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LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jul 21 2014 22:01. Posts 15163


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93% Sure! Last edit: 26/08/2014 08:10

LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jul 21 2014 22:16. Posts 15163

also hoping civilains are not reading my blog.
Cause that would suck :D

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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jul 21 2014 23:00. Posts 8648

shes cute, way better than that asian fatty you were with. how did she get all the books to stay like that?

Truck-Crash Life 

NewbSaibot   United States. Jul 21 2014 23:11. Posts 4943

3 years without some poon? Thats rough. Whats your excuse behind that?

bye now 

ggplz   Sweden. Jul 22 2014 00:08. Posts 16784

Dude!!! You just let a good one go. You need to visit and fuck that girl ASAP. Forget all ur old relationship asian BS. Forget any shortcomings.. that girl wanted your dick and will again. Forget about travelling, it's not that great and you can travel together in the future anyways. Get on it!

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Highcard   Canada. Jul 22 2014 00:37. Posts 5428

I always remind myself that it is ok your writing is spas-tacular because you probably know 6 languages being from czechland but are you not from czechland? Other times, before i have a chance to remind myself of this (potentially inaccurate circumstance), my brain shuts off. Similar happens with the Mariuslol guy/girl

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the timeLast edit: 22/07/2014 00:38

Highcard   Canada. Jul 22 2014 01:10. Posts 5428

btw you should photoshop the pic of books with pics of you and send it to her

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

napoleono   Romania. Jul 22 2014 01:47. Posts 771

ggnore... oh wait - NOT. Go travel to her lol


Daut    United States. Jul 22 2014 02:06. Posts 8955

3 years no action? its time to get in shape, fix your wardrobe, learn some game and start mashing internet dating sites

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jul 22 2014 04:47. Posts 5647

cool blog, nice slice of life. A wedding with a tampoline? these guys got imagination. now you just got to imagine some ideas of what you can do with that girl


Santafairy   Korea (South). Jul 22 2014 05:22. Posts 2225

yeah "we adjourn pretty horny to the trampoline" is such a weird line

It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus Hansen 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jul 22 2014 11:29. Posts 9634

rarely enjoy reading blogs
this is one weird scenario though :D


LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jul 22 2014 12:14. Posts 15163


  On July 22 2014 04:22 Santafairy wrote:
yeah "we adjourn pretty horny to the trampoline" is such a weird line


dude chicks love trampolines. It was rly dark and it was covered by trees, great make out point too. I leave for a drink and she's sprained her ankle during dem 5 minutes I was gone lol. So yeah it didn't turn out to be the best idea

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PplusAD   Germany. Jul 22 2014 15:16. Posts 7180

Well intersting and funny read.

The thing with sex is:

Its the most easiest and natural thing to do.
every animal in the world can do it and we are desinged/born to have sex
.. there is only 1 rule -> be happy and relaxed about it no matter what you or the girl do -> just have fun and enjoy

When u havent had sex for some time u kinda make all kinds of excuses for not having sex and not being "prepared" enough
very typical for that situation is to flee into actions that save u some extratime to find more reasons to not have sex right now... when with a girl

-> catch a drink
-> go to toilett
-> start talking

all these actions say that u are afraid.

When u are with a girl and feel that sex is a very possible option.
Just do it.

dont go to wc, dont get another drink and dont start talking .... just do it

I didnt have sex for almost 2 years when i was 18-20 ... i kinda know your situation allthough i turn 30years soon i havent forgotten yet what it felt these 2 years ^^ ...

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)Last edit: 22/07/2014 15:21

Gnarly   United States. Jul 22 2014 16:11. Posts 1723

>adjourned to the trampoline

Yeah, I like to wear a fedora, too. Do you ever get angry?

Diversify or fossilize! 

Fujikura   United States. Jul 23 2014 16:13. Posts 1795

Lemon, PM me if you read this

aka SouL)Z(Isadie and SouL)P(Fujikura 

lhr0909   China. Jul 25 2014 01:00. Posts 423

If you need some streaming help, I can help you out. PM me or something haha. Hard to see your cards

no pain no gain 

JosephCalgary   Canada. Jul 25 2014 14:14. Posts 285

What is the crime for apostasy?!Last edit: 25/07/2014 14:16

JosephCalgary   Canada. Jul 25 2014 14:15. Posts 285

What is the crime for apostasy?!Last edit: 25/07/2014 14:16

LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jul 25 2014 15:02. Posts 15163


  On July 25 2014 00:00 lhr0909 wrote:
If you need some streaming help, I can help you out. PM me or something haha. Hard to see your cards


its the internet man...300-500kbps upload

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