ROFL thread with a "ROFL" in title - Page 1055

Typical queue in Scotland:

Very orderly always. It was very strange when I first got here, in Czech Republic its free for all mash pit

In Germany its FFA 32 players every time
I love getting out of the bus and making my way through the crowd every time
Cause everyone is surprised i am not going around them but walk straight through them....

Bastards should learn to let people out before they zerglingrush in
I mean bus is gonna wait till everyone is in anyways

this one was funny because i was talking to one of my closest irl friends, and i had no fuckin idea he had any kinda knowledge of reddit or rofl onlinethings etc then he just wrote this out of nothing

+ it was 10 min after he wrote "yöööö"

we are talking in english because we do that always when we write to each other and are in kinda unserious moods (rather then swedish, dunno why ^^ in my head atleast we are using southparkish voices while doing so ^^)

anyways i thought it was kinda fun bcus of that ^^


ps dont judge me, kinda putting alot of retarded shit about myself out there and obv the rapeing part isnt too serious

On February 17 2012 09:50 PplusAD wrote: In Germany its FFA 32 players every time I love getting out of the bus and making my way through the crowd every time Cause everyone is surprised i am not going around them but walk straight through them.... Bastards should learn to let people out before they zerglingrush in I mean bus is gonna wait till everyone is in anyways

yea mass transit in Belarus was fun as a kid.
Also due to some reason our subway/underground/tube created insane drafts so it had massive plexiglass doors installed that some people simply couldnt open and if you let it go after you went through without holding it back it would leave the person behind with at least a bruise. (I assume the draft happened because our subway system was 2 straight lines forming letter X)

check this for real standup
(starts after 90s)

even though this meme is already pretty damn annoying....it is a good one:

is it me or are the what X thinks I do memes are getting worse and worse

only the poker one and the one telling them to stfu were funny. all the other ones are fucking annoying

yeah, its a good concept but they have been lackluster

gtfo

jim jeffries stand up was actually awesome ! Thx

On February 17 2012 09:50 PplusAD wrote: In Germany its FFA 32 players every time I love getting out of the bus and making my way through the crowd every time Cause everyone is surprised i am not going around them but walk straight through them.... Bastards should learn to let people out before they zerglingrush in I mean bus is gonna wait till everyone is in anyways

That s really weird indeed. People didnt do that while waiting for the bahn(metro @ english i guess? ) but when it came to busses they insta zergrush it wtfffff

totally not stolen form anywhere

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so true:| :D

hahhaah