 01:19. Posts 4415

Anyone who puts retarded is retarded.

wut wut wut 

The72o   Zimbabwe. May 01 2008 01:21. Posts 6112

obv gay ;/

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Cro)Deadman   Croatia. May 01 2008 01:27. Posts 3943

whats your reason for starting this thread,you got a retarded and a gay kid and planning to ditch one but not sure which?

dude seriously.

Metagame Purposes. 

FrinkX   United States. May 01 2008 01:29. Posts 7562

my cousin is autistic and makes my aunt and uncle's lives really hard. i would much rather have a homosexual child.

it's definetely a shame. really glad he is showing savant-like traits and will more than likely find a happy place in society

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Reload   United States. May 01 2008 01:33. Posts 776


  On May 01 2008 00:29 FrinkX wrote:
my cousin is autistic and makes my aunt and uncle's lives really hard. i would much rather have a homosexual child.

it's definetely a shame. really glad he is showing savant-like traits and will more than likely find a happy place in society



have you seen that documentary on the numbers guy? i thought the savant that drew was gdlk. he had some amazing skill with the pen.

NeillyAA said: NO, KK, NO!! 

kantoiki   Australia. May 01 2008 01:33. Posts 3818

gay, not even close..

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

Karma    Australia. May 01 2008 01:42. Posts 3538


  On May 01 2008 00:33 kantoiki wrote:
gay, not even close..

gotta feel for your parents, hit with the double whammy and didnt even get a choice

fish mentality 

[vital]Myth    United States. May 01 2008 01:52. Posts 12159


  On May 01 2008 00:42 Karma wrote:
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gotta feel for your parents, hit with the double whammy and didnt even get a choice
LOLOLOLOLOL

much rather have a gay child. my child's sexuality is completely neutral to me. imo this is the same as asking "would you prefer a retarded child or a not-retarded child?"

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

tokeweed   Philippines. May 01 2008 01:57. Posts 2149

a gay, retarded kid...

big hand = bong loads 

collegesucks   United States. May 01 2008 02:12. Posts 5780


KeanuReaver   United States. May 01 2008 02:15. Posts 2022

yeah agreed with myth
better question might be would you rather your kid have a debilitating mental disease or debilitating physical disease

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collegesucks   United States. May 01 2008 02:20. Posts 5780


  On May 01 2008 01:15 KeanuReaver wrote:
yeah agreed with myth
better question might be would you rather your kid have a debilitating mental disease or debilitating physical disease



god yeah that's a tough question to answer... like would you suck a dick or take it up the ass if you had to choose one

i guess i'd choose a physical disease over a mental one

i honestly have enough mentally retarded tilt-inducing people to deal with every day =/


[vital]Myth    United States. May 01 2008 02:22. Posts 12159


  On May 01 2008 01:20 collegesucks wrote:
like would you suck a dick or take it up the ass if you had to choose one

both plz

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

vegable   United States. May 01 2008 03:10. Posts 2453

you totally derailed and ruined and saved this thread at the same time with that picture

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ggplz   Sweden. May 01 2008 03:12. Posts 16784

theres always therapy

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lebowski   Greece. May 01 2008 03:34. Posts 9205

an imaginary kid

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

kantoiki   Australia. May 01 2008 03:41. Posts 3818


  On May 01 2008 00:42 Karma wrote:
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gotta feel for your parents, hit with the double whammy and didnt even get a choice


bastard outing me on the internet.

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

GameOverNoob   Canada. May 01 2008 13:07. Posts 961


  On May 01 2008 00:03 Moffa wrote:
yea you cant undo retard



but you can undo being a homo?

@lehgoboy 

iop   Sweden. May 01 2008 13:09. Posts 4953

w

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

nolan   Ireland. May 01 2008 13:13. Posts 6205

since when is being gay a negative trait?

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid 

SpasticInk   Sweden. May 01 2008 13:20. Posts 6298


  On May 01 2008 12:07 GameOverNoob wrote:
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but you can undo being a homo?


yes through intercession (taken directly from a swedish celebrity)


Fox   . May 01 2008 13:25. Posts 3110

retard strength rules


Shenny   Canada. May 01 2008 13:51. Posts 1514

who the hell wants kids to begin with


Feiticeira   United Kingdom. May 01 2008 13:56. Posts 3047


  On May 01 2008 00:03 Moffa wrote:
yea you cant undo retard



op is definitely an idiot, but you are a bigger idiot.

