Most of you guys probably know about the recent zombie cannibalism attacks that happened in the US. 8 cases in the last month, correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm not saying it was any of that. Really, I was just curious to know what you guys think. And I wasnt the one that voted on Reptiles, I didnt even vote.
On June 25 2012 17:48 tutz wrote:
I'm not saying it was any of that. Really, I was just curious to know what you guys think. And I wasnt the one that voted on Reptiles, I didnt even vote.
so are you saying it's aliens then?
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waga   United Kingdom. Jun 25 2012 18:55. Posts 2375
same reason you make bad pranks; need for attention.
on serious note though, reptiles obv
I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson
LOL reptiles conspiracy obv ! I think it's linked to a new cheap drug that makes you uber enraged named "Bath Salts"... It was available at your next store, not anymore I believe. Scariest shit ever, I'd never do that kind of drugs I prefer my natural weed.
Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not
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whamm!   Albania. Jun 25 2012 19:02. Posts 11625
Mortensen8   Chad. Jun 25 2012 19:45. Posts 1846
The usage of drugs has existed forever but back then it was mostly associated with religion there weren't many problems because the person using the drugs wouldn't have been confused in his normal state. Today disillusioned people are taking drugs and suppressed feelings of inadequacy and unhappiness manifest themselves through many drugs this one seems to be extremely scary in this sense.
On June 25 2012 18:45 Mortensen8 wrote:
The usage of drugs has existed forever but back then it was mostly associated with religion there weren't many problems because the person using the drugs wouldn't have been confused in his normal state. Today disillusioned people are taking drugs and suppressed feelings of inadequacy and unhappiness manifest themselves through many drugs this one seems to be extremely scary in this sense.
Yes I understand, but do you think there is any specific reason to why it is happening so often in the last few weeks?
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jun 25 2012 19:57. Posts 6374
Mortensen8   Chad. Jun 25 2012 19:59. Posts 1846
I don't know various drugs affect people in different ways. Alcohol sometimes makes me aggressive this one maybe makes the abuser want to eat someone else in extreme circumstances or they are covering up a zombie mutation which I doubt.
On June 25 2012 18:59 Mortensen8 wrote:
I don't know various drugs affect people in different ways. Alcohol sometimes makes me aggressive this one maybe makes the abuser want to eat someone else in extreme circumstances or they are covering up a zombie mutation which I doubt.
You didnt answer my question. I didnt ask how drugs affect people. I asked why do you think is it happened so many times in the last few weeks? And not even that, this were cases of people wanting to eat other human beings (not only turning violent) while being naked. Very weird. Any theory?
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 25 2012 20:07. Posts 9634
What if Obama is an reptile alien who organised the whole 9/11 plot ... what do i vote for then?
On a serious note its kind of scary a drug could do this to a person.
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Mortensen8   Chad. Jun 25 2012 20:24. Posts 1846
I don't know why they exactly want to eat someone else but they are taking their clothes of because the drug makes them hot. Theory is the person using this 'bath salts' drug is breaking from reality and is going into a dream world of nightmares because his mind is fucked up in the first place I have no idea if this is how it affects everyone.
Anyone who isn't happy in his normal state or aggressive in his normal state will be exaggerated by many drugs because it breaks down the defenses of their character.
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Mortensen8   Chad. Jun 25 2012 20:37. Posts 1846
The worst part is that I do believe some retarded fucks conspiracy-lovers must think it's a zombie apocalypse covered up by the governement ... Where is "D_S something", he made so many great threads i would love to hear what he has to say, plz mods unban him. Let's have some fun here.
Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not
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Svenman87   United States. Jun 25 2012 20:48. Posts 4636
bath salts are causing this
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waga   United Kingdom. Jun 25 2012 21:08. Posts 2375
On June 25 2012 19:41 Achoo wrote:
The worst part is that I do believe some retarded fucks conspiracy-lovers must think it's a zombie apocalypse covered up by the governement ... Where is "D_S something", he made so many great threads i would love to hear what he has to say, plz mods unban him. Let's have some fun here.
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the cleaner   Germany. Jun 25 2012 21:08. Posts 3014
there are no facts only interpretations
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Mortensen8   Chad. Jun 25 2012 21:25. Posts 1846
I found the problem: “He loved God he always read the Bible he would give you knowledge on the Bible. Everywhere he went his Bible went. When he left he had his Bible in his hand.”
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2c0ntent   Egypt. Jun 26 2012 21:27. Posts 1387
symptom of the problem
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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 26 2012 23:11. Posts 34312
You people realize that there isnt the slightest proof this is caused by bath salts, also you relize there are no fucking articles about chemical composition or anything about it and that the government has used scary lies about drugs systematically over time.
