On March 24 2008 08:46 Skoal wrote:
i have proven that baal is a loser
mmmm right... because i post accomplishments which im proud of on my nick that makes me a looser, if i end 1st place in a race and put in my nick im a looser, because i must not tell anyone about any kind of success or thing im happy about.
Ive never pretended to be humble or anything but unlike you it took me 3 seconds to type that to "brag" about my success unlike you retard who spent 5k (random number obv) on a watch (which btw looks ridiculous on someone of ur age) for the same fucking purpouse, look who is pathetic now.
LOL my point is that i never said i wasnt superficial, all humans are, and u always blah blah pathetic this blah blah superficial that, yet u r the same
I think his point is that randomly criticising him for something which you yourself are guilty of makes you an idiot. not saying you are but im sure thats his point.....
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 24 2008 16:50. Posts 6597
i hate to say this but im with baal on this one
when i won my first big pots like 5K i showed it off to people
and im happy when my buddies win big pots
nothing wrong with this
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byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 24 2008 18:02. Posts 5682
On March 24 2008 15:39 Floofy wrote:
bleh. sean added her to msn and somehow got her to talk
so apparantly, im too old, talk like a robot, im too shy, and im ugly
so i think it wont work with her
On March 24 2008 16:14 FrEaK[S.sIR] wrote:
Work on speech mostly by practicing. I used to mumble a lot, I just make sure I speak loudly and clearly. My voice is very deep so it reverbs and words slur really easily even if I'm not aware they are. Just have to make sure you speak at a good space, loudly and pronounce everything properly. Don't rush it.
Stop being shy by just going out and being social. It gets easier.
ROFL Freak's voice is hillarious, you see this lil kid with pink hair and chipmunk cheeks and then u listen to his super deep voice hah, funny stuff.
On March 24 2008 09:04 Baal wrote:
unlike you retard who spent 5k (random number obv) on a watch (which btw looks ridiculous on someone of ur age) for the same fucking purpouse, look who is pathetic now.
BTW, how does a 5000$ watch look rediculous for someone his age?
Isn't it all relative anyways? If I was in my early 20s and drove a ferrari would I look rediculous?
And to whom would I look rediculous to? There are certain groups of people in this world that I wouldnt even blink if I looked rediculous to.
because it doesnt "go" with his age, its like if you see a 70yo man and he is wearing a hoodie and jeans... it just doesnt go with his age, it looks bad.
You wouldnt look ridiculous on a ferrari in your 20s, you would look ridiculous driving a bentley in your 20s tho.
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byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 25 2008 03:59. Posts 5682
On March 24 2008 09:04 Baal wrote:
unlike you retard who spent 5k (random number obv) on a watch (which btw looks ridiculous on someone of ur age) for the same fucking purpouse, look who is pathetic now.
BTW, how does a 5000$ watch look rediculous for someone his age?
Isn't it all relative anyways? If I was in my early 20s and drove a ferrari would I look rediculous?
And to whom would I look rediculous to? There are certain groups of people in this world that I wouldnt even blink if I looked rediculous to.
because it doesnt "go" with his age, its like if you see a 70yo man and he is wearing a hoodie and jeans... it just doesnt go with his age, it looks bad.
You wouldnt look ridiculous on a ferrari in your 20s, you would look ridiculous driving a bentley in your 20s tho.
lmao xD Tien would have NEVER understand this without example.
then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy
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Steal City   United States. Mar 25 2008 19:06. Posts 730
reread the thread floofy, it's all been said before idk if you weren't paying attention but you should have known how to react to that shit.
and ron1337, u crack me up, so many cry babies on LP =]
also, yea ur gonna get more shit from 16 year old girls but floofy isn't strong enough to handle shit from women his age either... it just takes time
+ wtf is with ppl saying be ur self/be relaxed, if ur going to give bad or pointlessly simple advise at least don't contradict yourselves
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PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 25 2008 21:18. Posts 2290
^its the best goddamn advice he'll get in this thread
kimseongchan   United States. Mar 25 2008 22:06. Posts 1754
being yourself =/= being relaxed
stay sharp.
capaneo   Canada. Mar 25 2008 22:27. Posts 6275
im just keep coming back to this thread to make my mark by making the post #1500.
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Floofy   Canada. Mar 25 2008 22:31. Posts 6597
what do you guys think of getting an escort? its getting obvious to me i wont be able to lay a decent girl any time soon, and i dont want my first time to be a nightmare.
i think it would help me because once i would get with a real girl i would know a bit more what to do, and it might give me a bit of confidence. maybe even more motivation
opinions?
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Steal City   United States. Mar 25 2008 22:52. Posts 730
FLOOFY ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
u just had a date... this is a lot of progress... no?
I had many many first dates before I got laid + she was 16, she might have been a virgin
don't get an escort until you've hit on 100 girls, until then you haven't really tried, why don't u do this... 3 a day should take only 1 month
if by then you're still in the same place, then get an escort but trust me you don't have much experience.
Reading about playing golf can tremendously help your game but you can't read a book and then the first time you get out there be a good player
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FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Mar 25 2008 23:06. Posts 1291
I wouldn't call it a date =
FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Mar 25 2008 23:09. Posts 1291
and I wouldn't recommend an escort.
Be patient, you have a lot to learn. Just keep going out and meeting people.
I'm still against going after 16 year olds and you're starting to see why. Hit up the bar scene, look for social events around town(whatever interests you may have, music, poetry, ultimate frisby, whatever) and go to them and meet girls. Things come eventually.
If all else fails, become a rapist.
gawdawaful   Canada. Mar 25 2008 23:19. Posts 4842
but hes not black FrEaK
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FrEaK[S.sIR]   Canada. Mar 25 2008 23:27. Posts 1291
I can't wait till floofy finally finds a girl and gets laid and he comes give us details. Like how he came in the first minute and said "i knew I shouldve gotten an escort" because we told him to be spontaneous.
tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart