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Floofy   Canada. Mar 06 2008 12:09. Posts 6597

can you guys fuck off with the marrage?

im not marrying anyone except maybe talentedtom or exalted

So anyways i listened to fayth's advice and got a few msns from some dating site. i been talking to some chick, shes cute and seems interested in me. ill meet her today or saturday.

i masturbate SO much. masturbating fucking ROCKS and im SO GOOD at it jesus christ i should do it right now but frinkx is standing RIGHT next to me - Myth 

Loco   Canada. Mar 06 2008 12:15. Posts 12757

omg this is gonna be epic

10 more pages to come

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheartLast edit: 06/03/2008 12:15

Loco   Canada. Mar 06 2008 12:16. Posts 12757

by the way, pics or she doesnt exist

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 06 2008 12:19. Posts 5682


  On March 06 2008 12:16 Loco wrote:
by the way, pics or she doesnt exist



ive seen pics

and since floofy dissed my girlfriend for not being as hot as his "girlfriend" (i.e. the chick hes never met in person) i might just post them out of spite.





why dont you tell everyone how old she is Floofy?


PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 08 2008 05:53. Posts 2290

LOLLLLLLLLL


Loco   Canada. Mar 08 2008 05:55. Posts 12757

I've seen her too

When I told him "Wow she looks really young"

he said real quick and on the defensive "yes she's young do u have a problem with that" or something like that haha

u're such a doofus, floofus!

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheartLast edit: 08/03/2008 05:58

Thalai   Spain. Mar 08 2008 08:01. Posts 27

MAX LOL

This is probably the best forum thread i've ever seen.

I'm def marrying Floofy


XeliN   United Kingdom. Mar 08 2008 08:08. Posts 2140

hahaha he wasnt defensive at all when i said "how old is she " 14 is legal in canada tho so floofy needs to set his sights lower (age wise)

Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to read 

Floofy   Canada. Mar 08 2008 08:43. Posts 6597

ok updates:

so i had good msn convos with the chick, i was cocky/funny and did a lot of cool stuff.
but we r slowly running out of shit to talk

we talked on the phone but after like 5 min there was some silences. im not very good at conversation when i dont have something interesting to talk about. so after 20 min my phone died and we went back to msn lol

so shes probably gonna meet me soon BUT i need to find more shit to talk about
i know making her talk is good
and i know sometimes silences arent that bad

but u need some real convo too! please LP suggest me good stuff to talk about
we already used up most of the "cinema" topic. and she doesnt have a life that interesting

i masturbate SO much. masturbating fucking ROCKS and im SO GOOD at it jesus christ i should do it right now but frinkx is standing RIGHT next to me - Myth 

Yugless    United States. Mar 08 2008 08:54. Posts 5805

hahaha 1 week in to the relationship and you're already out of things to talk about, the future sounds bright for this one.

god floofy, just talk about what you want to talk about. why do you make things so hard on yourself. have fun with her, enjoy yourself, enjoy her.

do you have friends? do you talk to them? do you plan out your conversations beforehand? do you realize how pathetic that sounds now?

people is stupid and telling them they is stupid will not change that - sirracksalot 

Floofy   Canada. Mar 08 2008 09:05. Posts 6597

yea but with my friends we talk about shit like

poker, video games, girls, seduction, shcool, work, money, things like this

poker/video games = geek, not to talk about
girls seduction = obv not
school, work= boring. dont wanna bore her

so hmmm there are a few subjects u can talk about, like, traveling, cinema, music. but we already went over them lol

BTW, this is NOT the chick's fault, shes a very sociable person whos very talkative

i masturbate SO much. masturbating fucking ROCKS and im SO GOOD at it jesus christ i should do it right now but frinkx is standing RIGHT next to me - Myth 

Yugless    United States. Mar 08 2008 09:12. Posts 5805

so are you going to be fake for the rest of the time you spend together and force conversations about things you're not interested in? does that sound like a relationship you want to be in?

people is stupid and telling them they is stupid will not change that - sirracksalot 

Loco   Canada. Mar 08 2008 09:12. Posts 12757

talk about animals,if she has pets ask about them, just make sure you say uh-huh a couple times every 2 minutes and let her do the rest for the following hours and think about how the sex is going to be good later to help yourself go through the pain

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

collegesucks   United States. Mar 08 2008 09:15. Posts 1776


  On March 08 2008 09:12 Yugless wrote:
so are you going to be fake for the rest of the time you spend together and force conversations about things you're not interested in? does that sound like a relationship you want to be in?