LSD turned Manson into a murderer, kids go blind staring at the sun under LSD, PCP turns niggas into super soldiers who can withstand 10 shots at point blank.
Just watch this shit:
Then tell me that its not std procedure to lie and scare people about drug use, who knows wtf this is, a kid with squizophrenia, exagerated claims or truth, who knows, i dont and neither any of you.
80% of my weed consumption is kush. too lazy to go for walk, let alone go do something dangerous
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palak   United States. Jun 27 2012 00:22. Posts 4601
You people realize that there isnt the slightest proof this is caused by bath salts,
]They have been numerous reports of disturbing self-mutilation incidents involving “bath salts” users.
A Mississippi man skinned himself alive while on the drug, Spin reports. In New Jersey, a man stabbed himself multiple times and threw his own intestines at police officers, in another “bath salts” related incident.
“Bath salts” are made with the active agent of either Methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV), mephedrone or methylone. Ottawa recently moved to make MDPV a controlled substance, effectively making it illegal.
the government has used scary lies about drugs systematically over time.
agreed...the drug education in this country (largely the more conservative states) is absolutely disgusting. I wish i could find the drug course crap that is required in idaho only example I could find that is roughly the things they put out is + Show Spoiler +
Marijuana is addictive and harmful. Marijuana use is associated with dependence, respiratory and mental illness, poor academic performance, and impaired cognitive and immune functioning, among other negative effects. Recent research shows us that individuals who have used marijuana at least 5 times have a 20-30% likelihood of becoming addicted to the drug and those who use it regularly have a 40% likelihood of becoming addicted.
Laughably not even close to reality, paper also doesn't even site it's sources (probably due to the fact that they just pulled shit out of their ass)...what's extremely frustrating to me is they say so many bullshit lies about minor drugs like marijuana that kids easily figure out they are full of shit and then ignore the rest of the things they say causing kids to not care about meth or to often think meth is either not harmful at all or only slightly more harmful than pot. Whole drug problems would be a ton easier if they just came out and actually said things like "marijuana isn't that bad, just don't drive and don't get caught. But for fucks sake don't do meth, just smoke a ton of pot instead. Hell even do cocaine before instead of crystal meth."
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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 27 2012 00:52. Posts 34312
No its not a highly probable reason as there is no actual certified link with bath salts and these attacks, its just retarded speculation, why not fucking waiting for the toxicology before mentioning causes with the certainty they have been doing so?.
Oh you found info, i made a quick google search and only found some VERY shitty article on WebMD, but good now that i see that Wikipedia link could you please point out anywhere in the wikipedia article where it proves and links this drug with these maniacal crazy attacks? because i couldnt find any in there.
Also FWIW, we both know its not confirmed sath balths, and the people claiming it is that "zomg scary drug" is the same people who wont admit that marijuana es less dangerous than heroine... If you were a smart person you would question twice when they claim anything drug related, especially when its just a random speculation.
For the record im not saying its not bath salts, all i say is that if you trust in the word of your government in drug related issues you are a moron with no memory.
In before Baalim's pedant, conspiracy-like post....Err wait
Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not
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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 27 2012 02:00. Posts 34312
Baal has a conspiracy theory [ ]
Baal has any theory [ ]
Baal doesnt trust the government when it comes to drug facts[x]
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Svenman87   United States. Jun 27 2012 02:53. Posts 4636
On June 27 2012 01:00 Baalim wrote:
Baal has a conspiracy theory [ ]
Baal has any theory [ ]
Baal doesnt trust the scientists and doctors when it comes to drug facts[x]
Baal likes to speak of himself at the 3rd person [x]
Baal always has better arguments than yours [x]
Baal is mexican [x]
Baal loves to use checkboxes [x]
Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not
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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 27 2012 05:04. Posts 34312
On June 27 2012 01:00 Baalim wrote:
Baal has a conspiracy theory [ ]
Baal has any theory [ ]
Baal doesnt trust the scientists and doctors when it comes to drug facts[x]
FYP
Wrong, science doesnt says "bath salts" makes you an aggressive murderous violent person, read wikipedia or other sources, i didnt find any scientific link, what im distrusting is government, they are the ones claiming it was bath salths, not scientists, but it could be, who the fuck knows, but i rather wait before i form my opinion on a drug based on government opinion.
