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Ibsu Bai Hui   United Kingdom. Dec 30 2005 09:52. Posts 3390

Welcome!

Our main goal at LiquidPoker is to provide a lucrative forum for the sharing of poker-related information.

It's vital to have guidelines in place to control our content and keep the atmosphere as friendly as possible, so we'd appreciate it if you could read and adhear to the following during the course of your stay.


Getting started

Since most of you are poker players it shouldn't be too hard for you to apply a certain level of thought in your posts. Take your time. Re-read what you write; if you don't like it then there's a handy 'edit' feature. Don't forget that people here play on all stakes, from .01/.02 to 100/200 and beyond, so bear this in mind when giving advice in a discussion.


General etiquette

We're not great fans of censorship, which stifles personality, but ask that you keep bad language to a minimum for the sake of our more sensitive readers.

Sexism, racism and other condescending behaviours are not tolerated.

If a post is deemed as offensive we will not be shy to delete it and possibly ban you from this website. Note that we are biased in our rulings and experienced users will be treated with more leniency. If you are a newly registered member be careful with what you post.

Keep your posts to English only. DON'T TYPE IN CAPITALS. Don't spam. Don't post pronography.

Deception is not welcome here. If you troll or lie you'll be discovered pretty quickly and blocked from further participation.

Lastly, any threads linking to copyright e-books or cracked software will be removed. This is not a place to facilitate your illegal activities.


Posting threads

Please, please use the search function before posting a question. It only takes a second and you might discover a week's worth of answers already.

Similary, if you want to create a topic about a recent event, don't forget to scroll down the forum first to see if someone's beaten you to it.

Poker-specific news and general strategy/theory topics should go in the Main Poker forum. Questions on specific hands should go, obviously, in the Hand Discussion section.

The General forum is for anything not related to poker. Need help setting up dual monitors? It should go here. Need advice on buying dual monitors specificially for poker? Ask in the Main Poker forum.

Bad beat threads should go in the bad beat section! You can find it near the bottom of the main forum index.


Topic naming

Like with any database of information, it is vital to name each submitted element in a comprehensive manner. If you post a thread entitled "need help with this please", it'll quickly become lost in the archives amongst a thousand other topics with the same name. The search function would be useless. Moreso, people that are able to help you might skip an ambiguously-named topic, simply because they don't know what it's about.

Some people like to use tags or abbreviations to help clarify their thread titles. Use these at your own discretion.


The Handlisting

This is a feature for everyone's personal use and asking why someone posted a particular hand here is not appreciated.

If you want to ask a question about your hand it should be posted in the Hand Discussion forum. You can do this in one of two ways:

i) After submitting to the listing, post it into your thread with [hand=#], where # is the number of the hand in the database.

ii) Post your hand directly into the thread using the Spade icon which is located above the message input box.


Advertising

Please refrain from linking to other sites for bonus and rakeback schemes, as we offer a number of these ourselves. You can read more about this in our Bonus Listing and Rakeback sections, located at the head of the forum.

Lastly, this is not a place to ask for money. So don't :-)


Thanks for reading!

The vast majority of you will have no troubles here whatsoever - infact you might even enjoy yourselves! If you named a topic badly, or posted it in the wrong forum, it'll simply be updated by a moderator.

Any serious breach of our rules will be dealt with on an individual basis. Generally you can expect either a warning posted in the thread or a PM (personal message) from one of the staff.

The worst offenders will be IP banned and all their posts permanently deleted.

Floofy says: my sis always goes around in bra but its annopyying to meLast edit: 06/02/2007 06:36

Daut    United States. Dec 30 2005 10:54. Posts 4262

Deception is not welcome here. If you troll or lie you'll be discovered pretty quickly and blocked from further participation.

are you really telling poker players not to lie? good luck with that....



good rules, nice work chibi

I think that poker is comparable to a starcraft 2v2 where your partner is your bankroll. It really sucks when im terran and they both rush my bankroll. - Travis Victor says: sending me pokerhand is like spitting in my face 

lvloRe   Netherlands. Dec 30 2005 11:03. Posts 762

I like it.
Keep up the good work.


