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Loco   Canada. Mar 03 2008 22:23. Posts 12752


  On March 03 2008 19:08 Baal wrote:
Floofy: I have a new GF!!! i bough her a horse trailer cuz she really wanted it.



LOL BAAL

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

Rekrul   United States. Mar 03 2008 22:39. Posts 2486

yea rikd SOOOO true

i hate when they beg me to stay too

then when u leave the cab drivers beg u to let them take u to a whore house

FUCK vegas

LOvEDoM says: me hate he, me re raise 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 03 2008 23:59. Posts 2290

I helped a 40 year old somalian drunk scrag flag a cab and go home last night.

I helped her because I was waiting for my brother to finish work and then take me home (he's a tram driver, so I was waiting at a tram-stop outside the tram-depot). She was a filthy scrag, and I wanted her to fuck off and leave me alone, hence I flagged a cab. She offered me to stay at her place (no thx), and after kindly rejecting her, she hugged me and kissed me on the neck (FUCK, massive beat, I have AIDs on my neck now). The reason I didn't push her away or tell her to fuck off is because she had been abusing the tram staff who had finished work, and I don't want to provoke the crazy woman into doing anything violent.

She thought I was indian (WTF, I have white skin), and ended up telling me how she has "Australia baby, America baby, India baby, Africa baby, Asia baby" meaning she's fucked at least 5 different guys and carried all the pregnancies to term. Fucking filthy scummy bitch, tried to game me =(.


PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 04 2008 00:00. Posts 2290

My neck feels so violated


Rekrul   United States. Mar 04 2008 00:08. Posts 2486


loooooooooool

LOvEDoM says: me hate he, me re raise 

byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 04 2008 00:17. Posts 5682


  On March 03 2008 23:59 PokerDoc88 wrote:
I helped a 40 year old somalian drunk scrag flag a cab and go home last night.

I helped her because I was waiting for my brother to finish work and then take me home (he's a tram driver, so I was waiting at a tram-stop outside the tram-depot). She was a filthy scrag, and I wanted her to fuck off and leave me alone, hence I flagged a cab. She offered me to stay at her place (no thx), and after kindly rejecting her, she hugged me and kissed me on the neck (FUCK, massive beat, I have AIDs on my neck now). The reason I didn't push her away or tell her to fuck off is because she had been abusing the tram staff who had finished work, and I don't want to provoke the crazy woman into doing anything violent.

She thought I was indian (WTF, I have white skin), and ended up telling me how she has "Australia baby, America baby, India baby, Africa baby, Asia baby" meaning she's fucked at least 5 different guys and carried all the pregnancies to term. Fucking filthy scummy bitch, tried to game me =(.




WTF MAN HAVENT YOU READ ANY OF THIS THREAD?

give her Floofys number, hook a nigga up!


PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 04 2008 00:29. Posts 2290

FUCK! Sorry Floofy, I forgot about you

To make up to you, I will teach you the most powerful seduction technique of all.

What you require:

1 rag
1 bottle of chloroform

What to do:
1. Cover the rag in Chloroform
2. Ask the woman if the rag smells like chloroform
3. Isolate
4. Sex and win


Rekrul   United States. Mar 04 2008 00:39. Posts 2486

they gotta get close to him for him to pull that off

LOvEDoM says: me hate he, me re raise 

cariadon   Estonia. Mar 04 2008 00:40. Posts 1897


  On March 04 2008 00:29 PokerDoc88 wrote:
FUCK! Sorry Floofy, I forgot about you

To make up to you, I will teach you the most powerful seduction technique of all.

What you require:

1 rag
1 bottle of chloroform

What to do:
1. Cover the rag in Chloroform
2. Ask the woman if the rag smells like chloroform
3. Isolate
4. Sex and win

Rekrul: raise allin and celebrate 

Steal City   United States. Mar 04 2008 00:51. Posts 730


  On March 03 2008 22:09 RiKD wrote:
damn no more stripper stories. i actually had an asian stripper that was either the best gamer in the history or was actually telling the truth. my city is not very well known and she said she grew up in a not very well known city like 20 min away and told awesome stories that coincided. i was pretty baffled. if she was hotter or if i was in an asian mood she probably would of taken all my moniez.