anyway this world needs a zombie apocalipse, my apartment is like a bunker but i have no weapons i have ok chances to survive, you will probably die quickly cuz ur dumb :D
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Svenman87   United States. Jun 27 2012 08:35. Posts 4636
On June 27 2012 01:00 Baalim wrote:
Baal has a conspiracy theory [ ]
Baal has any theory [ ]
Baal doesnt trust the scientists and doctors when it comes to drug facts[x]
FYP
Wrong, science doesnt says "bath salts" makes you an aggressive murderous violent person, read wikipedia or other sources, i didnt find any scientific link, what im distrusting is government, they are the ones claiming it was bath salths, not scientists, but it could be, who the fuck knows, but i rather wait before i form my opinion on a drug based on government opinion.
anyway this world needs a zombie apocalipse, my apartment is like a bunker but i have no weapons i have ok chances to survive, you will probably die quickly cuz ur dumb :D
idk how living in an apartment with no weapons is better than my situation; and for someone who would rather hold his opinion until he has all the facts you seem to be quite sure I would die quickly 'cuz ur dumb'
T_T I don't think I even need to respond to that; but I have a pretty decent shot living in Minnesota... low population especially in my area, I own a few guns and have ammo, lots of places I could go, I wouldn't call myself a survival expert but I'm an outdoors man so I feel like I could be self sufficient if I need to be (shout out to survivorman, dual survivor, man vs wild).
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whamm!   Albania. Jun 27 2012 09:31. Posts 11625
But on a more serious note, it depends on the type of zombies we'd have to face:
-Those from Romero's movies -> we'd be okish
-Those from 28 days later -> we're fucked, only the braves would make it
-Those from Zombi 2 -> GG, it's like starting starcraft and facing an army of koreans
Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not
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Raidern   Brasil. Jun 27 2012 11:47. Posts 4248
On June 25 2012 17:39 tutz wrote:
Most of you guys probably know about the recent zombie cannibalism attacks that happened in the US. 8 cases in the last month, correct me if I'm wrong.
just another case of the press deciding to report every single case of something extraordinary
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jun 27 2012 12:01. Posts 6374
On June 27 2012 10:47 Achoo wrote:
But on a more serious note, it depends on the type of zombies we'd have to face:
-Those from Romero's movies -> we'd be okish
-Those from 28 days later -> we're fucked, only the braves would make it
-Those from Zombi 2 -> GG, it's like starting starcraft and facing an army of koreans
zombi 2 - dumb & slow? i havent seen that movie thou
I mixed it up, was talking of return of the living dead yup, they're fast, almost unkillable and they set traps and shit ... hilarious movie though, the first encounter is epic and the oy turning sloly into a movie makes has the sickest lines ever. Highly reommend if your a fan like me !
Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not
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palak   United States. Jun 27 2012 12:26. Posts 4601
Double post
dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium
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palak   United States. Jun 27 2012 12:26. Posts 4601
videogame take on it...Dead Island and Left for Dead style zombies would fuck us over too, fast and multiple kinds...RE4&5 eh we may be ok....house of the dead or RE2 style we'd be fine [spoiler]
image link wasn't working... http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Zombie+survival+roll/upNxDhc/
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palak   United States. Jul 01 2012 11:27. Posts 4601
Bump for Baal calling no bath salts..fwiw bath salts in 2011 were already banned in the majority of states and there were already 5 federal laws set to have them banned http://marymicrogram.blogspot.com/2011/07/bath-salts-banned-states.html and as previously put in articles bath salts have been known to cause violence in the past + Show Spoiler +
The Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner said in a news release that the toxicology detected marijuana but it didn't find any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs. Eugene also tested negative for adulterants commonly mixed with street drugs.
An expert on toxicology testing said marijuana alone wasn't likely to cause behavior as strange as Eugene's.
"The problem today is that there is an almost an infinite number of chemical substances out there that can trigger unusual behavior," said Dr. Bruce Goldberger, Professor and Director of Toxicology at the University of Florida.
There has been much speculation about what drugs, if any, would lead to the bizarre May 26 attack at a Miami causeway that left Poppo, 65, missing about 75 percent of his face. The tests ruled out the suggestion that 35-year-old Eugene may have been under the influence of bath salts, which mimic the effects of cocaine or methamphetamine and have been associated with bizarre crimes in recent months.
An outside forensic toxicology lab, which took a second look at the results, also confirmed the absence of bath salts, synthetic marijuana and LSD.
Goldberger said the medical examiner's office in Miami is known for doing thorough work and he's confident they and the independent lab covered as much ground as possible. But it's nearly impossible for toxicology testing to keep pace with new formulations of synthetic drugs.
"There are many of these synthetic drugs that we currently don't have the methodology to test on, and that is not the fault of the toxicology lab. The challenge today for the toxicology lab is to stay on top of these new chemicals and develop methodologies for them but it's very difficult and very expensive." Goldberger said. "There is no one test or combination of tests that can detect every possible substance out there."
