Looks or Game?

btw i doesnt even reach the first part of the triangle cuz no sex

closethreadbanfloofyggkthnxby

On March 28 2008 20:32 albonycee wrote: closethreadbanfloofyggkthnxbyaments

On March 28 2008 20:01 Floofy wrote: my definition of pure hapiness is a state where u can't be happier than that

What the Hell?

Okay after reading the last few pages I've come to the conclusion of this.
Follow these tips and I PROMISE YOU'LL HAVE A NUMBER IN 1 WEEK'S TIME.

ps - hooker's numbers don't count

1. Go to a grocery store/target/w/e Pick up something realy cheap. a candy. chips. bread. w/e
-Find a check out aisle with an attractive woman (make sure she looks around your age)
-Strike up a conversation. Whether it be about the weather, how her day is going, it doesn't really matter. Leave
with a 'have a good one.' or if she replied her day has been pretty busy... 'hope it gets better for ya'
-IMPORTANT- GET HER NAME -IMPORTANT

2. Go to your local great clips/hair cut place.
-The object of this mission is to keep conversation flowing.
-People who cut hair somehow have ~5 questions when you get your haircut. I find if you give one or two word
replies it shuts them up and they just cut your hair. But it's interesting if you have ever really attempted to keep
a conversation going with them it seems like before you know it you spill your entire life story onto their barber
chair.
-Try to keep up throughout the entire conversation. Always leave again with a have a good day or something along those lines

3. *THIS ONE IS COMPLICATED AND IT TAKES BALLS*
-Go to a bowling alley/bar/mall (if you fail at one place... go to the other). Preferably out of your town or city.
- Go with a friend.
- Walk up to a fairly attractive woman/group of women saying this. btw... it sounds dumb as fuck but w/e.
-you will have on paper "I'm really sorry, I have a bet with my friend that I wouldn't be able to get your number. I can't tell you this because I'm on speaker phone with him" -Nod/glance to your phone, which will be on speaker.

-IMPORTANT- I CANT STRESS ENOUGH HOW YOU NEED TO SHOW THEM THE NOTE BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, OR ELSE THIS FAILS MISERABLY! EVEN MORE MISERABLY THAN YOU THINK IT COULD!

Then in a pretty idiotic and dumb voice say something to the extent, "Hey. I know you probably get this all the time, but can I get your number?"

So this scenario will look like this.
Walk over
Say Hey while pointing their attention to your note.
Glance/nod at your phone
ask the question
you face after you ask the question should be something like this. "HAVE MERCY"
- work on that face before you do it. it'll pay dividends.


Anyways after you do this 3-4x you'll bound to hit a few rude bitches who'll laugh + say no or will politely tell you they have a b/f. That's why a group works best. Once you miss with one... glance over to the next girl and put on the have mercy face.


Now're that you're a pro at pretending to ask for a girls number we'll take off the training wheels.

Go to the same mall/bar/bowling alley which ever you prefer... walk up to a woman/women with basically the same pitch.
This time instead of a handwritten

"I'm really sorry, I have a bet with my friend that I wouldn't be able to get your number. I can't tell you this because I'm on speaker phone with him" [go through the same motions]

You'll have it typed out on computer paper.

You then turn the page and it'll be another page/card of type. it'll read:

"You're probably curious as to why this is all typed"

NEXT card

"It's actually the most creative way I could think of to actually getting you're real number."

NEXT card

"I'm (enter name)"

NEXT card

"Would you be interested in a dinner and movie?"

Pull out to cards

One will say "YES" One will say "NO"
(remember what I said about the *HAVE MERCY* face... this is where it all pays off)


You'll probably get more "NO" vs "YES" but w/e I promise if you do this 10x you'll get at least 1 Yes.
and yes I know it's embarrassing as shit. but think of this. you're single now, what's the worst that can come from a girl saying no.


edit: #1 + #2 are just to help you be more comfortable with having longer conversations.

Wiki never fails to brighten my day!


Key:
green = happiest
blue
purple
orange
red = least happy

On March 28 2008 20:44 SemPeR wrote: Wiki never fails to brighten my day! Key: green = happiest blue purple orange red = least happy

its obvious that it was made by a Canadian :

Utah, USA should be like uber green due to the Mormon population. idk why... but jesus they're always happy as fuck.

I'm pretty sure yug could vouch for me that a few women would go on the date just due to the cuteness and creativity of the pickup.
AMIRITE!?

LOLLLLLLLL @ THIS MAP

sven i can already do #2. and the #3 i dont see the point, i rather have the chick give me her number cuz she like me not cuz she pities me

sure its cute and she might go on that date with you, but i doubt itll get you anywhere. girl wont fall in love with u for being cute lol

On March 28 2008 21:00 Floofy wrote: LOLLLLLLLL @ THIS MAP sven i can already do #2. and the #3 i dont see the point, i rather have the chick give me her number cuz she like me not cuz she pities me

it's not pity. The first part of #3 is to get the feeling of "OMGOSH IMA ASK HER FOR HER NUMBERZ OMGZZ I CANT LOLZ"

the 2nd part of #3 is creativity and cuteness to get a date NOT PITY. Seriously wtf >_<

it doesn't matter how you ask, if you're cute and charming you'll get the number, if you aren't you won't

On March 28 2008 21:02 Floofy wrote: sure its cute and she might go on that date with you, but i doubt itll get you anywhere. girl wont fall in love with u for being cute lol

WTF? OUR MAIN OBJECTIVE IS TO GET THE DATE. THEN A 2ND DATE AND 3RD DATE. And yes girls do fall in love with guys who are cute. Even if you are not personally cute. who gives a fuck? you got the date. Now play it out however you want. you dont have to be this huge romantic on the date. it was just a pickup.

and wtf why is mexico and a bunch of other stupid countries much happier than russia?

i can get numbers and dates in a non-retarded way but i cant get anywhere with those

"Looking for the level of happiness as reported by people, and comparing it to various elements in their life reveals the following findings: [2]

About 50% of one's happiness depends on one's genes. This is shown by studying identical twins, and learning that their happiness is 50% correlated even when growing up in different houses.
10-15% is a result of various measurable variables, such as socioeconomic status, marital status, health, income, and others.
The rest of the variance does not have a discernible cause. Called "unexplained variance", it may actually be attributed to noise. "

quoted from wikepedia

LOL AT THE LAST SENTENCE

On March 28 2008 21:08 Floofy wrote: i can get numbers and dates in a non-retarded way but i cant get anywhere with those

/re-rages thread
cya in another 60 pages xD

lolololol that has to be the most pathetic way to pick up a girl hahaha.

plz dont do that floofy

On March 28 2008 21:14 Baal wrote: lolololol that has to be the most pathetic way to pick up a girl hahaha. plz dont do that floofy

call it what you will.

it'll boost anyone's self-esteem. and it's a guarantee date. keep up son.

p.s. what is the meaning of this thread anyways?

What happiness is? wtf? happiness is whatever the fuck it is to you.

yea lets drop hapiness thingy its off topic

sure being cute can help but i think its a really small factor.
the girl i got the date with.... she thought i was really nice and funny so she gave me her phone and went on a date with me. but the problem is she had no attraction for me. therefore it didnt work