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XeliN   United Kingdom. Mar 24 2008 16:42. Posts 2140


  On March 24 2008 10:11 Skoal wrote:
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LOL my point is that i never said i wasnt superficial, all humans are, and u always blah blah pathetic this blah blah superficial that, yet u r the same




I think his point is that randomly criticising him for something which you yourself are guilty of makes you an idiot. not saying you are but im sure thats his point.....

Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to read 

Floofy   Canada. Mar 24 2008 16:50. Posts 6597

i hate to say this but im with baal on this one

when i won my first big pots like 5K i showed it off to people
and im happy when my buddies win big pots

nothing wrong with this

i masturbate SO much. masturbating fucking ROCKS and im SO GOOD at it jesus christ i should do it right now but frinkx is standing RIGHT next to me - Myth 

byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 24 2008 18:02. Posts 5682


  On March 24 2008 15:39 Floofy wrote:
bleh. sean added her to msn and somehow got her to talk

so apparantly, im too old, talk like a robot, im too shy, and im ugly
so i think it wont work with her




Baal   . Mar 25 2008 03:43. Posts 15571


  On March 24 2008 16:14 FrEaK[S.sIR] wrote:
Work on speech mostly by practicing. I used to mumble a lot, I just make sure I speak loudly and clearly. My voice is very deep so it reverbs and words slur really easily even if I'm not aware they are. Just have to make sure you speak at a good space, loudly and pronounce everything properly. Don't rush it.

Stop being shy by just going out and being social. It gets easier.




ROFL Freak's voice is hillarious, you see this lil kid with pink hair and chipmunk cheeks and then u listen to his super deep voice hah, funny stuff.

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Baal   . Mar 25 2008 03:45. Posts 15571


  On March 24 2008 16:17 Tien wrote:
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BTW, how does a 5000$ watch look rediculous for someone his age?

Isn't it all relative anyways? If I was in my early 20s and drove a ferrari would I look rediculous?


And to whom would I look rediculous to? There are certain groups of people in this world that I wouldnt even blink if I looked rediculous to.


because it doesnt "go" with his age, its like if you see a 70yo man and he is wearing a hoodie and jeans... it just doesnt go with his age, it looks bad.

You wouldnt look ridiculous on a ferrari in your 20s, you would look ridiculous driving a bentley in your 20s tho.

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byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 25 2008 03:59. Posts 5682

Incorrect....

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Sennpu   Canada. Mar 25 2008 04:20. Posts 1082


  On March 25 2008 03:45 Baal wrote:
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because it doesnt "go" with his age, its like if you see a 70yo man and he is wearing a hoodie and jeans... it just doesnt go with his age, it looks bad.

You wouldnt look ridiculous on a ferrari in your 20s, you would look ridiculous driving a bentley in your 20s tho.



lmao xD Tien would have NEVER understand this without example.

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -FloofyLast edit: 25/03/2008 04:21

Steal City   United States. Mar 25 2008 19:06. Posts 730

reread the thread floofy, it's all been said before idk if you weren't paying attention but you should have known how to react to that shit.
and ron1337, u crack me up, so many cry babies on LP =]
also, yea ur gonna get more shit from 16 year old girls but floofy isn't strong enough to handle shit from women his age either... it just takes time

+ wtf is with ppl saying be ur self/be relaxed, if ur going to give bad or pointlessly simple advise at least don't contradict yourselves

healthy life :) 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 25 2008 21:18. Posts 2290

^its the best goddamn advice he'll get in this thread


kimseongchan   United States. Mar 25 2008 22:06. Posts 1754

being yourself =/= being relaxed

stay sharp. 

capaneo   Canada. Mar 25 2008 22:27. Posts 6275

im just keep coming back to this thread to make my mark by making the post #1500.

Who do you think wins when a Ford Excursion meets a kid!? 

Floofy   Canada. Mar 25 2008 22:31. Posts 6597

what do you guys think of getting an escort? its getting obvious to me i wont be able to lay a decent girl any time soon, and i dont want my first time to be a nightmare.

i think it would help me because once i would get with a real girl i would know a bit more what to do, and it might give me a bit of confidence. maybe even more motivation

opinions?

i masturbate SO much. masturbating fucking ROCKS and im SO GOOD at it jesus christ i should do it right now but frinkx is standing RIGHT next to me - Myth 

Steal City   United States. Mar 25 2008 22:52. Posts 730

FLOOFY ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

u just had a date... this is a lot of progress... no?

I had many many first dates before I got laid + she was 16, she might have been a virgin

don't get an escort until you've hit on 100 girls, until then you haven't really tried, why don't u do this... 3 a day should take only 1 month

if by then you're still in the same place, then get an escort but trust me you don't have much experience.

Reading about playing golf can tremendously help your game but you can't read a book and then the first time you get out there be a good player

healthy life :) 

FrEaK[S.sIR]    Canada. Mar 25 2008 23:06. Posts 1291

I wouldn't call it a date =


FrEaK[S.sIR]    Canada. Mar 25 2008 23:09. Posts 1291

and I wouldn't recommend an escort.

Be patient, you have a lot to learn. Just keep going out and meeting people.

I'm still against going after 16 year olds and you're starting to see why. Hit up the bar scene, look for social events around town(whatever interests you may have, music, poetry, ultimate frisby, whatever) and go to them and meet girls. Things come eventually.

If all else fails, become a rapist.


gawdawaful   Canada. Mar 25 2008 23:19. Posts 4842

but hes not black FrEaK

some people are just nits who take extreme pride in their nittiness and absolutely refuse to adjust - Myth 

FrEaK[S.sIR]    Canada. Mar 25 2008 23:27. Posts 1291

He can start a revolution then.


Loco   Canada. Mar 26 2008 00:16. Posts 12752

I can't wait till floofy finally finds a girl and gets laid and he comes give us details. Like how he came in the first minute and said "i knew I shouldve gotten an escort" because we told him to be spontaneous.

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

Baal   . Mar 26 2008 03:26. Posts 15571

YES get a freaking escort, it will probably make you a bit more relaxed around girls and in general loosen up a bit plus theres nothing wrong with it.

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Skoal   Canada. Mar 26 2008 04:07. Posts 357

wtf is an escort ..pay a bitch to follow u around and act like ur friend / gF ??

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