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2c0ntent   United States. Jul 14 2012 13:17. Posts 1238

My roomate is a guy:
-Watches tons of reality TV, but never laughs
-Watches nickelodeon cartoons (ie the fairly odd parents), but never laughs
-Hears your jokes, but never laughs
-Never laughs or shows any sense of humor
-Considers himself (and seems to be fairly) very social

WTF its driving me fucking nuts to live in the same apartment as this guy. How can someone practically never laugh? How can you not even laugh 'politely' or whatever?

Do you laugh?

Give an idea legs, not citations.Last edit: 14/07/2012 13:19

Endo   United States. Jul 14 2012 13:25. Posts 755

I bet he laughs at night knowing how insane this makes you


dnagardi   Hungary. Jul 14 2012 13:34. Posts 885

lold


tloapc   Pitcairn. Jul 14 2012 13:35. Posts 2591

Apathy is an immensely powerful & huge force - especially in 1st world countries.
People like to think that love & hate are opposites but this is only somewhat true. as emotion, they are opposite types but their actual opposite is apathy -- feeling absolutely nothing. hence the only way to really defeat a big case of apathy is by true rage or love..

it's...THE NOTHING!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

TalentedTom    Canada. Jul 14 2012 13:38. Posts 18751


  On July 14 2012 13:25 Endo wrote:
I bet he laughs at night knowing how insane this makes you



that would be some high level shit, your roommate may be a serial killer

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game 

2c0ntent   United States. Jul 14 2012 13:41. Posts 1238

LOL

~~~

tloapc what

plz knowledge me, should I try to piss him off or find him a date?

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TheTrees   United States. Jul 14 2012 13:43. Posts 1553

Going to Stetson Law this fall and looking for roommates right now, this blog didn't help at all....thx man


TheTrees   United States. Jul 14 2012 13:44. Posts 1553


  On July 14 2012 13:41 2c0ntent wrote:
LOL

~~~

tloapc what

plz knowledge me, should I try to piss him off or find him a date?



craigslist hooker, he just needs to get laid


tloapc   Pitcairn. Jul 14 2012 13:44. Posts 2591

make love not war

but love depends on him and you could never force it to happen so as a roommate I'd suggest shroom kool-aid or somethin

that would open some doors ^^

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2c0ntent   United States. Jul 14 2012 13:54. Posts 1238

I offered him some pot once but he said he has asthma

Give an idea legs, not citations. 

lebowski   Greece. Jul 14 2012 13:55. Posts 7635

tell him to stop masturbating for about 90 days

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

2c0ntent   United States. Jul 14 2012 14:07. Posts 1238

So I went ahead and asked him why he never laughs. He said that he laughs all the time. Its just that he's already seen most of the stuff on TV.

IDK LOL

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Fujikura   United States. Jul 14 2012 14:14. Posts 1712


  On July 14 2012 14:07 2c0ntent wrote:
So I went ahead and asked him why he never laughs. He said that he laughs all the time. Its just that he's already seen most of the stuff on TV.

IDK LOL



That is EXACTLY what a reptilian would say... lock your door at night bruh

aka SouL)Z(Isadie and SouL)P(Fujikura 

waga   Malta. Jul 14 2012 14:29. Posts 1994


  How can you not even laugh 'politely' or whatever?


I don't mostly because I'm not a hypocrit and because I don't give a fuck what others think about me.
That being said I laugh when something is funny.


drone666   Brasil. Jul 14 2012 16:39. Posts 479


  On July 14 2012 14:29 waga wrote:
Show nested quote +


I don't mostly because I'm not a hypocrit and because I don't give a fuck what others think about me.
That being said I laugh when something is funny.



Achoo   Canada. Jul 14 2012 17:14. Posts 1385

The title is misleading ...

Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not 

HaiVan   Bulgaria. Jul 14 2012 17:51. Posts 1861

Poker chobo. 

2c0ntent   United States. Jul 14 2012 18:07. Posts 1238

LOL yep

Give an idea legs, not citations. 

GoTuNk   Chile. Jul 14 2012 18:11. Posts 1900


  On July 14 2012 13:55 lebowski wrote:
tell him to stop masturbating for about 90 days



needs more love IMO


julep   Australia. Jul 14 2012 18:11. Posts 1065

i dont really laugh when watching tv but i do laugh all the time around friends...maybe you arent funny


 
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