anon   Lithuania. Dec 30 2005 11:39. Posts 5059

Rogue that

NeillyJQ: rivered for my fucking bankroll 

pinbaLL    Sweden. Dec 30 2005 12:37. Posts 6288

IBSU IBSU OI OI OI OI

A full house...! Thats a concept mexicans should be quite familiar with, eh?! - T-bag 

Ibsu Bai Hui   United Kingdom. Dec 30 2005 14:02. Posts 3390

i'll reserve my very special punishments for you pb

Floofy says: my sis always goes around in bra but its annopyying to meLast edit: 30/12/2005 14:02

Ozmita   Spain. Dec 30 2005 15:49. Posts 146

Nice rules, indeed.

http://www.sc2esp.com 

Trey   United States. Dec 30 2005 16:54. Posts 5270


  On December 30 2005 10:54 BigBalls wrote:
Deception is not welcome here. If you troll or lie you'll be discovered pretty quickly and blocked from further participation.

are you really telling poker players not to lie? good luck with that....



good rules, nice work chibi



They're not lying, they're bluffing. ^^


Meatball   United States. Dec 30 2005 23:41. Posts 892

Whats up with the troll hate? Trolls have feelings also. In fact I know some trolls that are very good at poker, hell look at Panella86 he has done pretty good for himself.

One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fishLast edit: 30/12/2005 23:41

BigRed0000   United States. Dec 31 2005 01:00. Posts 2448

i thought panella86 wasn't even his name? In ZeeJustin's blog it says that's his friend's id?


The72o   Poland. Dec 31 2005 03:35. Posts 4868

not so bad rules

You name it, I jam it! 

Muhweli   Finland. Dec 31 2005 04:02. Posts 9553

Add "Debts must be paid back if loaned. Applies to Ibsu."

Everytime you minraise, God kills a fish.Last edit: 31/12/2005 05:47

pinbaLL    Sweden. Dec 31 2005 06:36. Posts 6288


  On December 30 2005 14:02 ibsu wrote:
i'll reserve my very special punishments for you pb


If they involve spanking I certainly hope you will!

A full house...! Thats a concept mexicans should be quite familiar with, eh?! - T-bag 

Rocks2BeGood   Netherlands. Dec 31 2005 07:29. Posts 3360

good rules!

iD.VaLi on Pokerstars !! 

Ibsu Bai Hui   United Kingdom. Dec 31 2005 09:59. Posts 3390

muhweli you'll get your dollar someday!!

Floofy says: my sis always goes around in bra but its annopyying to me 

Meatball   United States. Dec 31 2005 11:35. Posts 892


  On December 31 2005 01:00 BigRed0000 wrote:
i thought panella86 wasn't even his name? In ZeeJustin's blog it says that's his friend's id?


You know who I'm talking about.

One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish 

Oxy   Canada. Dec 31 2005 17:20. Posts 2207

no porn? wtf?

my sharkscope its technically not negative roi% as it says 1%ROI - Chobo getting the facts straight about his play at the 6.50s 

decafchicken   . Jan 01 2006 10:46. Posts 531


  If a post is deemed as offensive we will not be shy to delete it and possibly ban you from this website. Note that we are biased in our rulings and experienced users will be treated with more leniency. If you are a newly registered member be careful with what you post.



Nice subtle way of saying "if your from tl.net we like you more than other people"

 Last edit: 01/01/2006 10:47

Muhweli   Finland. Jan 02 2006 17:41. Posts 9553


  On December 31 2005 09:59 ibsu wrote:
muhweli you'll get your dollar someday!!



[edit] Fuck.

Everytime you minraise, God kills a fish.Last edit: 03/01/2006 03:23

pooper-scooper   United States. Jan 03 2006 12:39. Posts 1127


  On January 01 2006 10:46 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +



Nice subtle way of saying "if your from tl.net we like you more than other people"


No its a subtle way of saying "if you are from tl.net and were a bigshot there we like you more than other people." Nobody gives about people who frequented Tl.net but aren't the 15 or so people that everyone knows.

Good... Bad... Im the guy with the Gun. 