An addiction expert said she wouldn't rule out marijuana causing the agitation.
"It could have been the strain of marijuana that increases the dopamine in the brain, such as sativa," said Dr. Patricia Junquera, assistant professor at the Department of Psychiatry at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine.
There are two strains of marijuana called sativa and indica. The sativa increases dopamine and gives you energy while decreasing pain threshold. Indica is a "sleepy high," she explained.
"People don't really know what the amount of either is in each little packet of marijuana," she explained. "And we can't differentiate between the two in the blood, much less in a dead person."
She also suggested that if Eugene had a mental disorder, "the marijuana could have increased even further the dopamine levels and aggravated the situation. So that can't be ruled out."
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LOL how accurate
new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...
The attacks will continue to happen in the next few months, and bath salts is just what the gov. wants you to believe it was. So easy to control us. Matrix
On July 01 2012 10:27 palak wrote:
Bump for Baal calling no bath salts..fwiw bath salts in 2011 were already banned in the majority of states and there were already 5 federal laws set to have them banned http://marymicrogram.blogspot.com/2011/07/bath-salts-banned-states.html and as previously put in articles bath salts have been known to cause violence in the past + Show Spoiler +
The Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner said in a news release that the toxicology detected marijuana but it didn't find any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs. Eugene also tested negative for adulterants commonly mixed with street drugs.
An expert on toxicology testing said marijuana alone wasn't likely to cause behavior as strange as Eugene's.
"The problem today is that there is an almost an infinite number of chemical substances out there that can trigger unusual behavior," said Dr. Bruce Goldberger, Professor and Director of Toxicology at the University of Florida.
There has been much speculation about what drugs, if any, would lead to the bizarre May 26 attack at a Miami causeway that left Poppo, 65, missing about 75 percent of his face. The tests ruled out the suggestion that 35-year-old Eugene may have been under the influence of bath salts, which mimic the effects of cocaine or methamphetamine and have been associated with bizarre crimes in recent months.
An outside forensic toxicology lab, which took a second look at the results, also confirmed the absence of bath salts, synthetic marijuana and LSD.
Goldberger said the medical examiner's office in Miami is known for doing thorough work and he's confident they and the independent lab covered as much ground as possible. But it's nearly impossible for toxicology testing to keep pace with new formulations of synthetic drugs.
"There are many of these synthetic drugs that we currently don't have the methodology to test on, and that is not the fault of the toxicology lab. The challenge today for the toxicology lab is to stay on top of these new chemicals and develop methodologies for them but it's very difficult and very expensive." Goldberger said. "There is no one test or combination of tests that can detect every possible substance out there."
An addiction expert said she wouldn't rule out marijuana causing the agitation.
"It could have been the strain of marijuana that increases the dopamine in the brain, such as sativa," said Dr. Patricia Junquera, assistant professor at the Department of Psychiatry at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine.
There are two strains of marijuana called sativa and indica. The sativa increases dopamine and gives you energy while decreasing pain threshold. Indica is a "sleepy high," she explained.
"People don't really know what the amount of either is in each little packet of marijuana," she explained. "And we can't differentiate between the two in the blood, much less in a dead person."
She also suggested that if Eugene had a mental disorder, "the marijuana could have increased even further the dopamine levels and aggravated the situation. So that can't be ruled out."
An addiction expert said she wouldn't rule out marijuana causing the agitation.
"It could have been the strain of marijuana that increases the dopamine in the brain, such as sativa," said Dr. Patricia Junquera, assistant professor at the Department of Psychiatry at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine.
There are two strains of marijuana called sativa and indica. The sativa increases dopamine and gives you energy while decreasing pain threshold. Indica is a "sleepy high," she explained.
"People don't really know what the amount of either is in each little packet of marijuana," she explained. "And we can't differentiate between the two in the blood, much less in a dead person."
She also suggested that if Eugene had a mental disorder, "the marijuana could have increased even further the dopamine levels and aggravated the situation. So that can't be ruled out.
So according to your sources, also cannabis sativa could have caused this man rampage LOOOOOOOOL........ read before you copy paste.
Also un-intentional ironic video of Manson, LSD got most of its bad name and its illegality was strongly related to the Manson crimes who allegedly happened under LSD influence, however Manson has remained insane for decades after being off it and its also considered one of the safest drugs a human can take.
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palak   United States. Jul 03 2012 23:12. Posts 4601
Didn't care about the sources medical opinions, previous person in the source says pot could not cause this, i only cared bout the news story.
Possession of LSD was made illegal in the US in Oct 1968. The Mason Family murders took place in 1969.
