Jennifer Tilly Just Owned Me

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JonnyCosMo United States. Feb 29 2008 15:41. Posts 7292

Villan is a 32/22/2 aggro monkey whos making a lot of dumb bluffs at pots and generally is playing somewhat fast. The following proceeds to happen...

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

PokerStars Game #15641542740: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/02/29 - 17:20:31 (ET)
Table 'Scabiosa IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: kapie123 ($673.90 in chips)
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo ($400 in chips)
Seat 3: Cas1noRoyale ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: TaTaTunes ($376.60 in chips)
Seat 5: -bd1rty- ($557 in chips)
Seat 6: darling12 ($404.30 in chips)
kapie123: posts small blind $2
JonnyCosMo : posts big blind $4

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to JonnyCosMo
Cas1noRoyale: folds
TaTaTunes: folds
-bd1rty-: folds
darling12: raises $12 to $16
kapie123: calls $14
JonnyCosMo : calls $12

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $48.00)


kapie123: checks
JonnyCosMo : checks
darling12: checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $48.00)


kapie123: checks
JonnyCosMo : checks
darling12: bets $40
kapie123: folds
JonnyCosMo : calls $40

River (Pot : $128.00)


JonnyCosMo : checks
darling12: checks

Showdown
JonnyCosMo : shows (four of a kind, Eights)
darling12: shows (a flush, Ace high)
JonnyCosMo collected $125 from pot
JonnyCosMo said, "wow"

Summary
Total pot $128 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: kapie123 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo (big blind) showed and won ($125) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: Cas1noRoyale folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TaTaTunes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: -bd1rty- folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: darling12 (button) showed and lost with a flush, Ace high

Chat after the hand:

JonnyCosMo: u sir
JonnyCosMo: are unreal
JonnyCosMo: im still in shock
darling12: whys that
JonnyCosMo: thats gotta be
JonnyCosMo: the sickest check behind
JonnyCosMo: ive seen all yr
darling12: ah its womans intuition
JonnyCosMo: oh ur a girl?
darling12: yup
JonnyCosMo: that explains a lot
darling12: really
JonnyCosMo: Jennifer Tilly style check behind
darling12: she is good
darling12: you could only have 88 there

... /wrists

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser

Last edit: 29/02/2008 15:47

JonnyCosMo United States. Feb 29 2008 15:43. Posts 7292

brb, shutting down life

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser

dronebabo United States. Feb 29 2008 15:45. Posts 736

LOLOLOLLOLL

bioboyAT Austria. Feb 29 2008 15:47. Posts 3

god owned :D

ggplz Sweden. Feb 29 2008 15:55. Posts 16784

ROOOOFL

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

True Finland. Feb 29 2008 15:55. Posts 843

This is so awesome...

I am a NL25 player so take my advice/comments in that perspective

nabz Canada. Feb 29 2008 15:57. Posts 420

lmfao

Education costs money, but then so does ignorance

HachiRoku United States. Feb 29 2008 15:58. Posts 315

HAHAHAHAHAHaHAHA

TimDawg

United States. Feb 29 2008 15:58. Posts 10197

JENNIFER TILLY READS SOULS COSMO

SMAHTEN UP

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball

keuner Germany. Feb 29 2008 15:58. Posts 1535

aggro monkey?i thought an aggro monkey looks more like 33/29/4

lol hepatitis is like roulette it depends which letter you get - rockman255

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United States. Feb 29 2008 15:58. Posts 12159

LOL wow so owned

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser

Rocks2BeGood Netherlands. Feb 29 2008 16:17. Posts 3582

KEKE pwzorz

iD.VaLi on Pokerstars !!

CrownRoyal United States. Feb 29 2008 16:22. Posts 11386

looooool

WHAT IS THIS

PplusAD Germany. Feb 29 2008 16:23. Posts 7182

rofl

holy shit

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)

Logiabs~ Colombia. Feb 29 2008 16:32. Posts 9133

you got so fuckin pwned
haahhaah

Mangojasmine United States. Feb 29 2008 16:34. Posts 26

"darling12: you could only have 88 there"
PRICELESS. FUCKING PRICELESS.
sigh. women...

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf you have to trap it, ensnare it, and then you have to tame it, keep it happy. Care for it, feed it, lovingly, like an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving. Dwight Shrute

royalsu Canada. Feb 29 2008 16:37. Posts 3233

i read that title and knew right away that this was cosmo's thread.

Artanis[Xp] Netherlands. Feb 29 2008 16:40. Posts 4697

Fox . Feb 29 2008 16:44. Posts 3110

omfg artanis greatest pick ever.

and rofl jc hasdfoh 324 this should auto win HOTW she just life tilted u osadifh oi2p38yh4 sahhahasd f

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Netherlands. Feb 29 2008 16:46. Posts 7080

lmao

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmo

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