Looks or Game?

BTW a good advice that could have helped me last weekend, carry 1 condon in the wallet and the rest in the car, otherwise u wont be able to pull a morning quickie and it sucks to wake up horny next to a naked girl and u cant do much about it cuz u spent it on the night :<

Fuck you.

My penis enlargement program is epic. It'll revolutionize the eastern world..

yo get the fuck out of my thread if ur gonna give fake advice

Blow me.

he would, but you have too much girth from your 5step program

stfu fag

I'm so insulted that you just told me my penis is huge

anyone who is on the internet to brag about their penis size has some serious self-confidence problems.

Poll: Ban freak?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No

Yes, I'm bragging about my penis size.

That's exactly what I'm doing.

so last night i had a dream i was in my house in ohio playing some 10 20 game with like four 2+2 kids, and i meant to raise 80 preflop with my 10 10, but i accidentally picked up 900 instead, then the 2+2 kids that i was playing with were like naw naw u can take it back u know u didnt mean to

then im like no no you fucking nits once its in its in and to add onto that im allin in the dark on the flop

but for some reason i had to go upstairs for a second so i tell them to deal it out and if it goes to show down flip over my cards and sort out who owes who

then i come back and theres cards all over the floor and i see a JJTxx board and some kid has a jack and my cards are missing and im like WTF I HAD 10 10 I SWEAR TO GOD

then we were arguing for a long time and they were lecturing to me that im the scum of the earth, then i grabbed a baseball bat and started chasing them but they managed to get away in some tractor

then i went back into my house and one of their mothers was there and she was lecturing me calling me scum then i told her that im going to fucking kill her then i woke up

what does this mean?

That you are a flaming homosexual obviously

i think it means you should equip yourself with a jet fighter airplane to bomb the tractor in your next dream imo

On March 18 2008 17:58 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On March 18 2008 16:48 Tien wrote: Polos suck. Get new haircut. Get better glasses. Man, you didn't do what I told you to do! its actually a new haircut lol. maybe not new enough

You're kidding me.


Get a haircut every month or something.


Honestly I couldn't tell the difference.

On March 19 2008 19:26 Baal wrote: BTW a good advice that could have helped me last weekend, carry 1 condon in the wallet and the rest in the car, otherwise u wont be able to pull a morning quickie and it sucks to wake up horny next to a naked girl and u cant do much about it cuz u spent it on the night :<

Sure you can, insert penis into butt.

On March 19 2008 22:02 Tien wrote: Show nested quote + On March 19 2008 19:26 Baal wrote: BTW a good advice that could have helped me last weekend, carry 1 condon in the wallet and the rest in the car, otherwise u wont be able to pull a morning quickie and it sucks to wake up horny next to a naked girl and u cant do much about it cuz u spent it on the night :< Sure you can, insert penis into butt.

good advice but she was quite mmm... newbie at it so i dont think she was into anal yet

lol get away in a tractor

Floofy GET YOUR NECK CHECKED~! you may have iodine deficiency. Not a joke post.

On March 19 2008 19:58 Rekrul wrote: what does this mean?

tractors are faster than you think

On March 19 2008 19:57 Rekrul wrote: so last night i had a dream i was in my house in ohio playing some 10 20 game with like four 2+2 kids, and i meant to raise 80 preflop with my 10 10, but i accidentally picked up 900 instead, then the 2+2 kids that i was playing with were like naw naw u can take it back u know u didnt mean to then im like no no you fucking nits once its in its in and to add onto that im allin in the dark on the flop but for some reason i had to go upstairs for a second so i tell them to deal it out and if it goes to show down flip over my cards and sort out who owes who then i come back and theres cards all over the floor and i see a JJTxx board and some kid has a jack and my cards are missing and im like WTF I HAD 10 10 I SWEAR TO GOD then we were arguing for a long time and they were lecturing to me that im the scum of the earth, then i grabbed a baseball bat and started chasing them but they managed to get away in some tractor then i went back into my house and one of their mothers was there and she was lecturing me calling me scum then i told her that im going to fucking kill her then i woke up

Yeah so I totally missed the part of your post where it said "I had this dream" and the whole time I'm reading it I'm just like what the fuck, Rekrul is fucking hardcore. . .and then you started talking about chasing them with a bat. . .soo standard after the bullshit they pulled. . .fucking tractors, also yay for being unbanned.