dicuss it?? yea

how much would it suck to be a tutlrle?

turtle

like say u were walking alone in the forest and u were like tee da dee da dee and all olf a sudden some piece of crap kid was like LOL and flipped ur ass over and u were stucked there and u couldnt flip over and none of ur friends were there to help u flip back over and every other animal is prolly a big faggot and wouldnt help u flip over or would eat u

so either u get eaten or u get baked by the sun... so u burn to death or die by starvation/dehydradition

so again

how much would it suck to be a turtle i bet the mortality rate is huge?

how do they repdoruce anyways do they oh wait lol they lay eggs

only cool turtle u could be is a sea turtle cuz then u get to swim like a champ and ppl see u in the water and they're like WOAH

and then if u go on the beach to lay eggs ur all protected by the law and if some fag comes to fk with u just call the 50 and they'll lock his ass up shipit

but if ur not a seaturtle it'd def. suck to be a turtle cuz u'd get pwned... what if u have to cross the road.. and i mean ur a turtle so ur not smart u just cross a road right. say u crossed the road on a turn u go like .000001 mph and if a car with a jackass comes tearing around the corner he'll run ur ass over and a car can def > gg ur shell theres no doubt so seriously either u die of being burned by the sun or dehydration/starvation or eaten by another animal or u get run over by a car/struck/snowmobile

+ the sex must be nasty

ok maybe it'd be ok to be a snapping turtle cuz u could bite lil kids hands off (almost happened to me true story) but other than that and the sea turtle it'd prolly SUCK JESUS

reasons stated

dusciuss

you high?

u know its prolly not a good thing monkeys and turtles arent in the same locations (i assume?) cuz like monkeys like to do shit like fling poo and other stuff i bet they'd flip turltes over as well as tip cows

i love it when i see pigs fly in the morning...

wow so youve never seen turtles fuck before

wow doggy style

shit maybe it doesnt suck

but wouldnt it sukc if the onl y position u could do is dogy style?

or am i retarded for asking that LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

fk

NM TURTLES HAVE IT MADe

cept for dying cuz they get filpped over2!

i think the turtle brain isnt as developped as human brain and they therefore feel pain less than us
at least i hope so for them...

doggystyle is one of my least fav

On September 29 2007 22:59 sOah wrote: doggystyle is one of my least fav

O_O
no way.....best way

whoooa man you are blowin my mind

far out, new lvl, unnatainable, ever in the place for serial dude what 's up ? how are you? muh main man frinxxxxor A me mi vuelve loco verde yyy daft punk

i like you - turtle or not

haha i remember writing this

sweet

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A+ read, would read again.

LOL that last turlte was an S/M turtle

If you're a giant turtle no one can flip you

On September 29 2007 22:43 FrinkX wrote: how much would it suck to be a tutlrle? turtle

o rly?

yo wtf
that turtles got a gun

exactly. so this:

On September 29 2007 22:43 FrinkX wrote: like say u were walking alone in the forest and u were like tee da dee da dee and all olf a sudden some piece of crap kid was like LOL and flipped ur ass over and u were stucked there and u couldnt flip over and none of ur friends were there to help u flip back over and every other animal is prolly a big faggot and wouldnt help u flip over or would eat u so either u get eaten or u get baked by the sun... so u burn to death or die by starvation/dehydradition

is all bullshit