Rekrul   United States. Jan 13 2006 02:20. Posts 2731

i dare you to ban me

LOvEDoM says: me hate he, me re raise 

Rocks2BeGood   Netherlands. Jan 13 2006 07:46. Posts 3360

;-) rekrul is trolling ;D

iD.VaLi on Pokerstars !! 

decafchicken   . Feb 11 2006 15:47. Posts 531


  On January 13 2006 02:20 Rekrul wrote:
i dare you to ban me



I would pay to see that Not that any of the mods here need money, as they are all rich from poker


JindaKing   United States. Mar 06 2006 06:27. Posts 86

Yes, Forum RULES!!!!!!!!


Rocks2BeGood   Netherlands. Mar 06 2006 06:45. Posts 3360


  On March 06 2006 06:27 JindaKing wrote:
Yes, Forum RULES!!!!!!!!



someone is wanting posts?

iD.VaLi on Pokerstars !! 

sucker   United Kingdom. Mar 06 2006 06:59. Posts 529

thx chib

hang on tightly, let go lightly 

seapal   United States. May 25 2006 00:26. Posts 178

I think these rules are very reasonable.

always been an ok gm fish 

Baal   . May 25 2006 01:43. Posts 17708

im one of those 15

DCal Zone: DIE YOU LIQUID POKER CLOWNS 

Yugless    United States. Jun 02 2006 09:29. Posts 6907

There are 16 now.

sry i ate your fish 

seapal   United States. Sep 18 2006 16:42. Posts 178

idle hands, you know what they say.


if you realized your dick was inside some ugly bitch all the sudden what would you do? that's the difference between us.

always been an ok gm fish 

black widow   . Oct 02 2006 19:40. Posts 2

I have nothing to say let's get this party started

two wrongs dont make a right 

black widow   . Oct 02 2006 19:45. Posts 2

Do we play cards or do we talk?

two wrongs dont make a right 

Tycho   Netherlands. Oct 03 2006 03:47. Posts 1028

= /

Poker is fun. 

knet   . Feb 02 2007 09:49. Posts 67

keep up the good work guys

just do it lol 

FrinkX   United States. Feb 11 2007 11:39. Posts 5676

yes as knet said keep up the good work

oh and thx for banning knet

Rhinowned :( 

Gumster   Sweden. Feb 11 2007 12:48. Posts 1634

name of this thread should be "Liquid Poker Rules"

Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverb 

Trey   United States. Feb 11 2007 12:52. Posts 5270


  On January 13 2006 02:20 Rekrul wrote:
i dare you to ban me



It's funny because it happened.


Cordite   United States. Feb 11 2007 18:30. Posts 626


  On September 18 2006 16:42 seapal wrote:
idle hands, you know what they say.


if you realized your dick was inside some ugly bitch all the sudden what would you do? that's the difference between us.


Some people just make me wonder? WTF??

Originally Jubert69, QUIT ADDING AMENTS TO EVERY WORD 

Svenman87   United States. Feb 12 2007 03:01. Posts 2872


  On February 11 2007 11:39 FrinkX wrote:
yes as knet said keep up the good work

oh and thx for banning knet



did anyone else find this hilarious? or was it just me :-[


Bigbobm   United States. Mar 07 2007 13:22. Posts 2831


  On February 11 2007 12:52 Trey wrote:
Show nested quote +



It's funny because it happened.


found this funnier

i think u need to watch a little more sesame street, work on those reading skills :D - peachy 

TimDawg   United States. Mar 07 2007 13:35. Posts 6036

#### i opened this thread and thought rekrul was back

iamalex: lol what if you were cursed by a mummy to never win showdowns. you could only play fold equity. that would suck man 

inde   Germany. Mar 07 2007 14:37. Posts 1043


  On March 07 2007 13:35 TimDawg wrote:
#### i opened this thread and thought rekrul was back



I sure miss him.


vegable   United States. Jul 31 2008 23:56. Posts 1535

for every post you make I will slay 1,000,000,000 pigeons. You wanna try me cockfag?

Stir fry Normandy 

collegesucks   United States. Aug 01 2008 00:07. Posts 2418

why is this guy still not banned/his posts not nuked?

=D 

julie2008   . Sep 28 2008 23:04. Posts 3

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