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Webjoker Netherlands. Aug 17 2008 17:39. Posts 113 | | | |
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Day[9] United States. Aug 17 2008 18:57. Posts 2973 | | |
| | On August 16 2008 11:42 Yugless wrote:
playing 5/10 live, about 600bbs deep. angry 40 something asian guy who slowrolled me earlier raises to 50, i call in pos with 96c, everyone else folds. first time he's raised in 2 hours. flop 5d7d8s. he bets 100, i make it 300, he insta calls. turn Kc, ding. I bet 600, he tanks for about a minute and grudgingly calls. river Qc. i bet 2000, he thinks for a few seconds and shoves for like 3500 more, i call. he stands up, throws KK on the table, and says "eat it". what's my move? |
sigh heavily, tip the dealer, THEN show the winning hand, at which point you should take 5 or 6 seconds to say as slowly and loudly as possible "EEEEAAAAAATTTT IIIITTTTT" |
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capaneo Canada. Aug 17 2008 19:57. Posts 7259 | | | |
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| ATTENTION RANDOMLY TYPING MONKEYS| The quote button does not dispense bananas. That is all. | |
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| hjaeger: min raise someone else | |
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milkman United States. Aug 17 2008 21:21. Posts 2718 | | |
that guy is really annoying but rly funny also |
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KeanuReaver United States. Aug 17 2008 22:14. Posts 1466 | | | |
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| | On August 16 2008 12:54 tloapc wrote:
that guy reminds me of this guy
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i realize you guys already discussed that this guy is somehow balanced but if you look @ his shorts you can tell he is falling |
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i cant stop laughing....
iŽd like to know what happened like 10 seconds after that video ends... heh |
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nahahahahaa :D |
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FrinkX United States. Aug 18 2008 01:34. Posts 5798 | | |
| | On August 18 2008 00:31 CrownRoyal wrote:
i realize you guys already discussed that this guy is somehow balanced but if you look @ his shorts you can tell he is falling
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LOL FAIL take 2 |
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Zorglub Denmark. Aug 18 2008 01:51. Posts 1913 | | |
| | On August 18 2008 00:31 CrownRoyal wrote:
i realize you guys already discussed that this guy is somehow balanced but if you look @ his shorts you can tell he is falling
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guys he is riding ---------> that way and he is balancing it with his frontbrake, you can see his finger on it.
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Baal Mexico. Aug 18 2008 02:41. Posts 18742 | | |
exactly duh, the bike's foward motion contrarest his weight and zorglubs formula pretty much explains it. |
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jase Australia. Aug 18 2008 03:14. Posts 1346 | | |
capaeno where did you do physics, lol |
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byrnesam New Zealand. Aug 18 2008 03:14. Posts 6236 | | |
i fucking love this guy
HEWWWW-GE HAND |
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tloapc Pitcairn. Aug 18 2008 03:35. Posts 1970 | | | |
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Kilay Netherlands. Aug 18 2008 03:58. Posts 1066 | | |
I worked you, I worked you, I worked you !!! That guy obviously knows what he's talking about, especially at the end where he obviously knows he's in great shape when the ''You went ou in ... place'' screen pops up. |
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jase Australia. Aug 18 2008 03:58. Posts 1346 | | |
hey byrnesam, you got a watch? |
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iop Sweden. Aug 18 2008 04:19. Posts 2973 | | |
| | On August 17 2008 18:57 Day[9] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 16 2008 11:42 Yugless wrote:
playing 5/10 live, about 600bbs deep. angry 40 something asian guy who slowrolled me earlier raises to 50, i call in pos with 96c, everyone else folds. first time he's raised in 2 hours. flop 5d7d8s. he bets 100, i make it 300, he insta calls. turn Kc, ding. I bet 600, he tanks for about a minute and grudgingly calls. river Qc. i bet 2000, he thinks for a few seconds and shoves for like 3500 more, i call. he stands up, throws KK on the table, and says "eat it". what's my move? |
sigh heavily, tip the dealer, THEN show the winning hand, at which point you should take 5 or 6 seconds to say as slowly and loudly as possible "EEEEAAAAAATTTT IIIITTTTT"
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meh
Yugless: Sorry? (as in, she hadn't heard the guy say "eat it"
A40SAG: I SAID EAT IT
Yugless: Eat it? what does that even mean? Do I start to masticate before your hand gets mucked, or after?
and then emphatically toss your hand so that it lands on top of his hand, face up obv.
-sOah |
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| ChoboPokeR_r [observer]: i once put a guy on a hand 5 times in a row preflop with how he bet, and i got it all right, nothing too special | |
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