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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jan 13 2015 02:35. Posts 8648
i went to the store and bought a bag of coffee, but when i got home i realized FUCK they're whole beans, not ground, and i don't have a coffee grinder.

so i tried crushing them with a heavy hardcover book, didn't work very well. then i tried stomping on them with a thin cloth wrapped around the bag, still didn't work. then i tried going outside and backing over them with my car, still didn't work.

starbucks and carribou coffee are closed here at this hour, i have no other options...what can i do

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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jan 13 2015 02:39. Posts 8648

actually nevermind i just realized i could go back to the store and buy a bag of ground coffee beans LOL

go buckeyes

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Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jan 13 2015 02:52. Posts 5647

lol I was hoping for a nice ending solution to this problem


bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jan 13 2015 04:05. Posts 8648

thank god for 24 hour wal-mart. i don't know how some people deal with crack or meth addictions, i feel like a completely hopeless junkie without caffeine sometimes

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the cleaner   Germany. Jan 13 2015 04:21. Posts 3014

I think you should be able to crush them, if you have a blender at low speed, a little at a time.

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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jan 13 2015 06:56. Posts 8648

hmm i need to get a blender ;o

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SugoGosu   Korea (South). Jan 13 2015 07:44. Posts 1793

put coffee beans in a plastic bag, close the bag, use a hammer. hammer the fuck out of the beans. did this once, after breaking a rolling pin to do it

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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jan 13 2015 08:18. Posts 8648

i was googling how to do it and saw a method suggesting rolling pin, and i was like damn i don't have a rolling pin

and i dont have a hammer

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cariadon   Estonia. Jan 13 2015 10:51. Posts 4019

backing over them with your car, haha


NewbSaibot   United States. Jan 13 2015 12:12. Posts 4943

chew em up and spit em out. Can also be used to fill wounds

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Santafairy   Korea (South). Jan 13 2015 12:18. Posts 2226

do you have a pepper mill

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dnagardi   Hungary. Jan 13 2015 13:05. Posts 1776


  On January 13 2015 07:18 bigredhoss wrote:
i was googling how to do it and saw a method suggesting rolling pin, and i was like damn i don't have a rolling pin

and i dont have a hammer



lol in every men's house there is a hammer, #1rule


Chewits   United Kingdom. Jan 13 2015 14:22. Posts 2539

When you grind your own beans it is quite satisifying. You can get electric one of course, but if you want to keep it cheap and grind the odd cup with beans, you can get a manual one pretty cheap - http://www.amazon.com/Norpro-5548-Cof...amp;keywords=coffee+bean+hand+grinder

And keep your beans in freezer, easy to grind them and keeps them fresh

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Romm3l   Germany. Jan 13 2015 15:23. Posts 285

grinding ur own beans might be satisfying but aint no one got time for that

i hate buying random consumer electronics as a general principle, but my electric coffee bean grinder sure gets daily use (and makes much better coffee than preground beans which lose freshness fast)


aCa_   . Jan 13 2015 19:56. Posts 470

i just eat the beans whole.


K40Cheddar   United States. Jan 14 2015 00:16. Posts 2202


  On January 13 2015 18:56 aCa_ wrote:
i just eat the beans whole.

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mnj   United States. Jan 15 2015 18:15. Posts 3848

im too late, but i woulda used a blender :D


2primenumbers   United States. Jan 21 2015 08:24. Posts 199

There are pretty solid little coffee grinders available. Just a metal or plastic bowl with a spinning blade at the bottom. Fresh ground is da best.

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