Looks or Game?

umm of course u should always have 1 condom in ur wallet

floofy finally gets a bitch back to a dumpy motel 8

slurp slurp

wait wait do you have a condom

nervous errrrrrrrr no

girl

well i guess we can cuddle then

(you can always ask for a blowjob)

you know i didnt even kiss the girl on the mouth im not really at this step yet
but yea it woulnt hurt to carry that.

i'll be your stylist floofly
i charge 250 dollars an hour.. same as poker lessons price.. thats fair





lol be an indie kid

On March 18 2008 06:14 Baal wrote: and with this post this thread breaks the record in liquidpoker about the most replies defeating the previous champ thread "High Stakes Poker"

khan's wsop thread still has more :o

definitelly carry a condom even if it doesnt seems likely that u will get laid in a very short future, who knows u might and u dont want to fuck it up.

You dont need better glasses.... why would u carry your glasses to a party anyway i mean unless you are like legally blind whats the point? i have 2.75 and 1.75 and i only wear glasses to drive (im getting lasek soon too).


about your appearance well it might not hurt to improve a bit as long as its not the main focus of this "make over", you must realize that its your social skill and confidence that u should work on, trust me on that i have dozens of friends who get laid regulary and they are ugly as fuck.

On March 18 2008 09:04 F4Zi wrote: i'll be your stylist floofly i charge 250 dollars an hour.. same as poker lessons price.. thats fair lol be an indie kid

lol grossssssssss

On March 18 2008 07:56 Rekrul wrote: (you can always ask for a blowjob)

haha ya but take a good look at the area around her mouth first. wouldnt want to miss a blatant "do not enter" sign.

and ya carry a condom, cause why not? but dont keep the same one in ur wallet for too long, the friction weakens the rubber, and the last thing u wanna do is spawn a mini-floofy with the first ugmo u boink (bottom 5% lol?)

Good for u goin out dancing and stuff tho.. good first steps. keep poundin the pavement and eventually you'll get comfortable enough with the prospect of rejection that u wont give a fuck and you'll be able to enjoy the process more.

Just remember, if you're not havin fun then neither is she (unless its at your expense). So make your first goal to have a good time, and the rest will come. And i dont mean try to show her a good time, u need to be having fun first before u can make things fun for someone else.

were getting way ahead of ourselves here with the condon talk

rofl @ spawning a mini floofy

On March 17 2008 20:12 Floofy wrote: thats a pic at the bar. guy next to me is a guy i use to bully in elementary school -.- unfortunatly stupid friend didnt take pics of the chick i dansed with Poll: How do i look in this pic? (Vote): ugly (Vote): slighty below average (Vote): average (Vote): slighty over average (Vote): cute (Vote): WOW MARRY ME! (HANDSOME)

where is the 'Stephen Hawkin' option?

HAHAHA

oh man this thread just gets better and better.

Floofy you were out at a bar man, wear a good shirt, polos dont cut it.

What f4zi posted would be a good look (tone down on the gay though, like that gold jacket) - since youre skinny you might aswell play on that with your clothing choice

Get a more fashionable pair of glasses. Perhaps a thicker frame would bring less focus on your jaw/acne.

Sort your hair a bit more.

condom in wallet.

If someone takes a picture of you at a party, try and make it look like youre having a good time.... and look more relaxed wtf. My passport photo is less formal than the one you just posted.

oh leave him alone, he looks fine

On March 18 2008 16:28 Yugless wrote: oh leave him alone, he looks fine

would you do him?

Polos suck.


Get new haircut.

Get better glasses.


Man, you didn't do what I told you to do!

On March 18 2008 16:28 Yugless wrote: oh leave him alone, he looks fine

Leave him alone?


He started a thread, posted his pictures, and asked for advice. He gets what he asked for.

On March 18 2008 16:28 Yugless wrote: oh leave him alone, he looks fine

he does look a little unhealthy...

please don't start dressing like those pics fazi posted... sooooooo ridiculous lol

Floofy just change your look (a little?).

Actually I think it doesn't matter at all if you "improve" it or not, just chaning it will change your "game" and u'll act more aggresively (sexually) toward girls.

Oh and don't forget the condom, it sucks

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