1 thing you can learn from stripper's game is not get overly fucked up and needy. one time this obvious drunk stripper started rambling to me about her abusive father. maybe that works w/ some 40 yr old lonely dude, but not some early 20s guy just looking to have some fun. i got to go to the bathroom....

be fun and interesting, NOT belligerent and needy.



i'd bet way over 50% of prostitutes have a terrible or non existent relationship with their fathers... especially in the US bc poor ppl with good mental health who can't provide for their kids don't have to go into prostitution in developed countries

healthy life :) 

byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 04 2008 01:09. Posts 5682


  On March 04 2008 00:51 Steal City wrote:
Show nested quote +



i'd bet way over 50% of prostitutes have a terrible or non existent relationship with their fathers... especially in the US bc poor ppl with good mental health who can't provide for their kids don't have to go into prostitution in developed countries


yeah but they get like $8/h for working at McDonalds or similar job with unreasonable working hours or $100+extras/h to hang out with someone like Floofy in a hotel room.


Baal   . Mar 04 2008 01:31. Posts 15571

am i the only one who doesnt think strippers/whores are absolute human trash o_o?

DCal Zone: DIE YOU LIQUID POKER CLOWNS 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 04 2008 01:47. Posts 2290

strippers and prostitutes are a vital part of our community, they help to keep rape-rates low

I think the problem lies with the shady industry which the whores operate in, not with the women themselves. It's the drug-dealing pimp faggots who these women have to answer to that are a problem.


sawseech   Canada. Mar 04 2008 01:49. Posts 1457

y'all need to locate some proper whores
forealz

fuck blogging 

Rekrul   United States. Mar 04 2008 03:12. Posts 2486


  On March 04 2008 01:31 Baal wrote:
am i the only one who doesnt think strippers/whores are absolute human trash o_o?



if you think they are human trash then you are thinking on a very naive level because theres plenty of other occupations very similar to those that you probably don't think are human trash but should, like models, or you ever notice how every actress ends up in playboy, its all some sort of whoring

there are especially poor and socioeconomically fucked countries too, where some girls really just don't have a choice, whore yourself out or starve to death...and getting a rich boyfriend isnt an option cause there aint enough of them to go around

if you feel people are trash for being forced into horrible situations through horrible circumstances then you are trash

LOvEDoM says: me hate he, me re raise 

Baal   . Mar 04 2008 03:16. Posts 15571

errrr i think you misread my post Dan -.-


i said DOESNT and i said that because of the tone most ppl in here talk about them its quite despective.

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byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 04 2008 03:26. Posts 5682


  On March 04 2008 03:12 Rekrul wrote:
[QUOTE]On March 04 2008 01:31 Baal wrote:
there are especially poor and socioeconomically fucked countries too, where some girls really just don't have a choice, whore yourself out or starve to death...and getting a rich boyfriend isnt an option cause there aint enough of them to go around



can we make a list of these countries and then look into getting Floofy a ticket out there so he can get himself a woman.

ill pitch in $5 for airfare


byrnesam   New Zealand. Mar 04 2008 03:33. Posts 5682

I opened an account on a chinese bride site and Floofy refused to join in.

Jokes on him, i already got a wife - heres what she wrote:


 
Hi Sam,

How are you? After checking out your profile, I found that you are a interesting man that I would like to know you more. I¡¯m sincere about a relationship. And I think our earth without love is just like a tomb. Since we can meet through this site, I think it¡¯s fate and it¡¯s exactly a chance I won¡¯t let it go easily.

Now please let me introduce myself first. I'm an open-minded, easy-going, vivid and lovely girl with extrovert character. I like making friends, no matter where he/she come from or what language he/she speaks! Sometimes I will use body language to express my idea and try my best to make them understand. It's interesting~! In my spare time, I like listening to pop music, watching TV or movie and surffing on net, etc.

After going over my briefly introduction, do you find some common between us already? If you think I fit into you, please don¡¯t hesitate to tell me your feeling. But, if you are not interested in me, I do hope you will also reply me with short messege to let me know. Thank you!

Truly Yours,
Emily



She was born in 1988, 5'5" tall and weighs 117lbs. Shes learning english and lists her occupation as Sales/Marketing.



She looks pretty young which is good ( I know you like them really young Floofy) shes not the prettiest girl on the site but shes probably a solid 7 when you consider all the chicks on it.

Ill forward her your pictures Floofy, try hook you up - youll need to phone the embassy and shit to sort out her visa for when you marry.


PokerDoc88   Australia. Mar 04 2008 04:07. Posts 2290

LOL


Loco   Canada. Mar 04 2008 04:24. Posts 12752

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL JESUS CHRIST

all my posts in this thread have been LOL but i cant find anything else to say really

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

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