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BIGlou83   United States. Mar 14 2008 06:09. Posts 200

gogogogo

Just Living The Dream 

Python817   Canada. Mar 14 2008 14:56. Posts 1152

where'd floofy go?


PowerOfDreams   Belgium. Mar 14 2008 15:12. Posts 17

floofy's banging some chick obv.
40+ pages of advice finally did the trick? :D


Loco   Canada. Mar 14 2008 20:44. Posts 12757


  On March 14 2008 15:12 PowerOfDreams wrote:
floofy's banging some chick obv.
40liters of beer finally did the trick? :D

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

Baal   . Mar 14 2008 20:54. Posts 15580


  On March 14 2008 15:12 PowerOfDreams wrote:
floofy's banging some chick obv.
red40+ liters of chloroform finally did the trick? :D

DCal Zone: DIE YOU LIQUID POKER CLOWNS 

Python817   Canada. Mar 14 2008 21:19. Posts 1152

I'm gonna make an educated guess and say that floofy met up with someone on the internet that he thought was a girl but turned out to be a bro rapist. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8


Loco   Canada. Mar 14 2008 22:25. Posts 12757

I'm gonna make an educated guess too... he has 56k and a sister.

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 14 2008 22:26. Posts 5682


  On March 14 2008 15:12 PowerOfDreams wrote:
floofy's rubbing one out over the official boob discussion thread and he shouts "in 1 year i will get chicks like these mark my words!!" as he reaches climax


Floofy   Canada. Mar 15 2008 09:25. Posts 6597

loco was close

my internet died.
and nothing interesting hapened yet. not gonna post in this topic for no reasons

i masturbate SO much. masturbating fucking ROCKS and im SO GOOD at it jesus christ i should do it right now but frinkx is standing RIGHT next to me - Myth 

ggplz   United Kingdom. Mar 15 2008 09:49. Posts 10430


tripletii: why dont you LOL my fucking asshole 

byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 15 2008 22:02. Posts 5682

Got another admirer on the chinese brides site..


  Hi Sam :
I think I am so lucky to meet you such an attractive person here !! It is really greatest thing for me to talk with you ! ^ _ ^

I am a mature, stable, feminine type girl, quiet open-minded, fun-loving girl. I am faithful to my friends. Usually, I like going shopping with my friends and chat with them. I like listening to the music and wacthing TV, especially the Korean love play. I am here to find a serious relationship, I want to ifind a man who is caring, kind family-oriented and responsible for his behavoir. I think love is holy and mysterious, and the two people who love each other should respect each other. besides, the honesty is also imporatant for a good relationship, do you think so ,Sam ? ;P

Yeah , I am here to find a serious relationship, I want to find a man who is caring, kind family-oriented and responsible for his behavoir. I think love is holy and mysterious, and the two people who love each other should respect each other. besides, the honesty is also important for a good relationship, do you think so? =)
Well ,I don¡¯t think we can know each other better jusy by short profile, I really hope we can make further communication and to know if we are the soul mate for each other. :D

I am waiting for your letter here, Hope my letter bring you happiness and fun. !!~

Your new friend,
Lucia






Shes not that much of a looker, she can be my wife to fall-back on incase everything fails with my other 3 wives,


Yugless    United States. Mar 15 2008 22:03. Posts 5809

i like how they always say how open minded they are lol

people is stupid and telling them they is stupid will not change that - sirracksalot 

Loco   Canada. Mar 15 2008 22:13. Posts 12757

do you ever respond ? if so, please post a response you sent.

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 15 2008 22:15. Posts 5682

I know you like them young Floofy, but have you considered going after an older woman? Theyll be wiser to relationships and theyll teach you explicit things youve never experienced in your wildest fantasies.

I took the liberty of replying to this woman and sending her the picture of you. She seems a bit fiesty so i sent the picture of you wearing the (plastic) leather jacket because it makes you look a bit more dangerous.

http://montreal.craigslist.ca/w4m/589982608.html


  Blonde, fit, and wicked smart woman seeks cute younger guy. And I want to be able to have conversations with you, not just have... well, you know...

I just finished my two year court battle with the husband…during this time I’ve got myself back into shape and now I want reap the rewards…evil grins

Your photo will get the same from me.



heres her pic

she seems like a good match for you - let me know what you think.


byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 15 2008 22:16. Posts 5682


  On March 15 2008 22:13 Loco wrote:
do you ever respond ? if so, please post a response you sent.



costs money to respond.... money i dont have


Narious   Canada. Mar 15 2008 22:29. Posts 4442


  On March 15 2008 22:16 byrnesam wrote:
Show nested quote +



costs money to respond.... money i dont have



So if LPers wanted to see a fun little back and forth conversation followed by some fun and sadistic fake marriage proposal and were wiling to foot the bill this could be arranged?


byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 15 2008 22:33. Posts 5682


  On March 15 2008 22:29 Narious wrote:
Show nested quote +




So if LPers wanted to see a fun little back and forth conversation followed by some fun and sadistic fake marriage proposal and were wiling to foot the bill this could be arranged?



yeh its like $4 an email though...

and it would depend on payment theres no way im putting my card details on that site lol


PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 15 2008 23:52. Posts 2290

lmfao

does that mean every one of them who emails you spends $4? i suddenly feel sad for them =(


Floofy   Canada. Mar 16 2008 00:41. Posts 6597

ok guys

today it was my old friend's birthday (that i havent seen for 4 years) and he invited me for his birthday in some bar. i knew only him and some other guy that i used to bully.
the music was so loud i could barely speak (u had to scream in ppl's ears). it was my first time in a bar and my first time dancing.

so anyways, for most of the night i danced kinda alone and not very well. tryed to dance with girl but didnt go to well. started drinking some alcool. anyways after a while i notice 2 chick at some table. one was very hot (well according to my standard) and the other one was like... a 2 lol. so anyways i make some eye contact with them, smile at them, and dance in front of em n stuff. after a while, they start dancing. i dance kind of close to them. then they start talking to me a little

anyways after like 20 min i ask the HB to dance with me. she start doing it, but it was mostly hand holding and stuff. no grinding. after a few minutes she says she "cant leave her friend alone". so after a few minutes i kinda understand what that mean. so i start dancing with the fugly. then shortly after that, the HB again, and so on

anyways this whole thing lasted like an hour. i was a lil drunk (not much) and all this felt unreal. at the end i was dancing a lil wild (accoring to my standards lol). so after a while the HB kiss me on the cheek and says they gtg and she really enjoyed it. then im like.... whats your phone she reply some bullshit like "sorry i work on night shift" and i couldnt argue too much due to mega loud music.

im gonna ask one of my new lady friend to teach me dancing

anyways pretty sure the HB was just trying to help her UB hook up with some half decent dude. im still happy with the experience

i masturbate SO much. masturbating fucking ROCKS and im SO GOOD at it jesus christ i should do it right now but frinkx is standing RIGHT next to me - Myth 

byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 16 2008 02:12. Posts 5682

Ahaha

I love the thought of you dancing infront of a table of girls trying to make eye contact as you bust your best freestyle DDR moves.


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