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mrpav.com   Canada. Mar 20 2008 22:17. Posts 1461

i took it already! i took it already!

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mrpav.com   Canada. Mar 20 2008 22:17. Posts 1461

i took it already!

http://pavblog.liquidpoker.net 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. Mar 20 2008 22:31. Posts 2351

or floofy you could go emo if you like the geeky look

NeillyJQ: so ya, i got PWNED by coinflips and fazi had the audacity to brag about how his roll is over 1k in a day or something stupid like that to me as well, why kick someone while theyre down? faggot ass fucking queer. 

Baal   . Mar 20 2008 23:47. Posts 15571


  On March 20 2008 18:46 Rekrul wrote:
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then the dream must stem from my moderatorship being removed on tl.net cause all the new nerds that run that site dont trust me


tl.net has turned into shit, bunch of geeks jerking off to manifesto and the fatass trolling every thread.

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Kapol   Poland. Mar 20 2008 23:52. Posts 2817

I just read EVERYTHING starting from page one (except this stupid smart-ass argument between Steal and Freak) and I had the time of my life.

BTW
Given all the seriousness in this thread I'd like to admit that I'm a Floofy when it comes to experience with girls . I'm pretty social but I hate techno music so I don't go to clubs, and even if I do sometimes I never ever dance, cause I really HATE it. I love to just sit and talk (and get drunk obv). Stupid excuses, haha.
Here's a pic of me BTW : :D
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Kapol   Poland. Mar 20 2008 23:54. Posts 2817

I'm sooooooooo juvenile, lol.

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Loco   Canada. Mar 21 2008 00:27. Posts 12752


  On March 20 2008 23:47 Baal wrote:
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tl.net has turned into shit, bunch of geeks jerking off to manifesto and the fatass trolling every thread.



yeah or people saying TEAMLIQUID FIGHTING!! when someone from LP makes a big score. wtf.

seriously reading posts on TL often tilt me. LP rules so much because the community is smaller and ppl know themselves well.

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheartLast edit: 21/03/2008 00:29

Baal   . Mar 21 2008 01:05. Posts 15571


  On March 20 2008 23:52 Kapol wrote:
I just read EVERYTHING starting from page one (except this stupid smart-ass argument between Steal and Freak) and I had the time of my life.

BTW
Given all the seriousness in this thread I'd like to admit that I'm a Floofy when it comes to experience with girls . I'm pretty social but I hate techno music so I don't go to clubs, and even if I do sometimes I never ever dance, cause I really HATE it. I love to just sit and talk (and get drunk obv). Stupid excuses, haha.
Here's a pic of me BTW : :D
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errr ur male u dont have to know how to dance, most men suck at dancing women dont expect u to be great at it (as long as ur not ridiculously clumsy u will do fine).

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FrEaK[S.sIR]    Canada. Mar 21 2008 01:22. Posts 1291

Fuck it!

Learn liquid, hip hop, popping and breaking and get all the bitches.


Floofy   Canada. Mar 21 2008 08:09. Posts 6597

i had a weird dream this night
i was in my room doing random shit and i look at the window and i see some dude in a tractor falling in the river. then he manage to get out of the tractor and somehow manage to reach the surface, but he need help (its winter). so i consider saving him and decide itll be too tough and risky or whatever. then i see my dad run to save the guy. then i get worried for my dad. my dad gets the guy out of water but since the dude is heavy i go help them with my new muscles from workout.

the guy recorvers and hes saved. then i realize i was a pussy for not trying to save the tractor guy, and i start crying
the end

wtf

second one was even more weird, it had something to do with meeting the girl ive been talking to online at her house to have sex, but she was realllllllly bad looking for some reason. i don't remember it much and its better that way

i masturbate SO much. masturbating fucking ROCKS and im SO GOOD at it jesus christ i should do it right now but frinkx is standing RIGHT next to me - Myth 

Thalai   Spain. Mar 21 2008 08:53. Posts 27

Floofy I think you are sex-commited in the second one.

First one is ok idk you took the ev+ in every decision


RiKD    United States. Mar 21 2008 11:44. Posts 2423


  On March 21 2008 01:05 Baal wrote:
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errr ur male u dont have to know how to dance, most men suck at dancing women dont expect u to be great at it (as long as ur not ridiculously clumsy u will do fine).


baal is right. most girls on the dance floor are just there to have some fun w/ their girlfriends and/or be attention whores. sure you can get some bonus points if you have some rhythm and can "get it" but if you don't like dancing either don't dance or just learn how to do a standard 2 step or something. i think as far as dancing in clubs go you don't need to learn how to dance like "dancing w/ the stars," you just have to have rhythm and dance like you are good in bed.


Rekrul   United States. Mar 21 2008 13:06. Posts 2486

wtf? any guy who dances more than stnd thumping is gay, you just need vip table and expensive bottles

ez game

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FrEaK[S.sIR]    Canada. Mar 21 2008 13:09. Posts 1291





Learn this and get all the bitches.

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byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 21 2008 17:59. Posts 5682

oh yeh all those guys in clubs who hang around the outskirts of the dance floor because theyre too staunch to dance look really cool.

you gotta man up with dancing. you dont even need to do any dance moves - just move in time to the music (helps if youre drunk)

chicks love to dance and you cant waste opportunities when they ask you by being like "NAH IM LIKE WAY TOO HARD TO DANCE ILL JUST SIT IN THE CORNER AND WATCH"

its a club for fucks sake.


Baal   . Mar 21 2008 19:08. Posts 15571

You cant pop or liquid dance with girls ffs, what would a normal girl do when u start doing weird stuff? she will stand there watching and u will definitely get attention in general but you are showing off more like dancing with the girl.

And yeah being drunk helps, ist hard to dance if u already feel goofy and you are 100% self conscious, so loose yourself a bit in sweet alcohol.

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Baal   . Mar 21 2008 19:09. Posts 15571


  On March 21 2008 13:06 Rekrul wrote:
wtf? any guy who dances more than stnd thumping is gay, you just need to be interesting and fun

ez game



corrected sir.

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FrEaK[S.sIR]    Canada. Mar 21 2008 19:30. Posts 1291


  On March 21 2008 19:08 Baal wrote:
You cant pop or liquid dance with girls ffs, what would a normal girl do when u start doing weird stuff? she will stand there watching and u will definitely get attention in general but you are showing off more like dancing with the girl.

And yeah being drunk helps, ist hard to dance if u already feel goofy and you are 100% self conscious, so loose yourself a bit in sweet alcohol.



You can liquid with a girl.

Plus, what's more important than getting their attention and getting them to talk to you?


Baal   . Mar 21 2008 19:47. Posts 15571


  On March 21 2008 19:30 FrEaK[S.sIR] wrote:
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You can liquid with a girl.

Plus, what's more important than getting their attention and getting them to talk to you?


never said it wouldnt get u laid, just said it wasnt optimal to dance WITH a girl.

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FrEaK[S.sIR]    Canada. Mar 21 2008 21:02. Posts 1291

Thought the goal was to pick up women, not to dance with them.


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