Tips to get laid

On August 17 2007 07:14 Rekrul wrote: Show nested quote + On August 17 2007 07:00 Sheitan wrote: "go for a serious relationship instead" in ten years not when you're in your 20's. That being said, follow the instructions above: First: make them laugh, girls like people who make them laugh, if you fail at this you won't get laid. This is Rule Number 1. Second: they like to speack a lot, you just have to start the conversation on something then just disconnect your brain till she's finished. BUT don't speack about nerd stuff like computers/technology/poker, girls can't understand that kind of shit. Oh you can talk about poker if you're baller and make tons of cash, you'll probably get laid in 0.00001 second after u said u actually have a lot of money. Think about poker or something else while she's telling you about this and that and blablablablabla, just AGREE to everything she said and stare her right in the eyes. Be careful tho, if she question you, you have to be able to answer correctly, if you don't, she'll realize you don't give a shit about what she said and you'll fail right here. Third: You have to sound romantic, don't speack about ex girl friends or sex or anything non-romantic relative. You have to be what i call a poetic lover. Try to think the OPPOSITE way you actually thinking, let's say you see a super hot babe and she's next to you, just say something like:"She's a bimbo" or "So cliche" or "Too bad she doesn't have a brain" instead of "She's much more hotter than you" and "I'd hit her" . Tell her about the fact you're seeking love, the real one and you don't want short relationships, sex is not important for you as long as you're with the right person, i mean the EXACT OPPOSITE. If you're not too ugly and can follow these basics rules, you can get laid a lot. lotta terrible advice there u gotta say exactly waht you're thinking..saying you're seeking love is retarded unless you wanna have to date a girl 20 times before you fuck her and then have her calling u 20x a day after that, but thats not what the topic is about

102% agreed. MONSTER DATING

On August 17 2007 11:28 Floofy wrote: ok some good advice here but heres another question........... how to get a date in the first place? all those cool date advice are ok but i dont know where to start heh btw i loled hard at "Think about poker or something else while she's telling you about this and that and blablablablabla, just AGREE to everything she said and stare her right in the eyes."

a date is just an excuse to turn men into tools. Complete awkward bullshit society used to use to give women power over men =P does anyone date anymore past highschool? lol

Now if you're talking about like going and hanging out with a girl or doing something one on one, then that can be quite different. Prob the thing i do most is just say "hey ima go down to the mall and prob buy some new shoes wanna help me pick out something? I always go with the notion im gonna do it anyway. and i always prey on woman's love for shopping LOL
also btw, what u say ur gonna do and what u actually do, can be totally different.

btw when ur already seeing a girl then dates are fun. lemme add that in.

On August 17 2007 11:36 Floofy wrote: btw for yug, i have few examples of why being yourself isnt always good #1 im not the type to lead. aka if goes and ask "what restaurant we go to" i tend to reply "whatever u want i dont care" (which is kinda true). but all will agree its much better to be confident and take decisions #2 im the type to argue a lot. m0re said its bad. there #3 im really not the type to say stuff when i dont think it (but im improving on this). aka saying "wow what a nice dress you have tonight" when her dress is pretty average. this is also goes for answering bullshit questions like "am i the most beautiful girls in your eyes" #4 im not cocky IRL and thats bad. tons of others lil things like this that i need to change

these things are pretty fucking major actually, not lil at all...and changing them is not easy....you really can't just will yourself to stop being a bitch.

btw i dont know if you like clubs, you dont strike me as that kinda person but definitely fun to take women to clubs, especially if you have friends that are going to be there. Just dont tell her and ur gonna seeem like the most popular guy on the planet when u keep meeting up with people saying like "OMG SUP" and chatting. Everyone likes mister popular.

On August 17 2007 11:56 Yugless wrote: so you put on an act, meet a girl, and start dating. she's going to expect the act, she doesn't like you, she likes the act. so whenever you're with her you can't relax and be yourself, you have to act like somebody else. no only is that incredibly pathetic and unfair to her, it wouldn't be very much fun for you. you're an interesting guy who has a lot to say. trust me, there are plenty of girls out there who would like floofy. just don't be shy when talking to them, let your personality come out. and don't be afraid to approach girls.

i think theirs a difference between not entirely being yourself when you first meet a girl than plain acting and continuing to do it if you keep on in a relationship.

floofy id just say dont be so self-concious about how you come across if they like you and your personality great but dont think oh i need to change this this this this...... being confident is great yeh i doubt girls over 15 love guys who are cocky altho some probly do.

girls like being around cocky guys until a straight up confident one comes along and verbally tools him for being a tool

ok i just read doomer site and it gave a pretty good explanation of why girls like bad guys instead of nice guys

its simply that nice guys tends to be sexually "closed", while bad guys arent afraid to be very sexual
http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/01_The_Basic_Rules/niceguys.shtml

makes a lot of sense

On August 17 2007 12:40 Yugless wrote: thats very charming cap

I know, I hate to be the one to tell the kids there is no Santa. but someone has to do it.

Have a nice smile



Ship it ez~

On August 17 2007 13:53 capaneo wrote: Show nested quote + On August 17 2007 12:40 Yugless wrote: thats very charming cap I know, I hate to be the one to tell the kids there is no Santa. but someone has to do it.

it was QFT though

BRING THE TRUTH

On August 17 2007 13:55 JonnyCosMo wrote: Have a nice smile Ship it ez~

yes a nice smile

not a tonsil inspection yo

floofy,

bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks.

once you become one with the above statement, they will gravitate.

gl.

On August 17 2007 14:10 nolan wrote: floofy, bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks. once you become one with the above statement, they will gravitate. gl.

Nolan is the man. period

men dont get periods

On August 17 2007 14:13 DooMeR wrote: Show nested quote + On August 17 2007 14:10 nolan wrote: floofy, bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks. once you become one with the above statement, they will gravitate. gl. Nolan is the man. period

Went thru' entire thread and noticed a lot of paragraphing and still the questioning. Why is this comment on the last freakin' page? gg.

On August 17 2007 13:58 sOah wrote: Show nested quote + On August 17 2007 13:55 JonnyCosMo wrote: Have a nice smile Ship it ez~ yes a nice smile not a tonsil inspection yo

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

just dont be a tool and get dem niggas drunk

On August 17 2007 13:28 Rekrul wrote: girls like being around cocky guys until a straight up confident one comes along and verbally tools him for being a tool

so in the end, that is 2 tools at the same place

Just be confident, your only goal is to have fun, not to get laid, to have fun, the girls will notice that, that you are comfortable with urself. You can act somewhat cocky, as long as it doesn't sound too arrogant, read a bit on it it'll help you, and obviously put that into practice, go out, you can also try getting girls online and then meeting them, just don't be nervous, ever, cuz you are the man, she wants you and she'll have to work for it, you're not that easy!