ROFL thread with a "ROFL" in title - Page 47

On August 16 2008 11:42 Yugless wrote: playing 5/10 live, about 600bbs deep. angry 40 something asian guy who slowrolled me earlier raises to 50, i call in pos with 96c, everyone else folds. first time he's raised in 2 hours. flop 5d7d8s. he bets 100, i make it 300, he insta calls. turn Kc, ding. I bet 600, he tanks for about a minute and grudgingly calls. river Qc. i bet 2000, he thinks for a few seconds and shoves for like 3500 more, i call. he stands up, throws KK on the table, and says "eat it". what's my move?

I rekon you should turn your hand up and say

IM IN GOLDEN!
HEWWWWWWWWWW-GE HAND HEEEEEEEEEEW-GE HAND
I WORKED YOU, I WORKED YOU, I WORKED YOU
YOU GOT A WATCH? COZ THATS WHAT TIME IT IS!
WOOOOOOOOOO

(if youre then the biggest stack at the table) announce that YOU ARE IN FIRST POSITION! YOU ARE LEADING THE TABLE! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

On August 16 2008 11:42 Yugless wrote: playing 5/10 live, about 600bbs deep. angry 40 something asian guy who slowrolled me earlier raises to 50, i call in pos with 96c, everyone else folds. first time he's raised in 2 hours. flop 5d7d8s. he bets 100, i make it 300, he insta calls. turn Kc, ding. I bet 600, he tanks for about a minute and grudgingly calls. river Qc. i bet 2000, he thinks for a few seconds and shoves for like 3500 more, i call. he stands up, throws KK on the table, and says "eat it". what's my move?

flip ur cards and tell him to suck it

haha this is soo gold

yugless, it's a really easy slowroll back, with the added advantage you get to have plenty of time to think of something witty youre gonna retort with in the time you take slowrolling. i'd go with standing up, imitating some crude martial arts moves and exclaiming "YOUR KUNG FU NO GOOD" as you victory slam the hand

edit: because he is asian get it lol
ool1o1l!O!L!!OL!!OL!OL

I hope this hasn't been posted before, but...

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh dear

she trumpets good

i think i misplayed it badly
in the moment i actually felt bad that i was taking so much money from him and quickly turned over my cards

sick skill

lol this one is hillarious btw

ROFLROFLORLFOOLRF

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On August 18 2008 03:58 Kilay wrote: I worked you, I worked you, I worked you !!! That guy obviously knows what he's talking about, especially at the end where he obviously knows he's in great shape when the ''You went ou in ... place'' screen pops up.

I thought this too.
But if you pay attention he won the hand. Its obv that he won.
But I have no idea what that window that pops up is.

he probably got moved table

even better one
OMG this is soo good
thanks to speedman for this

Also some classic tuff fish materials

On August 18 2008 00:31 CrownRoyal wrote: i realize you guys already discussed that this guy is somehow balanced but if you look @ his shorts you can tell he is falling

did you even see ggplz' diagram?

On August 18 2008 01:51 Zorglub wrote: guys he is riding that way and he is balancing it with his frontbrake, you can see his finger on it.

THANK YOU jesus, glad somebody gets it

<3 tuff fish

"fuck me to tears" lololol

classic

On August 18 2008 01:51 Zorglub wrote: Show nested quote + On August 18 2008 00:31 CrownRoyal wrote:   On August 16 2008 12:54 tloapc wrote: that guy reminds me of this guy i realize you guys already discussed that this guy is somehow balanced but if you look @ his shorts you can tell he is falling guys he is riding ---------> that way and he is balancing it with his frontbrake, you can see his finger on it.

That is a work of friction integral and has nothing to do what so ever with the topic here