  On March 08 2008 09:12 Loco wrote:
talk about animals,if she has pets ask about them, just make sure you say uh-huh a couple times every 2 minutes and let her do the rest for the following hours and think about how the sex is going to be good later to help yourself go through the pain



wow advice from completely different POVs but I agree with them both 100%

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Floofy   Canada. Mar 08 2008 09:17. Posts 6597


  On March 08 2008 09:12 Yugless wrote:
so are you going to be fake for the rest of the time you spend together and force conversations about things you're not interested in? does that sound like a relationship you want to be in?



how am i being fake. i just want help to improve my conversation skills.

im sure itll be very interesting

ok so
cinema, traveling (my mexico vancantion), animals (my dog has the same name as her ), and probably make her talk about her weird job i know nothing about. should be not that bad

i masturbate SO much. masturbating fucking ROCKS and im SO GOOD at it jesus christ i should do it right now but frinkx is standing RIGHT next to me - MythLast edit: 08/03/2008 09:18

collegesucks   United States. Mar 08 2008 09:17. Posts 1776

i guess it depends on what you want to achieve with the relationship (if this has been answered previously then sry i skipped 27 pages)

if it's booty you're looking to tap then i guess i like loco's advice better

sex sex pussy hairLast edit: 08/03/2008 09:19

collegesucks   United States. Mar 08 2008 09:19. Posts 1776


  On March 08 2008 09:17 Floofy wrote:
Show nested quote +



how am i being fake. i just want help to improve my conversation skills.

im sure itll be very interesting


i think you're looking at it from a self-denigrating perspective

who says poker's geeky or whatever the fuck... maybe great conversations go beyond the subject

practice making things you want to talk about interesting. perhaps that's how you get better at conversing

sex sex pussy hair 

Rekrul   United States. Mar 08 2008 09:26. Posts 2486


  On March 08 2008 09:05 Floofy wrote:
yea but with my friends we talk about shit like

poker, video games, girls, seduction, shcool, work, money, things like this

poker/video games = geek, not to talk about
girls seduction = obv not
school, work= boring. dont wanna bore her

so hmmm there are a few subjects u can talk about, like, traveling, cinema, music. but we already went over them lol

BTW, this is NOT the chick's fault, shes a very sociable person whos very talkative



i talked to a girl for a long ass time about video games today, and she kept talking about how she loves sonic the hedgehog then i kept telling her only fucking idiots like sonic the hedgehog cuz it takes no skill then that led into her talking about what she did in school and now does for work and she was trying to get into my head but i wasnt having any of that and i leveled her really hard cuz i was one step ahead of everything she had in store for me verbally then she started trying to level me saying im just trying to seduce her then im like ok when a girl says that its gg i win

then i realized i was in the rhino and it was a stripper and i was getting leveled to the millionth degree no matter what i tried to say and i blew 3k in the back room with elky

sick life

LOvEDoM says: me hate he, me re raise 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. Mar 08 2008 09:28. Posts 2352

talk about the world!
there is so much to talk about

NeillyJQ: so ya, i got PWNED by coinflips and fazi had the audacity to brag about how his roll is over 1k in a day or something stupid like that to me as well, why kick someone while theyre down? faggot ass fucking queer. 

Yugless    United States. Mar 08 2008 09:43. Posts 5805


  On March 08 2008 09:26 Rekrul wrote:
i talked to a girl for a long ass time about video games today, and she kept talking about how she loves sonic the hedgehog


ignoring the rest of his post, this is something you should see floofy. when she mentions some game she likes, you start talking about that game and it leads in to other things. same with poker. you'd be shocked to know how many girls are interested in poker. like every girl i know watches celebrity poker. and regardless, if she's interested in you she will be interested in the things you're interested in. after writing this i realized my last sentence in the most important so i'll repeat it, if she's interested in you she will be interested in the things you're interested in. just like when there's a girl you like and she starts talking about something she's passionate about it captivates you and you want to hear what she has to say.

people is stupid and telling them they is stupid will not change that - sirracksalot 

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