Manson helped keep it having a bad name, but it was already banned.
dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium
Believe me im perfectly aware that LSD was illegal before Manson, but the murders along with the deaths of Joplin and Hencricks were manipulated into forging LSD's bad repulatation while the deaths and murders have nothing to do with LSD.
In fact LSD is very safe as you can see in most studies and investigations, results that do not match its reputation.
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Sure you didnt care about that part of the articles but you dont get to just skip it, it clearly shows absurd anti-drug bias, i think its very obvious, everybody in this forum knows that doesnt happen when u smoke sativa, and you should take that into consideration before blindly accepting the government opinion and "facts" about drugs, at least wait for the scientific community to agree first
Cliffnotes:
- Government has an obvious anti-drug bias
- So obviously dont believe your government about drugs, especially not about unconfirmed rumors and speculation
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palak   United States. Jul 04 2012 00:20. Posts 4601
Joplin and Hencricks
I assume you mean Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin? If so I have never in my life heard anyone say their deaths were due to lsd or anything involved with it. Hendrix I've always heard as was alcohol+sleeping pills, Joplin was heroin. LSD was used by both but seriously this is the first time i've ever heard anyone claim their deaths were blamed on lsd. actually interested if u can link to an article or something saying the deaths were due to lsd
Bath salts have been illegal in Florida since Jan 2011...confusing a media caused hysteria of an event for government bias against said drug is inane. Also the scientific studies/surverys on mephedrone (active part of bath sats) showed agitation in the slim, but still, majority of users (wiki mephedrone)
dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium
haven't read the posts carefully, but from brief glances I haven't noticed anyone bring this up - the toxicology from the infamous 'zombie-eating' fiasco came in, and apparently the only 'drug' in the persons system was pot. So yes, I think critical thinkers would agree that it was absolutely a media attention-grabbing situation that numerous bodies tried to involve themselves in. After all, that is how these organizations make money.
Now, I'm not condoning these bath salts at all (never tried em. nor have anyone I know - and I won't, cuz, it scared me too heh) - but I think it's safe to assume that the media intentionally hyped up the whole situation for their own reasons.
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As a quick aside, LSD is in fact a very safe drug. Surprisingly, extremely so. It's very strange to think of, but again, the media tries to portray it with people having acid flash-backs, crashing planes. Murdering recklessly. Eating poodles (ya, a bit extreme, obv. but you get my drift).
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On July 02 2012 09:14 tutz wrote:
The attacks will continue to happen in the next few months, and bath salts is just what the gov. wants you to believe it was. So easy to control us. Matrix
I didn't really follow your chameleon theory, or reptiles, or wtfever it was, but judging from responses in numerous threads, you do truly believe this? I dunno if this is a legitimate statement, or if you're poking fun at yourself in an attempt to 'lighten up' your earlier theories? Either way, I completely support critical, 'outside-the-box' thinking (hell, wish more people exercised it), but sometimes people get so caught up in that act itself, that they actually become obsessed and refuse to even listen to simple reason. In not so many words, people automatically become paranoid of everything, and believe everything has an ulterior motive.
tldr: in poker terms, don't level yourself
edit: It's literally hard to distinguish if you're fucking with us or not. If you are.. well, you're a kick-ass troll man. Maybe I just don't get your humor heh
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palak   United States. Jul 08 2012 20:12. Posts 4601
As a quick aside, LSD is in fact a very safe drug. Surprisingly, extremely so. It's very strange to think of, but again, the media tries to portray it with people having acid flash-backs, crashing planes. Murdering recklessly. Eating poodles (ya, a bit extreme, obv. but you get my drift).
What? I've heard of dogs on lsd, i've never heard of a person eating a dog being blamed on lsd.
dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium
... really, man? really? read the next 10 words. sometimes people use descriptions that aren't literally literal to emphasize a point. the fact you posted that - heh, fuck it. this is an internet forum. to each his own (obv.)
actually, i remember trying to discuss stuff with others on this forum a while ago. all it is, is good exercise for the fingers. gl to you
that might have sounded a bit condescending - sorry if so. don't mean to insult. but yeah, once again, there's no use trying to debate anything on this forum. everyone has their opinion, and no matter what people say, won't change it (possibly with a very few rare exceptions).
so, the gl was legit. the general populace knows who the boneheads are, and it's not necessary for us other silly bastards to emphasize the clown in the room. no, this is not directed at you. cheers!
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palak   United States. Jul 09 2012 09:59. Posts 4601
O I didn't mean that as an insult or anything I was just genuinely curious what the story was b/c it sounds insane so i wasnt sure if u meant that as an exaggeration or an actual news report u had read
dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium