Michael Phelps about to have a Bad Time

When he gets out of rehab in a week, he will find out for the first time that his girlfriend who he met on Tinder was born a man and she never told him:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othe...amazing-intimacy-Olympic-swimmer.html

Michael needs to work on his tranny detection skills imo:

Isn't the daily mail like a bunch of made up tabloid shit? Not even a pic of them together. Not sure If I belieb Phelps would hit that, or that he'd even tender.

Phelps can pull like 99.999% of all bitches. I doubt he's tendering 6's.

Kinda looks like Julia from lost, but if you botox'd her face a bunch.

On November 20 2014 22:32 Stim_Abuser wrote: Isn't the daily mail like a bunch of made up tabloid shit?

i think so. i still hope it's true though.

http://www.aol.com/article/2014/11/20...-girlfriend-drops-bombshell/20996559/

see kids? weed is dangerous

I read a few lines of this news yesterday or so. Supposedly, they had sex.

First off, that thing is 41 years old afaik, and Phelps isn't a super handsome guy, but he's decent looking + athletic body + has fame + money, so it's kinda crazy that he would bone this thing. Also, it was with him when he got a DUI, but I dunno if they boned during that night or not.

Shes hot, like 8.5.

lol at girlfriend.

phelps slays 10+ girls a week. she was probably one of them

I thought swimmers were gay?

On November 21 2014 00:14 Daut wrote: lol at girlfriend. phelps slays 10+ girls a week. she was probably one of them

Thisss

>attention whore getting attention

okay...

On November 21 2014 02:06 whamm! wrote: I thought swimmers were gay?

On November 21 2014 03:27 Gnarly wrote: >attention whore getting attention okay...

do you mean michael phelps, this girl, or you?

also agree with daut, not sure why the "journalist" who wrote this thought they could get away with saying girlfriend and tinder in the same article, i bet lots of people feel they're in love with olympic gold medalists

I have no idea why someone like Phelps would bang someone so ugly

Edit: I've never been close to a tranny, and I've always wondered:

For those that aren't obviously man (big hands/beard etc) aren't they different down there than a regular woman? (I'm talking about those that got surgery + hormone treatment to be as close as a woman possible)
Legit question, I'm afraid to google it.

pretty fucking horrific and tilting this 0 content daily mail trash is a LP thread

Closest thing to a response from phelps atm:
Our insider tells HollywoodLife.com that “He is completely horrified and embarrassed. He is cutting her off cold turkey and doesnt want to talk about it to anyone at all. He wants it to go away as fast as possible.”

lol who cares

There is no reason to go regular when you have it all. I'm talking midgets or sth

On November 21 2014 07:58 ggplz wrote: pretty fucking horrific and tilting this 0 content daily mail trash is a LP thread

This is very +EV for the doctor who performed the operation, huge selling point for future customers

On November 21 2014 07:41 GoTuNk wrote: I have no idea why someone like Phelps would bang someone so ugly Edit: I've never been close to a tranny, and I've always wondered: For those that aren't obviously man (big hands/beard etc) aren't they different down there than a regular woman? (I'm talking about those that got surgery + hormone treatment to be as close as a woman possible) Legit question, I'm afraid to google it.

he's 6'4 (so unlikely to think twice if he sees a 5'10 girl with above average hands) and hooks up with many girls. reminds me of this creed bratton clip from the office:

On November 21 2014 00:11 Srsbob wrote: Shes hot, like 8.5.

are you fucking blind