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tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 11 2008 11:52. Posts 1970









dont spill the beans 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Aug 11 2008 12:02. Posts 1550

yeah, i think he is faking it, obviously doing a good job, he looks very "manly" with shaved bald head and mustache and personally i think it's hilarious.

But you cannot be that stupid and ignorant.

On a side note: Some people use chauvinism to identify themselves (against women), others are nationalistic / patriotic to identify themselves (against other nations), some are racist and some are after money / social status (like bateman in "american psycho".

Either way, you lack maturity and are ignorant in my opinion.

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

CrownRoyal   Oman. Aug 11 2008 12:19. Posts 7436

reposting

hjaeger: min raise someone else  

tloapc   Pitcairn. Aug 11 2008 12:46. Posts 1970

dont spill the beans 

hubmaster   United States. Aug 11 2008 12:54. Posts 447

Best lines i've heard from Dr. Phil video:

"All women are whores; they trade sex for money, they trade sex for cars."

"How is prostitution illegal, but allomony isn't? They're basically the same thing. You're paying for the whore to leave."

"She embarrased herself by not pleasing her man. . ." (Talking about Hillary Clinton)

". . . unfortunately they're not really good at raising them. Hitler was raised by a single mother." ROFL LMAO

"Men, this is what you look like to a woman." (Pulls money from ATM)

"Can't blame women for what they do wrong in the same way that you can't blame a dog for what it does wrong. It's your fault for not training it properly."

"I want to know if he ever had a date." (Epic fail attempt to diss chauvinist)

"What does that have to do with having a date? Answer my question and take those stupid glasses off. LOOK AT US DIRECTLY. SHOW US HOW YOU LOOK!!" (Another Epic fail)

"I don't see any women lined up at all and I would definitely be at the end of that line." (Talk about the perfect setup)

"If you hit the treadmill a little more you'd be at the front" (I like how the audience groans at this, almost as if they're saying OWNED BITCH!!!)

(Blank stare by woman)

You ship me your monies, I ship you my gratitude. 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Aug 11 2008 13:06. Posts 1550

hitler also was a vegetarian, did you know that?

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

killThemDonks   Kazachstan. Aug 11 2008 13:55. Posts 1538

Certain plays that would seem absolutely idiotic at one level of thinking might be considered sublime masterpieces of deception when examined through the filter of a higher level. 

lebowski   Greece. Aug 11 2008 14:01. Posts 3130

LOL
after reading his 10 reasons its obvious that this guy is leveling everyone because if he is smart enough to write these things he can't be dumb enough to believe them
shit this should have it's own thread

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

concrescence   United Kingdom. Aug 11 2008 14:08. Posts 12646

dav says:
u know whats genius
dav says:
this guy
dav says:
who owns
dav says:
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
dav says:
he owns the site called
dav says:
http://www.womenarebetterthanmen.com ALSO ROFL
dav says:
it just redirects to men > women.com
dav says:
LOLOOLOL


concrescence   United Kingdom. Aug 11 2008 14:09. Posts 12646


  On August 11 2008 13:55 killThemDonks wrote:



LOL


hubmaster   United States. Aug 11 2008 14:21. Posts 447


You ship me your monies, I ship you my gratitude.Last edit: 11/08/2008 14:27

dongcopter   United States. Aug 11 2008 15:33. Posts 21

Dick Masterson, interviewed by Marcus. (Can't embed it, apparently.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtVhLU6A664

 Last edit: 11/08/2008 16:14

bour420   United States. Aug 11 2008 16:07. Posts 216

ROFL OH MY GOD THAT WOMEN GOT IT HANDED TO HER SO HARD. she says the stupidest response ive heard and then says "thank you" and sits down quicker then id snap call an all-in pre with AA


sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 11 2008 16:10. Posts 4512

god it's so good how intelligent that guy actually is
otherwise it'd just be pathetic

not all who wander are lost 

Yugless    United States. Aug 11 2008 16:31. Posts 7174

you'd expect someone like that to be a giant bitter loser who can't get a date but he's actually attractive and charismatic, strange

Baal - look is talking hah.  

concrescence   United Kingdom. Aug 11 2008 17:16. Posts 12646

rofl

yugless proves his point!

 Last edit: 11/08/2008 17:16

Baal   Mexico. Aug 11 2008 17:16. Posts 18742

and Yugless is infront of that line

DCal Zone: DIE YOU LIQUID POKER CLOWNS 

Yugless    United States. Aug 11 2008 17:25. Posts 7174

i'm trying!

Baal - look is talking hah.  

JonnyCosMo   United States. Aug 11 2008 17:30. Posts 4678


  On August 11 2008 16:31 Yugless wrote:
you'd expect someone like that to be a giant bitter loser who can't get a date but he's actually attractive and charismatic, strange



Yugless u r awesome

THEY WERE ALL CHEATING AGAINST YOU THATS WHY NOBODY PLAYED THEIR HANDS CORRECTLY AGAINST YOU AND THE DEALER TRIED TO GIVE IT AWAY BY TELLING YOU, ELEMENTARY MY DEAR FKING WATSON WTF KILL YOURSELF -Ket 

concrescence   United Kingdom. Aug 11 2008 17:44. Posts 12646





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