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Mortensen8   Chad. Nov 25 2014 11:22. Posts 1841
>be me
>be in park
>stand under tree
>getting ready to light shitty stalk spliff because I'm quitting and desperate
>mfw see two fluorescent horses/riders 20m away
>put out stalk spliff right away (only just lit it)
>hide under sleeve
>horses with police on get closer
>asks me if I have a dog
>say no
>asks me why I'm standing out here
>point to the tree like a tard
>police says, 'just getting out of the rain huh'
>say yea
>mfw they leave



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Santafairy   Korea (South). Nov 25 2014 11:52. Posts 2224

gnarly?

It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus Hansen 

fira   United States. Nov 25 2014 22:01. Posts 6345

lol wat fuckmy spacebar just broke

why did they asku what u were doing? coulda been like nunayobizniz mothafuckas

 Last edit: 25/11/2014 22:02

Baalim   Mexico. Nov 26 2014 23:57. Posts 34246


  On November 25 2014 21:01 fira wrote:
lol wat fuckmy spacebar just broke

why did they asku what u were doing? coulda been like nunayobizniz mothafuckas



yeah I bet you want to tell that to cops when you are in possession of drugs

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Gnarly   United States. Nov 27 2014 04:44. Posts 1723

>be me
>post posts in this format
>get banned for it
>read this post
>OP still isn't banned

Diversify or fossilize! 

uiCk   Canada. Nov 27 2014 12:46. Posts 3521

You are such a victim Gnarly, where is the justice!

I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson 

Mortensen8   Chad. Nov 27 2014 16:51. Posts 1841


  On November 27 2014 03:44 Gnarly wrote:
>be me
>post posts in this format
>get banned for it
>read this post
>OP still isn't banned



It was a homage to your great style of writing, you should be proud.

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Gnarly   United States. Nov 27 2014 17:19. Posts 1723


  On November 27 2014 11:46 uiCk wrote:
You are such a victim Gnarly, where is the justice!



The Oppressed™ are denied justice.

Diversify or fossilize! 

fira   United States. Nov 28 2014 20:59. Posts 6345


  On November 26 2014 22:57 Baalim wrote:
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yeah I bet you want to tell that to cops when you are in possession of drugs

just curious why cops would randomly go up to him and ask him what hes doing, unless he was doing something clearly unorthodox


 



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