ChoboPokeR_r [observer]: i once put a guy on a hand 5 times in a row preflop with how he bet, and i got it all right, nothing too special
JonnyCosMo United States. Aug 06 2008 12:26. Posts 4623
On August 06 2008 06:49 ggplz wrote:
This is more like it imo:
THEY WERE ALL CHEATING AGAINST YOU THATS WHY NOBODY PLAYED THEIR HANDS CORRECTLY AGAINST YOU AND THE DEALER TRIED TO GIVE IT AWAY BY TELLING YOU, ELEMENTARY MY DEAR FKING WATSON WTF KILL YOURSELF -Ket
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concrescence United Kingdom. Aug 06 2008 12:34. Posts 12646
On August 06 2008 11:25 iop wrote:
My homeboy nolan as a kid
LOOOOOOOOOOL
JonnyCosMo United States. Aug 06 2008 12:36. Posts 4623
Edit Fail...
THEY WERE ALL CHEATING AGAINST YOU THATS WHY NOBODY PLAYED THEIR HANDS CORRECTLY AGAINST YOU AND THE DEALER TRIED TO GIVE IT AWAY BY TELLING YOU, ELEMENTARY MY DEAR FKING WATSON WTF KILL YOURSELF -Ket
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JonnyCosMo United States. Aug 06 2008 13:03. Posts 4623
THEY WERE ALL CHEATING AGAINST YOU THATS WHY NOBODY PLAYED THEIR HANDS CORRECTLY AGAINST YOU AND THE DEALER TRIED TO GIVE IT AWAY BY TELLING YOU, ELEMENTARY MY DEAR FKING WATSON WTF KILL YOURSELF -Ket
JonnyCosMo United States. Aug 06 2008 13:14. Posts 4623
THEY WERE ALL CHEATING AGAINST YOU THATS WHY NOBODY PLAYED THEIR HANDS CORRECTLY AGAINST YOU AND THE DEALER TRIED TO GIVE IT AWAY BY TELLING YOU, ELEMENTARY MY DEAR FKING WATSON WTF KILL YOURSELF -Ket
concrescence United Kingdom. Aug 06 2008 13:44. Posts 12646
On August 06 2008 13:03 JonnyCosMo wrote:
ROFL
this one is pretty good too
roflcopter United States. Aug 06 2008 19:38. Posts 483
KwarK_uK: and if that was a bluff you deserved the pot for ballerness
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dongcopter United States. Aug 07 2008 14:16. Posts 21
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Webjoker Netherlands. Aug 07 2008 15:22. Posts 112
This one by sure is already in this thread but I can't go look through 39 pages and no one should miss it.
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
hk-man-penis01 Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench picture
Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.
Question Czech Republic. Aug 08 2008 00:39. Posts 786