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

JYang   United States. May 01 2008 13:59. Posts 2669

only if the gay chick is hot has a lot of friends like her


albonycee   United States. May 01 2008 14:05. Posts 2749

male = retarded
female = gay

(insert stupid shit)aments 

albonycee   United States. May 01 2008 14:08. Posts 2749

(insert stupid shit)aments 

locoo   Peru. May 01 2008 14:10. Posts 4566

ahaha

i have to confess i would feel really weird if i had a gay son tho, but retarded also takes up so much time and effort that I prolly wont have (hes still my son so I would have to, but wouldn't feel great about it)

i'd take up gay i guess, but either way would suck for me =[

bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte 

locoo   Peru. May 01 2008 14:11. Posts 4566

if i had a girl tho,100000000000000000% LESBO!

bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte 

PplusAD   Germany. May 01 2008 14:20. Posts 7182

wtf is up with all this "gay" topics lately...

would u rather have a gay child than a retarded one ?
can blind man be gay ?
Is it still gay to not raise 56s preflop when u actually have a GF ?

seriously
thats just retarded

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Baalim   Mexico. May 01 2008 14:45. Posts 34312


  On May 01 2008 12:13 nolan wrote:
since when is being gay a negative trait?



sayint its not negative its a bit wishful not because of his sexual orientation but he will definitely suffer a bit from it since society still bash on them pretty hard, still this is a ridiculous poll anyone who voted for retarded should be shot in the face.

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Floofy   Canada. May 01 2008 14:46. Posts 8708


  On May 01 2008 01:12 collegesucks wrote:



gay kid
this chick will obviously convert him

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

Floofy   Canada. May 01 2008 14:47. Posts 8708


  On May 01 2008 00:52 [vital]Myth wrote:
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LOLOLOLOLOL

much rather have a gay child. my child's sexuality is completely neutral to me. imo this is the same as asking "would you prefer a retarded child or a not-retarded child?"



its not completly neutral imo
i mean if you have a gay kid its likely he will be more rejected/sad/etc than a straight kid. and its always fun to have kid/dad discussions about girlsl lol

i think lesbo would be cool O_O like, almost cooler than a straight girl lol ok probably not but dont burst my bubble

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;(Last edit: 01/05/2008 14:50

Sheitan   Canada. May 01 2008 14:54. Posts 4217

Gay because i heard christians cure it.

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

kemo   Denmark. May 01 2008 14:57. Posts 573

Pretty clear choice. I would never want my kid to be struck with a illness or whatever category retardation belongs too.(No quoting putting gay instead of retardation please)


kemo   Denmark. May 01 2008 15:01. Posts 573


  On May 01 2008 13:45 Baal wrote:
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sayint its not negative its a bit wishful not because of his sexual orientation but he will definitely suffer a bit from it since society still bash on them pretty hard, still this is a ridiculous poll anyone who voted for retarded should be shot in the face.


And retards are not bashed? I of course would vote gay aswell, it just seems weird that you're saying gay people are bashed more than retarded people.

Also people wanting a gay girl are just sick.


lebowski   Greece. May 01 2008 15:29. Posts 9205

but would you prefer a blind gay kid or a retarded eagle eyed one?

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

SPEWTARD   Peru. May 01 2008 15:33. Posts 4307

a degen one

Rise and Shine 

sirracksalot   United States. May 01 2008 16:23. Posts 2299


  On May 01 2008 00:19 Syntax wrote:
Anyone who puts retarded is retarded.



haters gonna hate 

sirracksalot   United States. May 01 2008 16:26. Posts 2299

haters gonna hate 

Baalim   Mexico. May 01 2008 16:46. Posts 34312


  On May 01 2008 14:01 kemo wrote:
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And retards are not bashed? I of course would vote gay aswell, it just seems weird that you're saying gay people are bashed more than retarded people.

Also people wanting a gay girl are just sick.



what? i think you misunderstood me, someone said that being gay is not a negative trait and i only said that its a bit wishful thinking since they will face some hardships in their life, not that its very relevant tho that i would prefer them to be retarded or that it would matter that much.

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Golden Ghost   Netherlands. May 01 2008 17:35. Posts 285


  On May 01 2008 13:46 Floofy wrote:
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gay kid
this chick will obviously convert him

1) I'm not convinced this "chick" will cure your sons gayness
2) It has a retarded look on it's face

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Kapol   Poland. May 01 2008 18:01. Posts 4696

The baboon picture is great.
The pirate picture is disturbing :/.

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roflcopter   United States. May 01 2008 18:18. Posts 620

who is that girl!?

KwarK_uK: and if that was a bluff you deserved the pot for ballerness 

collegesucks   United States. May 01 2008 19:57. Posts 5780

i would tell u but i really don't feel like sharing her


kantoiki   Australia. May 01 2008 22:33. Posts 3818

misa campo, have fun ^^

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 01 2008 22:42. Posts 834


  On May 01 2008 12:13 nolan wrote:
since when is being gay a negative trait?



cuz it's gay lol

but srsly I'd rather have a slew of gay retarded knucklechildren any day

SERIOUSLY! 

Thalai   Spain. May 02 2008 03:17. Posts 32

gay them all and let god decide


lebowski   Greece. May 02 2008 06:02. Posts 9205

he has already decided.
it's not like it's a choice

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

 



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